Zhou Libo's classic funny quotation says: Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior

1. Teenagers are not reckless, but they are bold. Where did they get the theme when they were old? As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman. In a few decades, we will meet each other, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer ~ (If Li Guyi knew that her song had been changed like this. . . 4. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. I thought I was decadent, and only today did I know that my morning paper was scrapped. 6. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal. 7. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next. 8. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come? 9, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald. 10, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals? 1 1, in fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend, pretend to be round, have a threshold, pretend to move forward, and become the legendary temperament middleman. If you don't pretend, you just get stuck there. That's Carmen. 12, used to be a lone ranger hungry, but now it's called Sa? Now it's called logistics. 13, how can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners. 14, now we are in the world. 15, everyone stopped at the door of the bar, and the faces of the two experts were deeply locked. 16, there is no concept of divorce in the mountains, and I think I was born with a pie and fried dough sticks. 17, (talking about stocks and divorce)? Come on, everybody's stuck. Let's spend it together ? 18, used to make money for a long time, but now it's called Lamy, because I think the rabbi is very tough. 19, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old? As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman. 2 1, no small divine light, no old skin hungry, no instant touch of the boat, u, Mao Lao read me. 22. Because foreigners are eager for perfume, now they know that they wear perfume because they have body odor. 23. Are we more and more tolerant of the public mentality now? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman! 24. There is a text called Mulan Joining the Army. I killed her then. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know until I met Chris Lee! This is technically feasible! 25. Last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster in Chris Lee that was always beautiful and hungry, and the little girl was always hungry in the sun! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: boys and girls are treated equally. 26, comrades, catch the old! Speculators sell salt water tablets! 27, comrades, catch the old! Speculation sells Latin America. Don't! 28. Now speculators are called intermediaries. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat. 30. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior. 3 1, in a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I will send them to the countryside to make fertilizer ~ (If Li Guyi knew that her song had been changed like this. . . ) 32. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today. 34. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next. 36. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come? 37, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald. 38. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals? 39. The last time I opened it from my computer, I saw a poster of Chris Lee, which was beautiful and hungry. The little girl was hungry in the sun! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: boys and girls are treated equally. 40, comrades, catch the old! Speculators sell salt water tablets! 4 1, I'm a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, paid water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, felt in my pocket and sighed. Is my salary a white-collar worker again this month? 42. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go! 43. Life is like this. It always occupies an absolute leadership position. When countless fools shouted that they had taken control of their own lives and their own destiny, they didn't see it. They live in the higher sky, showing mocking faces. 44. He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs. 45. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB. 46. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear. 47. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point. 48. A real warrior dares to face his own face. 49. Tianshan Mu Tong? The appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words "spring, summer, autumn and winter", which is full of vicissitudes. 50. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you. 5 1. Without Comrade Xiaoping, there would be no us. Maybe we're still fighting cocks. Later, he (Deng Xiaoping) didn't feel at ease before he left office. He was afraid that they would close the door again, so he removed the door cover, which made us who we are today. I have a friend who has 42 TV sets at home? He repaired the TV set. 54. (Speaking of TV at home in 1979) In the evening, I borrowed a red armband from my aunt next door to wear on my hand. Then take a ruler and sit in the back. Yesterday, I sat in the first row. Do you still want to sit today? Sit in the third row! 55, this is too much, too much is wrong, this is called fault. 56. The four hungriest people watch TV dramas, and they are really hungry. If it is just a close-up push _ _ _ _ to the face, ah u, hungry, really hungry, two nostrils are like two bowls of rice, watching and twisting! 57. This is Marlboro's world. (Cantonese) 58. Navajo is just a group of mulberry instruments of the American Red Presbyterian Association. 59. The advertisement came in. I show it to you every day, but I can't buy it. 60. (Speaking of piling molds, haha) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai, which has been called piling molds until now. 6 1, it seems that all the piling molds in Shanghai are taught by one teacher, and they are all dressed up like hungry. Maybe they are drinking Pujiang water together? 62. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work. 63. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck. 64. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend. It is round. There is a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen. 65. I used to be a lone ranger who was always hungry. Now I'm called Sa? Now it's called logistics. 66. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners. 67. Now we are in this world. 68. Everyone stopped at the top of the bar, and the faces of the two experts were deeply sunk. 69. There is no concept of divorce in the mountains. I think I was born a fritter pie. 70. (Talking about stocks and divorce)? Come on, everybody's stuck. Let's spend it together ? 7 1, used to be called a pickpocket for a long time, but now it's called Lamy because I think the rabbi is very tough. 72. (Talking about my classmate's father) Countless injuries, one here and one there, all press on me like mahjong tiles. 73, this can't be interesting! What do you mean, you! (After singing) Thank you for your tolerant applause. Now I have the confidence to spend money on jade. 75, no small gods despise the old skin hungry, no immediate touch of the boat, U, Mao Lao read accidentally. 76. Because foreigners are eager for perfume, it is now known that they wear perfume because they have body odor. 77. Are we becoming more and more tolerant of the public mentality now? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman! 78. There is a text called Mulan Joining the Army. I killed her then. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know until I met Chris Lee! This is technically feasible! 79. Last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster in Chris Lee that was always beautiful and hungry, and the little girl was always hungry in the sun! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: boys and girls are treated equally. 80, comrades, catch the old! Speculators sell salt water tablets! 8 1, comrades, catch the old one! Speculation sells Latin America. Don't! 82. Now speculation is called intermediary. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat. 84.work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior. 85. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work. 86. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck. 87, no small gods despise the old skin hungry, no immediate touch of the boat, U, Mao Lao read accidentally. Because foreigners are eager for perfume, now they know that they wear perfume because they have body odor. 89. Are we more and more tolerant of the public mentality now? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman! 90. There is a text called Mulan Joining the Army. I killed her then. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know until I met Chris Lee! This is technically feasible! 9 1, 1000 is not one, but a Zhou Libo. You think I'm a turtle! 92. To be friends with a person, we should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called simpleness in the west. 93. Bowing for so long is not to win applause. Actually, I mainly want people to check my head. 94. At present, our stock market in China has become an accident. 95. Two unfavorable factors together make us laugh and cry. 96. If you spend 280 yuan's 380 yuan in Maggie to see Zhou Libo, and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital. 97.think about it. This 380 yuan is useless at home. You can see at most. Hey, this is counterfeit money! This is the beginning of HD! 98. You think it's a spittoon jar! 99. Big stage! You think I came here for nothing (ah, I didn't stop)! 100, which belongs to colored Zi Ling (hint) and colored flattery.