20 1 1 What is the most powerful sentence?

1. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What do you think is missing?

2. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

4, the secret of longevity-keep breathing, don't die.

5. Because I was too heartless before, I am heartless now.

6. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

7. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

8. Being born from a distance is not beautiful, but the third.

9. The generation gap is when you ask your father: What do you think of the chrysanthemum table? Dad thought about it and said, I haven't drunk it ~ ~ ~

10, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

1 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

12, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple. ......

13, men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

14, everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself …

15, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

16, Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful. ...

17, fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

18, maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

19, brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

2 1, that day, you said you hated me, and I smiled, which tore my heart out.

22. It turns out that love never left, but I remember it and you forgot it.

23. The so-called love story means that if you don't even believe in yourself, you want the other person to believe it.

1. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

3. Love your mother ...

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

The advantage of news simulcast is that you can watch a piece of news completely even if you keep changing channels.

6. Who are you making that face with? . I owe you an overdue loan or something.

7. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

8. Life is too short to be sexy.

9. Not all coquettish beauties are * *, but they may be salesmen.

10. I don't tidy my room. I am the beauty in the room.

1 1. The law stipulates that men can only get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

12. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

13. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

14. Were you vomited three times after birth, but only caught twice?

15. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

16. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

17. Try not to make any noise if possible.

18. Don't step on the doormat.

The fighter in 19. * *, VIP among bitches.

20. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

2 1. Get out of here, get out of here ......

22. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

23. You are the best example of failed abortion!

24. It's not your fault to want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college! !

25. Be a rogue with temperament, a man with taste and a knowledgeable illiterate!

When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

27. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret.

28. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

29. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you still have to pick a date?

I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

3 1. Admit your mistakes and never change.

You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are crawling on the ground.

33. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

34. Comrades have not worked hard, and the revolution will still succeed.

35. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

36. Times have changed. Who will be waiting for you there?

37. Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.

38. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

39. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

40. Who will not die, who will not die.

4 1. It's not that I don't fold quilts. The main reason is that I miss the past very much, that is, I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

42. How tired is it from simplicity to indifference?

43. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

44. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

45. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

46. After all, you have to get hurt yourself before you learn to be smart. ...

47. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

48. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

49. Many things are between not saying that you are wronged and saying that you are melodramatic.

50. In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

5 1. People who care don't understand, and those who know don't care.

52. If you don't believe me, your old friend will be ashamed of me; The promise is not light, so I will live up to it.

53. A man cries because he really loves him. The woman cried because she really gave up.

54. There are too many injuries around me. I hope to wake up one morning and die quietly. ...

55. Some questions have no answers, and some things have no results, which is the best result.

56. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

57. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

58. Come to think of it, Qianshan is all water; Once you think about it, things change.

59. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

60. If the heart doesn't move, it won't hurt.

6 1. If you want to say that you love me, learn to be friends with me first.

63. Hate sometimes abuses the power of love.

64. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

65. Wolves roam the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

66. The antonym of love is not not not love, but love.

67. I don't scold you because I don't want to compliment you, you know?

When I woke up, it was already dark. ...

69. You dare to talk to me about basketball even if you don't know Beckham!

70. Men and toothbrushes-I will never use them with others!

7 1. Marry Tang Priest as a husband in the future, and play if you can, or eat him if you can't.

72. People are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live!

73. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

74. I only care about what I care about, and you are not in this range!

75. You think you are redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant!

76. Don't love me, let me go. ...

77. When he said he loved you, he didn't mean it. Don't be moved easily.

78. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

79. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

80. Men lie to make themselves feel better; Women lie to make each other feel better.

8 1. What makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings.

82. Feelings precipitate over time and disappear over time. ...

83. Who can understand who loves deeply and who can understand who leaves? ...

84. This may seem possible, but it may not.

85. There are no exceptions except changes.

86. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

87. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

88. The oath was just a slip of the tongue.

89. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

90. Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

9 1. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't even pull it down.

92. I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

93. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy.

94. I would rather be sad than happy.

I wish I were as forgetful and heartless as a baby. ...

96. Break up with someone who is hostile to you. Only when people break friends can they have the best friends.

97. It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing.

98. We can't forget the past, but we must let it go.

99. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

100. You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

10 1. Bitches are bitches, and the economic crisis can't be expensive!

102. You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

103. If the direction is wrong, stopping means moving forward.

104. Just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate. Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

105. In fact, the ending has long been doomed, and we just live according to the script of fate.

106. My schizophrenia was cured, and now I and I are fine.

107. Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and for making the lies come true.

108. It's nothing to miss someone when you are lonely. But if you miss it when you are busy, it will be different.

109. I once owned you, and it makes me sad to think about it.

1 10. There is nothing unfinished in the world, only an immortal heart.

1 1 1. I am not stronger than others, but more completely silent than others. You may not be more miserable than others, but you express yourself better.

1 12. We have different masks, play different roles, perform different experiences, but share the same sadness.

1 13. These days, some people are busy being single, while others are busy ending their singles.

1 14. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

1 15. Reading thousands of books, it is better to take Wan Li Road; It is better to read countless people on Wan Li Road; There are countless readers, so it is better to be a master to guide the way.

1 16. Only two-hearted women, no spoony men.

1 17. I'm here to shout quietly, I don't have time to participate in your past, and I don't want to participate in your future.

1 18. I'm blind because of you! ! !

1 19. The world is big, and love is just around the corner. I'm leaving, please help yourself!

120. If a person is willing to make you sad, he doesn't care whether you cry at all. So quickly put away those humble tears, wash your face and brush your teeth, and do what you should. ...

12 1. If you are my dish, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type. ...

122. It rained twice this week, the first three days and the last four days. ...

123. We have been looking for, looking for, and we all have endings.

124. Hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed. I won't get lost.

125. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

126. Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness happiness?

127. If the first sentence is wrong, the whole hypothesis will be invalid.

128. It is an insult to cry in front of a man who doesn't love you.

129. Dear parents, please don't call your children "rabbits", because from a genetic point of view, this is very unfavorable to you.

130. I want to go, but I don't want to die.

13 1. It is better to love or be loved than to love.

132. When a woman looks at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything. She's just lonely ...

133. People talk and fart. Like farting, talking is just a breath.

134. Some people's love is just a kind of "emotion at that time". If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is naive.

135. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

136. If we can't be together, it means that we have no fate. Since there is no fate, there is nothing to regret not being together.

137. How to know the world without being secular?

138. What makes us psychologically miserable is not the thing itself, but our thoughts about it and the stories fabricated around it.

139. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

140. Joy is as short as fireworks, and feelings are as fragile as glass.

14 1. What I want is to eat instant noodles together and drink soup with an open mind.

142. If you don't love, you have to love, which is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

143. Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye, but my self-cultivation is not enough.

144. The smell of a woman lies in the smell of a man standing next to her.

145. The most successful thing in a woman's life is to choose the right man.

146. When you see through it, pretend you don't know.

147. If you eat it, you will never spit it out again, so think twice before eating it. So is love.

148. You can disagree, but learn to respect it.

149. I don't have a pot, but I will stew you!

150. Make contributions to society without harming others!

15 1. Hit you! It's sad not to hit you!

152. It's all tap water, so it's pure!

153. History, only the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

154. Be patient or cruel.

155. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

156. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

157. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

158. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

159. I can put your words in the oil pan and squeeze out the oil!

160. What a terrible fool an educated fool is!

16 1. I don't even believe in punctuation.

162. Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

163. The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

164. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

165. Think about it, kindergartens are still very easy to mix.

166. The dream didn't come true because it was not realistic enough.

167. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

168. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

169. I said this big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to send it to me all the time!

170. After the two broke up completely, either party sent a message to send a blessing on the other party's birthday every year, proving that although we broke up, I still remember you and even remember your birthday. It's totally unnecessary bullshit. Do you regard people as martyrs' cemeteries?

17 1. It is not enough to have a pair of eyes to find beauty. The key is that your eyes must also be able to find your ugliness.

172. When love turns into marriage, it is nothing more than slowly turning feelings into endurance, which may be mixed with unpredictable endurance.

173. Everything is going up in price, but people are becoming more and more stingy. ...

174. You are in my heart, then slowly you run into my stomach, then I digest you, then you run into my large intestine, finally you become a fart, and then I let you go. You are a fart, I won't let you go. Can't you stay in your intestines and savor it slowly? !

175. We can all face it bravely-the person you love doesn't love you; However, no one can face-a person who has loved you for a long time turns away.

176. How many people have promised to love someone for life and put them into action?

177. It is rumored that men who are bad to women will do * * * in the next life.

178. Youth is not always there. Let's fall in love quickly.

179. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

180. If you leave first, don't blame me for betraying you.

18 1. I can't find my favorite umbrella, I'd rather get wet.

182. Nobody held my hand, so I just-put it in my pocket.

183. The most important thing in life is not the place, but the direction. It's also a B. You can become a NB if you travel south and north, but you can only be a SB if you don't look back.

184. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

185. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

186. The red sun of shrimp is a time of great sorrow.

187. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you looked back and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

188. Two characteristics of China people: they don't like telling the truth and they don't like listening to it.

189. the result of mother-in-law: men are feminine and women are feminine.

190. Just like every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, I can't bring back my youth.

19 1. It's a wonderful life with food, drinks and computers.

192. In ancient times, we didn't text, chat online, cross the ocean or get stuck in traffic. If I miss you, I will walk five miles over two mountains to hold your hand.

193. What you don't know is fate.

194. How do you and I face this promiscuous world in estrus?

195. If you want him to forget you from now on, you can see him as usual. And if you want him to never forget you, then meet him with a subversive face.

196. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so much as you like.

197. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky about wine ... the sky says, go away, I'm so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast by myself!

198. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

199. When men cheat, their IQ is second only to Einstein!

200. Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

20 1. The time a person keeps interested is usually proportional to the time his prey struggles. The sooner he surrenders, the sooner he will fall out of favor.

202. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

203. Miss the person I lost. Forget the person I miss. ...

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love. ...

205. When we were young, we danced together because who was in love or because we were lonely.

After the vicissitudes of life, why do we prefer to be strangers when we are as lonely as ever?

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate.

207. If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles.

208. I've been so poor and crazy recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

209. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

2 10. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

2 1 1. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

2 12. I'm afraid I'll be more sad, so I have to pretend to be more indifferent than you.

2 13. There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

2 14. Leave my life with yours, for my own good.

2 15. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Don't I have a little sadness against the current?

2 16. Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care.

2 17. I was very unhappy when I weighed myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

2 18. I wish you loneliness and longevity.

2 19. when I am trying to improve my self-cultivation, there are always some people who just like to come and be cannon fodder ... then I have to help you from another angle!

No amount of "I love you" is worth saying "I marry you".

22 1.9 roses are long-lasting, and 99 roses are long-lasting, but 99 roses are more luxurious and long-lasting. ...

222. There is such a person. If you text him, he will call you back immediately, no matter day or late at night. There is such a person, you ask him, he will listen to you, you don't want to talk to him, and he won't bother you with text messages anymore. He is 10086. ...

223. Penguin GG and Penguin MM went on a date. Penguin MM hasn't arrived at the date yet. Penguin GG has been looking around ... left, right ... left, right ... penguin MM came and saw penguin GG like this. I was angry! I slapped him and scolded him: "Do you think you are logging into QQ?"

224. My girlfriend said that she found a job in Japan and told me to work hard at home. Don't watch AV if you have nothing to do.

225. My boyfriend said that he found a job in Thailand and told me to work hard at home and not to travel to Thailand.

226. If you hate a man, call his woman Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the happiness of the upper body; If you hate a woman, turn her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.

227. Who has such strong feelings for me ... for RMB?

228. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you. ...

229. Don't always look depressed with constipation!

230. What is crazier than being in love is being lovelorn.

23 1. Obviously, he is the son of a township cadre, and he also pretends to be the rich second generation in the city.

232. No one will give you a step. Get yourself a chair.

233. There was a retaliatory rebound after the stock market crash. I occasionally do something out of line to express my dissatisfaction. Is that understandable?

234. How many pairs of eyes are left after ten years?

People without boyfriends have time every night. ...

236. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

When I woke up, it was already dark. ...

238. As long as you want, as long as I have it.

239. Have a good memory or care too much?

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others. ...

Children without umbrellas must run hard.

242. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

243. Be the first, not the second.

244. A gentle gentleman is a lady.

245. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just about enough, and don't overdo it.

246. If you believe in fate, then all accidents are doomed; If you don't believe in fate, then everything is predestined by accident.