Dajing Wealth _ Dajing Temple

Interesting things happened in the Ming Dynasty (1368- 1644)?

Just food and wine.

A Confucian official wants to ride a horse to see his boss. It happened that someone visited him. The Confucian official took care of his wife and said, "It's just drinking."

I hurried on my way.

The wife thought about it, didn't know what "just" was, so she asked the maid. After discussion, everyone thought that "already" was the word "tail". Just because there was a big sheep at home, she slaughtered it and prepared wine for the guests.

The Confucian official went home and listened to his wife's words. He sighed in anxiety and was depressed for a long time. Later, whenever I went out, I always took care of my wife: "If there are any guests coming today, I will use' dining tables' instead of' just'."

Fall into the water

There is a teacher who is unlearned. A guest came back from Beijing and visited him in the school auditorium.

A student asked the word "gold" with a book, but the teacher didn't know it, but because of face, he asked again on the excuse of the guest, and also picked up a red pen and marked the word "gold".

After a while, another classmate asked the word "Wei", and the teacher circled the word "Wei" with a red pen and made excuses for the same reason.

As soon as the students left, the third student came to ask the word "Le" in "Le Shan for the benevolent and Le Shui for the wise". The teacher said casually, "Just read' Luo'."

After the students left, the teacher asked the guests, "Is there any news in Beijing?"

The guest said, "Yes! When I left the capital, I saw Jin Wengong stabbed and Wei Linggong surrounded by a red scarf. "

The teacher quickly asked, "I wonder what happened to these two people?" The guest smiled and said:

"The setting of the mountain, the drop of water."

Arguing about dreams

A poor scholar dreamed that he found 300 taels of silver, and when he woke up, he said to his wife, "If I do find it, I will buy a house with 100, buy a field with 100, and then marry two little wives with 100. How happy is that? "

The wife cursed loudly: "I can only die of poverty and freeze to death!" " I want to marry a little wife as long as I have some money! "The husband and wife quarreled badly and fought in bed.

When the neighbors heard the voices, they all came to persuade them. After asking the reason for the quarrel, they all burst into laughter: "Fortunately, it is a dream! If your family really has money to have a little wife, do you still have to fight a life lawsuit and get us into trouble? "

Fifty-year-old fool

A villager, who is a government official, asked the old-timers about the provisions of the criminal law. The old-timers introduced various punishments such as punishment, stick and migration: "flogging with a small thorn, from 10 to 50, is called" punishment "; Knock with a big stick, from 60 to 100, called' staff'. "

The villagers were greatly surprised and shouted, "I don't believe it. Are you still stupid (homophonic) at the age of 50? "

Malaria poems

Chen Quan in Jinling is suffering from malaria. He wrote a jingle describing his illness, which made people laugh: "Speaking of cold, he is lying on the ice;" Speaking of heat, he sat in a steamer; When he was in pain, his teeth were broken; When he trembled, he was just killed by you; When he was killed by you, he was really sad! "

Yue Longmen.

A scholar accidentally slipped on the ferry and fell into the water. Others rushed to save him. He was covered in water, but full of poetry.

Sing a poem: "I just stepped on the bow and suddenly spread out, and God welcomed me;" When people return to the East China Sea, they will turn to Yuelongmen. "

What is the reason?

When they were playing football, they accidentally kicked a scholar on the head. The people who were kicked reported to the government, and they were caught by the government and severely whipped 40 times. Their confession is: "I have nothing to do when I am full, and I am idle; Doing nothing, learning to kick balloons. Starting with a villain's foot, he made a mistake on the gentleman's head and blamed an official for forty. What is the reason? "

A funny poem from my sister-in-law

A newly married woman was bullied by her sister-in-law. She wrote a poem to her sister-in-law: "Sister-in-law, don't bully her, she used to be a daughter. The front boat is like the back boat, and my sister-in-law sometimes gets married. " My sister-in-law was ashamed after reading the poem.

Want a cool umbrella?

Liu Ziyi had been looking forward to a promotion, but she didn't get it, so she was ill and rested at home. When a friend and colleague came to visit the doctor, he replied, "Deficiency heat attacks the upper body."

At that time, Shi was present and replied humorously: "Just eat Qingliangsan (the scientific name of traditional Chinese medicine," three "homophonic" umbrella ")." It turns out that the official position is the county magistrate (positive five products) to be qualified to use an umbrella.

Tea and wine compete for high prices.

Tea said to wine, "It is a great contribution to defeat the sleeping devil, and it is even more valuable to help you sing." The destruction of the family and the destruction of the country are all due to wine. How can guests just drink tea? "

Wine retorted, "Taifu Yao recommended the nectar, which is of great significance to the guests. I was first used for banquets. Why have you ever talked about pale yellow soup (tea)? "

While arguing endlessly, the water came out to persuade: "To make tea, that well belongs to Shi Ding, and the spring water is used to make wine and inject it into silver bottles;" These two families and Zheng Mo are idle, and they can't make up without me. "

Monks framed disasters.

A rich man lives next to a temple. A monk climbed over the wall into the rich man's house at night. He was caught stealing from the beginning. The main family chased him out,

The monk was so scared that he fell into the mud when he ran away, leaving mud all over his head. The monk got up in a hurry, fearing that the master's family would see that it was a bald monk who committed the crime, he quickly printed the mud on his head with his fist, pinched out the shape of a hat worn by a Taoist, and said to himself, "Give up!"

Nanfeng xiansheng

There is a very stingy rich man. When his son grows up, he wants to hire a gentleman. The recruitment condition is that he does not eat or drink. A man recommended to him: "A gentleman does not eat or drink, but only eats the south wind blindly."

Hearing this, the rich man hurriedly discussed with his wife, who wanted to think, hurriedly shook his head and said:

"If the north wind blows one day, what will you give him to eat?"

Corrupt toilet manager

There is a corrupt official who catches everything he sees, and no one is free from his constraints.

A friend said half jokingly and sarcastically, "I don't think you have anything to take unless you take care of the toilet."

The greedy official said, "If you let me take care of the toilet, I won't let him go if he wants to go to the toilet, and I will force him to go if he doesn't want to go to the toilet. In that case, why worry that no one will send me money? "

A person who makes a living.

When a county magistrate takes office, people complain. The county magistrate happily put down the pen for judging the case and walked down the hall to bow deeply to the complainant. The officer asked in surprise, "He is just an ordinary man under your county master. What grievances do you have to complain about?". I hope you can decide for him.

Why does the master respect him so much? "

The county magistrate said, "You don't know, it's my parents who come to complain. How can you not respect him? "

Greedy officials swear

An official was jailed for corruption and released after an amnesty. So he swore: "I will take other people's property in the future, which will make my hands grow a sore."

Soon, a man came to court and gave him money to win the lawsuit. The greedy official thought of his oath and dared not take money with his hands. Thought for a moment and said, "since you are so enthusiastic, put the money in my boots for the time being!" " "

Skinny doctor

Quack used the wrong medicine to kill the patient. The patient was furious and insisted that the doctor, wife and son sing an elegy and carry the coffin for the funeral, so the quack had to do it.

When he was buried, he sang: "Gong Zu is a doctor for three generations, hehehe!"

The wife then sang: "Husband and wife work together, hehehe!" "

The youngest son was small, only felt heavy on his shoulders, so he sang, "But the dead are heavy, hehehe!" "

The eldest son was full of resentment and sang: "From now on, only thin doctors will be selected, hehehe!"

Run into slag

A doctor died of illness, and his family locked him under the porch, ready to tie him up and send him to the government.

The brother of the deceased was very sad. "Brother, brother, how can we meet again?" He cried.

The quack replied, "It's easy to meet each other."

Asked how to meet each other, the quack said, "Do you still have the residue your brother took?" One more post, and we can meet in the underworld. "

Medical staff's response

Quacks hurt patients many times, and their servants began to hate their masters, so they just played and didn't listen to orders. The doctor scolded:

"I teach you to die! I will teach you to die! "

The servant smiled easily: "How can you die if you don't take medicine easily?"

Quack coping

A quack died and was taken to a government department. The quack denies it and pretends to be a Confucian scholar.

The magistrate said, "Since you are a Confucian scholar, please match two pairs." Quack doctors have no choice but to say yes again and again.

The county magistrate said, "The silver umbrella has three eaves." Right: "Jin Wan Si Ying Ointment." The butler listened to the signs and then said, "Li Qian has 10 thousand peaches, which is a good year." The quack thought for a long time, and finally replied, "Take two slices of ginger and three slices of jujube and take them warm."

The county magistrate already knew the man's occupation, so he smiled happily and said loudly, "Nonsense!" The quack quickly grabbed the conversation and said, "Because I ate too much, I was sick and talked nonsense."

Shallow needle and low singing

An acupuncturist stabbed the patient to death because the needle went too deep. The host family angrily forced the doctor's family to carry the coffin and sang elegies all the way to insult the doctor.

The quack said to his wife, "You can sing in a low voice, so you won't humiliate me."

The wife complained and replied, "If you want to sing in a low voice, why don't you prick the needle shallow at the beginning?"

Poet chanting umbrella

Martial chess monks are good at writing poems. At one time, innocent people were involved in lawsuits. Monks complained repeatedly and didn't ask about it on weekdays.

I only like writing poems.

The county magistrate pointed to an umbrella in the hall and wrote poems. The monk casually replied, "All bones are gathered in one handle, and the clothes are like princes." Hold the horse gently, and there will be no sun. "

The monk was silent.

There was a monk named "Mochan", who had little knowledge. On weekdays, he relies on two waiters to answer questions for him.

One day, when the waiter was out, it happened that a traveling monk came to pay homage and asked questions. Q: "What kind of Buddha is no Zen?" Needless to say, where can Zen be answered? Look east for a while and west for a while. Ask again: "What is the law?" No words, Zen, no words, look. Ask again:

"What is a monk?" Don't talk about Zen, just close your eyes and don't answer. Ask again: "What is a blessing?" Ji Zen was so anxious that he stretched out his hands.

The monk left contentedly, and the waiter in Lu Yu told them, "I went to see the elder and asked him about the Buddha. The Zen master looked around, meaning that people have things, and the Buddha has no north and south; I asked about Buddhism, and the Zen master looked at it, meaning that the law is equal and there is no competition; I asked the monk, and he closed his eyes and told me: Yun Shenchu is a monk; Asked about blessing again, he reached out to attract all beings. This master can really be called clear-headed! "

The waiter returned to the temple and cursed without saying a word: "Where have you been? Or help me. He asked the Buddha and taught me that the East can't see you and the West can't see you. He asked Buddhism again and taught me that there is no way into the sky and no way into the ground; He asked the monk again, but I had no choice but to fake sleep;

He prayed for his blessing again. I am ashamed that I don't know everything. Why should I be an elder? I might as well reach along the door and call Hua. "

Monk-bird opposition

Dongpo is chatting with the old monk in Fo Yin. Dongpo joked: "The ancients often treated birds with monks, such as:

Birds are staying in the trees by the pool, and monks are knocking at the door on the moon',' I smell woodpeckers, and I suspect they are knocking at the door. "

The old monk in Fo Yin smiled humorously and said, "Today, the old monk is a bird to Xianggong."

Skin soothing mosquito repellent

A Taoist priest claimed that he could write a book to repel mosquitoes, so someone took money to ask for it. As a result, mosquitoes are as harmful as before. The man questioned the Taoist priest, who asked, "Where did you put the symbol?"

Answer: "Stick it on the wall."

The Taoist priest scolded, "I don't know what's going on!" " You must stick the symbol above the curtain to have an effect. "

Buy 1000 pigs

A county magistrate writes too carelessly and always dances. Once preparing to entertain guests, he wrote a list and sent a servant to buy food. The word "pig tongue" was written so long that the servant thought it was to buy 1000 pigs. After going to the market, where can there be so many? I searched all over the country and only bought 500 mouthfuls, so I had to bite the bullet and report back. The county magistrate smiled and said, "I asked to buy pig tongues. How can I buy thousands of pigs?"

Pick your own luggage.

The three brothers went out on business and stayed in an inn. Buy a fish, cook it and put it on the table. The boss sang a line from In Yun Fei: "This fish, I want a middle section."

The second child sang, "I want a head and a tail." Who dares to argue? "

The third said, "This soup is mine."

At first, the servant wanted to wait for the taste of some fish. Hearing this, he stepped forward, bowed and sang, "I'll tell you that you will leave tomorrow and pack your bags separately." Who will complain when the time comes! "

Old man's nonsense

The old gentleman said, "I have recited the scriptures a thousand times and I am in Ziyun." A Taoist priest believed this very much, so he recited the scriptures 999 times, began to bathe, bid farewell to relatives and friends, boarded the high platform, and waited for Yun Qi. When he read devoutly to1000th time, he closed his eyes and waited for his body to rise every minute, but he didn't raise it by half an inch until dark. The Taoist priest pointed to the statue of the old gentleman in Taishang and sighed, "Who knew you could lie at such an age?"

Laugh at drunkenness

A mouse is hiding in the oil room and a mouse is hiding in the wine room. Two mice often come and go and eat each other.

Once, when the wine rat ran out of oil, he invited the oil rat to the wine room to eat wine and stole it with his tail hanging. The oil rat ate happily and said to the wine rat again and again, "Good wine!

Good wine! "

The wine mouse replied politely, "I dare not!" Dare not! " But as soon as he spoke, the oil rat fell into the jar and couldn't get up after rolling for a long time.

The wine rat sighed and said, "Why don't you drink a lot? How can you be so drunk! " "

How dare you eat?

Someone came home from business and talked about rivers and lakes: "After crossing the Huangniu Gorge, mosquitoes are as big as ducks, which is not unusual. After crossing the Tieniu River, mosquitoes are bigger, as big as fat geese. "

The merchant's wife repeatedly scolded her husband and said, "Why don't you bring some back and cook it?"

The businessman replied, "I am lucky that the mosquito didn't come to eat it." How dare I want to eat? "

Homophony saves lives

A noble official invited a banquet. The cook was sent to prison by your officials because the cake he fried was raw.

The next day, your official held another banquet. Two people want to save the cook. One person pretends to be a fortune teller, and the other pretends to be an old man. Please count the eight characters and borrow the banquet to tell your fortune.

Fortune teller: "When did you respect old Geng Jia?"

The old man deliberately said loudly: "Bing Zi Sheng."

The fortune teller repeatedly exclaimed loudly: "Not good."

The old man pretended to be unhappy and asked, "It's only been a year, and I don't have time. Why can't you say it well? "

The fortune teller said, "Yesterday Jiazi was born in prison, and you were born in Bingzi (homophonic" cake ")?"

The guests all burst out laughing. Your official understood the meaning and released the chef.

Shell surface of bamboo shoots

Doctors and doctors often drink in restaurants, and one of them always bumps into each other for free. Doctors and doctors hate him.

Once, the doctor and the doctor were having a good drink, and this man bumped into him again and sat down to drink. The doctor laughed at the man deliberately and said, "Let's each order one." Then say first:

"There are Arisaema in the sky, cortex Lycii in the ground, and twenty-four flavors are flowing. If you want to increase, you have to decrease. "

Busch said: "There is astronomy in the sky and geography in the earth. In 2400, Sansheng is also connected and the five stars are also connected. "

The freeloader did not show weakness, and then said, "If people without wealth are not born in heaven, there will be no nameless grass on the ground. Twenty-four layers of bamboo shoots are peeled off layer by layer. "

The actor laughed at the official.

When there was a governor's regiment, he sent officers and men to build private houses for himself. When the two actors knew about it, they pretended to be Confucian scholars and mocked them. First, one sang a poem loudly and said, "Six thousand soldiers scattered the songs of Chu." The other also sang a poem loudly and said, "Eight thousand soldiers scattered Chu songs."

The two men argued for six thousand and eight thousand, but neither would admit defeat. Finally, they slowly explained, "You don't know, don't those two thousand people all build houses at home? Which one is in the camp! "

After the right-wing army

There was a man named Wang in Huiji (now Shaoxing, Zhejiang). His family was poor, but he boasted. Every time he goes abroad, he always boasts in front of people: "I am a descendant of Wang Xizhi."

Others listened and said, "Respectable, respectable, we really didn't know you were the successor of the right army (Wang Xizhi was called Wang Youjun because he was the general of the right army)!"

Hearing this, Wang was terrified out of her wits, afraid of being tied up in the army. He quickly said: "The army is another home, and the army is another home!"

You Qian Cun Niu

During the Spring and Autumn Period, a unicorn appeared in western Shandong. The locals didn't understand that this was a mascot, so they surrounded it and killed it. When Confucius heard about it, he hurried to check it out and wept bitterly.

The disciples were afraid that the teacher would be too sad, so they tied it up with copper coins and put it on the cow. They said to Confucius, "Kirin is still there, and it is not hurt at all."

Confucius dried his tears and sighed and said, "Is this also a symbol of good luck?

Just a rich village cow,

The meat sank to the bottom of the bowl.

Some people are stingy and get angry easily. One day, I bought four or two pieces of meat. After the wife is done, the oil floats on it and the meat sinks below. When the man came home, he thought his wife had eaten the meat, pointing to his wife and cursing: "My old friends and I can only be separated!" " When the chopsticks were fished out, the meat was at the bottom of the bowl. The man smiled again, caressed his wife's back and said, "You and I got married 500 years ago. Great! "

Andaz Apna Apna

A man dug a pond culture, afraid that the birds would steal the fry, so he made a scarecrow out of a hat and hemp fiber and put it in the pond. Knowing that it was not a real person, the bird ate the fry and flew around the scarecrow's head, shouting "fake." The master took off his straw man, wore a hat and hemp fiber and stood in the pond. The bird is still a dummy, but it flies to steal fry. The master quickly grabbed them and said with a smile, "You say it's false every day, but today it's true!" "

Dyslexia

Xun Mei holds a bachelor's degree in Hanlin. One day, there were many letters, and his thoughts were bitter. He went out of the study and walked around the yard. Suddenly he saw an old guard basking in the sun and his limbs were comfortable.

Xun Mei said enviously, "How carefree!" Ask him again: "Can you read?"

Answer: "I can't read."

Xun Mei sighed and said, "Live faster!"

Poems for thieves.

There was an old Confucian scholar named Shen in Wuzhong (now Suzhou), and his home was very cold. One day, he was absorbed in reading until midnight when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a thief entering the house to steal something. He said slowly, "How about making a poem for you?"

So he chanted, "It's been a long cold night. I'm sorry you came here. There are only three or four bundles of ancient books, and I can teach my son Cao (children). " Hearing this, the thief left with a smile.

Pretend to cause disaster

There is a poor family in Dongcheng, but he likes to wear gorgeous clothes, eat exquisite food and boast that his family is rich. The thieves all thought he was a rich man, so they stole everything in his suitcase. As a result, he fell into extreme poverty and could not extricate himself.

One of the neighbors in the west is very rich. He once took a lot of money, helped others in the same boat and pretended to be poor. The boat was suddenly hit by the wind and waves in the middle stream, and the boatman thought he was pitiful and didn't save him.

Alas! Pretending to be rich to lure thieves and pretending to be poor to cause trouble are all self-harm, and the harm of fraud is really great!

Scold Taoist priests

There was a craftsman who knew a little about the scriptures, and some of them were literary talents. One day, the Taoist temple asked him to work, and he called himself a Confucian craftsman.

The Taoist priest said, "Since you call yourself a Confucian craftsman, why don't you get a couplet to make you right?"

The craftsman said, "Good."

The Taoist priest said, "A craftsman is famous for Confucianism: a gentleman's Confucianism, a villain's Confucianism?"

The craftsman replied, "Man is a Taoist, hungry ghost is a Taoist, and beast is a Taoist?"

Bad luck.

Once upon a time, there was a squire who took the imperial examination, and the examination question was "Bright Moon". The gentleman immediately recited a poem: "Tuan Tuan left the cape and gradually emerged from the clouds;" The night is full and there is no light. "

The examiner said, "It's interesting, but it doesn't rhyme."

The country gentleman replied, "It is precisely because there is no luck (the homonym of" luck "and" rhyme ") that I can teach; With luck, I would have been an official. "

Knife saw monk

A monk advised people: "As long as you give generously and go to the temple to worship Buddha, you can avoid going to hell and sawing after death."

Soon, the monk died with his benefactor. The monk was punished with a knife and saw in the underworld because of his heinous crimes.

When the benefactor asked him what the reason was, the monk argued, "You don't know the internal reason. Yan Luowang saw that all the temples in the world were destroyed.

There are not enough monks, so it is necessary to saw one of us and send two monks to use it. "

Eat the guests

The immortal Sun Zhenren sent a tiger to invite guests to dinner. The tiger obeyed and the guests were invited to go on the road, but on the way, the tiger was hungry and ate all the guests. Sun Zhen was furious and scolded, "Bastard! You didn't invite people, you only ate people! "

Can only change poetry

One day, a scholar recited a poem and said, "The willow line is green when the wind blows, and the peach blossom in the sun is red."

Others commented: "This poem has a bad artistic conception. I'll modify it for you, just fine. "

The scholar said, "If you can change the poem, please write another one."

The man said, "People who write poems will not modify them, and those who modify them will not write poems."

Two fish bicker.

Once, carp and catfish bickered and compared with each other.

Carp said, "What's strange about you? If one day I change, I can fly to the sky. I am-'I have Venus in my eyes and gold scales on my body. Peach blossoms are warm in spring, a yue longmen!' "

The catfish said, "Don't flatter yourself. Listen, I-I have no stars in my eyes and no scales on my body. I often eat others when my mouth is awkward! "

Fools eat persimmons.

A fool took his wife to visit his father-in-law. My father-in-law hosted a family dinner. There is a plate of raw persimmons on the table. Fools eat skin.

My wife saw it in the back room, complained and sighed, and said, "Bitter, bitter! Marrying such a person means my fate! )"

The fool heard it outside and replied, "This persimmon is not bitter, but a little astringent."

Took a bottle to eat.

An alcoholic went to Beijing to do business. One day, I suddenly met an old friend and said happily, "Let's go and talk to your family. I'm thirsty and annoyed now. Can I borrow a glass of wine? "

An old friend is a cheapskate and says, "My home is not far from here. I dare not bother you to go so far."

The drunkard said: "It is estimated that it will be twenty or thirty miles at most. It doesn't matter. "

My old friend said, "My house is very small. I'm afraid I will insult you. "

The drunkard said, "Never mind, never mind, as long as you can barely get in."

My old friend said, "I don't have any wine glasses, pots and pans at home." What should I do? "

The drunkard said, "You and I are bosom friends. We don't care about manners. Just eat with a bottle! " "

Liar king

Both in-laws of Party A and Party B are very face-saving. A went to B's house to be a guest, and B showed off his treasure: "Do you have it at home?"

A said, "These are all dead treasures. What is there to envy? There are two stooges in my family:

Cranes and seahorses. "

B said, "I want to see it, can I?"

A said, "Of course."

A blew Daniel home and was very worried. The son said, "Don't worry, Dad, I'll handle it."

Two days later, the son took a "magic robe" to put on his father and let him sit in the middle of the hall. After a while, B came and asked A's son, "Where's your father?"

Answer: "My father is on a business trip."

B said, "Your father invited me to see seahorses and cranes."

Answer: "Ah, the seahorse was borrowed by the Dragon King to swim in the sea, and the crane was taken to the Flat Peach Club by the gods."

B asked, "What immortal is sitting in the middle of the hall?"

A: "My liar."

Afraid of your wife.

There is a county magistrate who is most afraid of his wife. One day, I was sitting in court when I suddenly heard something in the backyard, so I called the police to check it out. When the officer came back, he reported, "Sir, it was the couple who fought in the armory."

The magistrate gnashed his teeth and said angrily, "Hum, hum, if it's me, if it's me-"

Who knows that the lady heard clearly in the back hall and shouted, "What if it's you?"

The magistrate replied in a panic: "If it were me, I would immediately kneel down and beg for mercy and see what she could do?"

Rich thief shape

Once upon a time, there was a man who was not very literate and went out to do business.

One day, his boat was moored beside the temple, and he went ashore to visit the temple with his friends. Seeing the words "Jiang Xin thief" written on the wall, the businessman hurried out of the temple and shouted to the boatman, "sail quickly, there are Jiang Xin thieves here, and we can't stop for long." I got off the boat before I finished.

A friend caught up with him and advised, "Don't panic, it says' Fu', not' thief'."

The businessman shook his head again and again and said, "When you say' rich', you call it' rich'. He always appears as a thief! "

nervous temperament

A scholar, Tomb-Sweeping Day and Duanyang Festival didn't give him a sacrificial vessel until Chinese Valentine's Day did. Gifts are very rich.

The scholar asked, "Why don't you send the first two sections? Why is this paragraph so much? "

The scholar said: "This section (pun meaning) is to sum up the meaning of the above two sections (pun meaning)."

How dare you disturb me?

One day, Su Dongpo and his aunt stayed at Jinshan Temple. The two of them made cakes to eat. They discussed, "Don't let Fo Yin know about making cakes today."

After the cakes are made, they are counted and presented to the incense table in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva. They bowed respectfully and prayed secretly, "I wish I could live longer than Peng Zu and be as rich as pottery pearls."

But Fo Yin hid in God's account in advance and stole two loaves of bread. When Su Dongpo finished worshipping, he stood up and saw that two cakes were missing. He knelt down and prayed, "Guanyin Bodhisattva was so magical that she ate two cakes. Why didn't she come out to meet us? "

Fo Yin replied in a low voice in the tent, "If I have flour, I will make some cakes with you. How dare I bother you? "