Six pupils play skits, and three men and three women don't have many lines! Recommend some!

Characters: Cao Ming (monitor, male), Tao Li (male), Tang Zheng (male), Zhang Xiao (female), Shen Yun (female), Rebecca (female)-students.

Teacher Guan (Chinese), Teacher Yin (Mathematics), Teacher Ling (History) and Teacher Fang (Biology)-teachers.

Scene: classroom, office

First act

Person: Student, Teacher Ling Time: Transition from class time to class time Location: classroom

The classroom is brightly lit. It's class time now, so noisy in the classroom. Tao is playing basketball, and Cao plays with him. Zhang Xiao scrawled and rustled, but from time to time he flicked the table with his hand and sang. Shen is reading, watching with her, laughing while watching. Tang is reading martial arts novels, and he talks about several martial arts terms from time to time. The bell rang, but no one seemed to hear it. Miss Ling is holding a test paper)

Ling: Class!

(Students didn't hear, Shen said: Faye Wong and ambiguous again ...)

Ling: (angrily, loudly) class!

Everyone: (surprised, then lazily) old-teacher-good-

Ling: (angrily and sternly) Is the teacher that long? It's only the second class, so listless and fragile, start again!

Everyone: (quickly) Hello, teacher!

Ling: Hello, class, please sit down!

(Everyone is complaining when they see the test paper.)

W: Wow, how many!

Ling: Nothing, just a few. Tomorrow is Saturday, so I have enough time to do it when I get home.

Everyone: (sighs) No. Rest time is for fun.

Tao: I have to play basketball.

Zhang: I also want to play the piano.

Don: I want to surf the Internet.

Shen: Me too. ...

Ling: Stop fooling around ... Let's start our class now. First, let's review the last lesson.

(ling self-care comments. Are lazy. In the middle of the class, Tao couldn't sit still. He took out a martial arts novel from the drawer and began to read it. Unfortunately, when Ling turned to write on the blackboard, Tao seemed to get carried away, grabbed the eraser and ran out, just hitting Ling. Ling was startled by it and turned to glare)

Zhang: (quietly reminding, stepping on Tao) Tao-Li-

Tao: (trying to be silent) ...

(There is silence. Look at that. Ling thumped a hand on Tao's left shoulder and snatched his novel.

Ling: The condor heroes? It looks good. It's amazing. I was beaten by you. It' s really a sword and shadow, and it' s a big mess ... Taoli-First Life-Please get up-Li! Do you practice martial arts? What level of skills are you working for now?

Tao: (with a crooked foot) Miss Ling, I ... I. ...

Ling: You what? You can understand without class, right? Well, please analyze the reasons for the outbreak of World War I..

Tao: (rolling his eyes) What? World War I? Why do humans do things that have nothing to say? That is the stupidest behavior of mankind, and it is the first time in the world to kill each other! Let's sit down and chat over tea. There are some things to discuss. Isn't that great? Besides, war pollutes the air and wastes resources, which is not conducive to environmental protection and energy conservation. ...

(swollen, someone called: Tao Li, well said. Applause, ling embarrassed)

Ling: (embarrassedly) Tao Li, you ... you ... have a strong sense of peace, but (the tone turns to anger) you are taking a history class now, not a free imagination discussion class! Please briefly analyze my question just now! If you talk nonsense again, you will be punished for copying the text of these ten chapters!

Tao: (scratching his head) Oh. ...

(Zhang pushes the note past, saying)

Tao: The fuse was the Sallavo incident. ...

Zhang: (calmly) Not Sarajevo, but Sarajevo. ...

Ling: Zhang Xiao!

(Zhang stops talking, Tao doesn't hear clearly, and says)

Tao: (whispering) What? Sallavo?

Ling: What? Sallavo?

(Laughter). Ling Gang wants to attack, the bell rings)

Ling: Forget it. I don't know what new words will come out if I keep asking. Go back and copy this background and reason ten times and give it to me on Monday. Give you another preferential activity-free delivery of books. Class is over!

Ling: (shaking his head) Salawo? I have nothing to do but read some messy books, condor heroes. ...

Act ii

Character: student time: time and place of exercise between classes: classroom

Tao: (helplessly sitting down) This is the result of saving money for two weeks ........................................................................................................................................................... ...

Zhang: (feebly and disappointedly) Don't be sad. ...

Tao: (half jokingly) Nothing. I can't see how strong you are!

Zhang: Sorry.

Tao: Sorry, Sallavo, you are such a buddy. If it weren't for you, this "world war" would have broken out many times!

Wang: (counting the papers and handing them over) No need to thank you. Please see if there are any more.

Don: There are six. Half of them are yours, Rebecca!

Shen: I have six too, that's right!

Don: (hysterical, fainting) That's the sixth one. Oh, my God. ...

Wang: (sighs, then leads everyone to sing) Hey ... (theme song of Haier Brothers)

Wang: The teacher is really strange. What?

Wang: The students are really confused: I know.

Wang: Teachers and students can't always speak the same language. There can't be many people.

Wang: Why do you have to go to school? Q: Why?

Wang: Why do you study for the exam? Q: This is a difficult problem.

Wang: I don't know the homework. The problem is simple and not simple.

I don't know my homework. There are thousands of Qian Qian. The question is simple. What else is there? Wang: It's not easy. hey ...

Cao: Please don't complain. These complaints are just much ado about nothing. Learning means studying hard. What is it to give up a rest time now? Actually, homework and exams are not terrible. The key lies in good learning methods. If you are tired of math, physics and chemistry, you can do English and recite ancient Chinese. As the saying goes, once you take a fall, you gain wisdom, and the book has its own …

Don: Monitor, do you have a fever?

Zhang: Monitor, hey, it seems that my piano lesson will be ruined again.

Tao: (copying with three pens in hand) Why World War I? War, I hate you, what a trauma you have given me … why am I always injured! What's the use of reading! How can I control the chic of the stadium!

Shen: At your height? (Looking up and down) Can you be handsome?

Tao: What, you don't believe it? (stand up, take a shot, and then take a few shots by the way)

Come on, you'd better continue to copy the first battle with three pens.

Cao: (thoughtfully) Students, don't forget to stay and recite the teacher's words at noon.

Shen: I have to go back to the movie soundtrack. Pay attention to entertainment and entertainment life. Our slogan is happy production!

Wang: That's right. Teacher Guan said that she would supervise after school. It's really difficult to climb this mountain. Who mourns those who have lost their way?

Tao: Well, I still remember yesterday's painstaking efforts. I didn't know the way home, and I was at a loss between life and death. Fortunately, there is nothing wrong with my life. Pain, pain, countless homework tonight.

Zhang: (surprised) Can you change words?

Tao: What's the matter? Just a feeling. (Singing songs in Minnan) "If you haven't spoken your mind, who will know ..."

Don: Come on, man. ...

Cao: Oh, don't shut your mouth. It's all "whatever" I think you're all going to be nerds!

Don: We are two different worlds, so why complain when we meet?

Wang and Zhang: born from the same root. Why are you in such a hurry?

Cao: It's hopeless, a generation lacking the spirit of hardship.

Tao: Yes, yes, yes, the eldest brother of the monitor has the spirit of hard work, so please ask him to help me clean the blackboard. I have no spare hands to clean the blackboard now.

Cao: Just wipe it.

(Cao cleans the blackboard and finds there is no chalk)

Cao: There is no chalk. I'll get it. Mao Runzhi once said, "Serve the people." ...

Yu Zhong: What a nerd. ...

Act iii

People: students (teacher outside the curtain, Ling's voice) Time: recess location: office, inside and outside the classroom.

(Cao Ran goes to the office to shout for a report, but vaguely hears a teacher say "student" and eavesdrops at the door for a while)

Ling: Today's students are simply too arrogant. I just asked Tao Li why World War I broke out. He actually replied that humans only do that when they are bored, and suggested that everyone sit down for tea and chat, and the problem was solved. Said it was World War I, polluting the air. The most hateful thing is that the whole class is following the blind booing. I can't take it anymore. When I have the chance, I must treat them well. ...

Cao: (Hearing this, he rushes back to the classroom out of breath) Hurry up, or it will be too late!

Wang Yutang: (horrified) Is there a fire?

Zhang Heshen: (horrified) Is there going to be another big earthquake?

Tao: (frightened) The world war broke out?

Cao: Wrong! No! No! Go to the office and eavesdrop. Miss Ling said she wanted to talk to us!

Everyone: (angrily) Go, go, go!

Tao: I seem to have forgotten something …

(Everyone suddenly realized that they smiled at each other strangely. Tao took the basketball, Wang He and Zhang each took a badminton racket, Tang took a table tennis racket, Shen took the entertainment nebula, and Cao led the team. )

Act IV

People: students and teachers Time: Time and place of exercise between classes: inside and outside the office.

The students go to the door of the office and stop to listen. )

Fang: Miss Ling, don't be angry with them. Now students are more active in thinking. That dolly, simply called "naughty" is more like it.

(Tao Qi wants to attack, stop and continue listening)

Guan: That's right. I just took five students' teachers' notes, and four students can't recite them. 1 student recited half of them. So I told them to stay with it after school. Who knows, I heard someone say: the mountain is difficult to cross, who feels sorry for the lost people. This sentence is easy to recite. I really don't know if they can recite it. There's nothing I can do about them. ...

Everyone: (quietly) If we go on like this, we will die.

Yin: Actually, students nowadays are very smart. Yesterday's math problem was solved by many students. Many students used different solutions, some of which I didn't think of at first.

Ling: Our teacher doesn't know that she has a heavy burden, but there is nothing she can do. Although it is quality education now, the college entrance examination still exists. Students attach importance to grades, schools also attach importance to grades, and parents attach more importance to grades. The idea that "everything is inferior and reading is high" will still exist for a long time. We are working so hard for their future!

Q: (doubtfully) Why are teachers under pressure? And understand us.

Guan: It's not easy to be a teacher. It is more difficult to be a high school teacher. God is difficult.

The teacher is also a nerd (snickering, Cao stopped)

Guan: Parents only pay attention to superficial achievements, so we can only be forced to strengthen the supervision of students' study. Wait a minute, they stayed to recite. I don't know how many times they scolded me in their hearts.

Good to know.

Fang: The real quality education should be to let students develop their own specialties and learn knowledge from them. High marks and low energy are terrible. I took a soybean and a soybean yesterday, and no one can tell them apart. It's incredible, it's pathetic!

Ling: Exam-oriented education will only constrain their active thinking.

Yin: But the college entrance examination also depends on scores. Examination is a magic weapon for teachers; Scores are the lifeblood of students. As teachers, we are very helpless. Only by being admitted to a good university can we get a real quality education.

Guan: We are all experienced people. We know the students' difficulties, but who knows our difficulties? It is really "a mountain is difficult to cross, who will pity our generation". Teacher Yin, you should be mentally prepared for the homework you want to assign. ...

Yin: I don't think it will be arranged this time. Those students seldom have a holiday. The content of this section is relatively simple. Let them give a blow!

Fang: From the moment I became a teacher, I was psychologically prepared. There must be misunderstanding between teachers and students, and there will be a "war", but I just don't know if there will be peace in the end. ...

Yes, this is the novel War and Peace. This is an eternal topic. It doesn't matter if they don't understand now, as long as they can understand later.

Ling: We should care more about them and understand them. Otherwise, they will say that we misled others. Hehe, these children are very cute. I'm just short of breath ...

Hearing me thinking outside the door, Tao was so excited that he accidentally fell down and everyone fell in the office. The teachers focused on the students and stood up.

Miss Ling: What are you doing here?

Cao: We're here for chalk.

Student: (echoing) Well, we are all here to get chalk.

Miss Fang: Who is this guy in your hand? ...

Student: We will go to physical education class later. ...

Teacher Yin: No, the next class is obviously my math class. ...

Cao: Actually, teacher, we misunderstood you. ...

Student: Miss Ling, we misunderstood you. ...

Tao: From now on, concentrate on the lectures and stop reading novels. I accidentally made that rubber. ...

I'm sorry I hit you. ...

Ling: Actually, I don't want to punish you ... Stop copying.

Guan: Just correct your mistakes.

Teacher: Yes, none of you are wrong. There is nothing to be sorry for. ...

Tao: Can we play basketball this afternoon?

Teachers: Of course, I cheer for you.

Student: (cheerfully) Oh, oh, long live understanding! Long live understanding!

(Ladies and gentlemen, the curtain falls)