What is Yu-Ching Fei's joke?

1. Yu-Ching Fei tells jokes in a variety show in Taiwan Province:

Now English says we should start with dolls.

One day, in kindergarten, the teacher was teaching the children to learn letters.

The teacher said, "ABCD", and there is a child below who just doesn't watch it.

The teacher asked: Why don't you study?

A: My mother says B is a bad word.

The teacher said that ***B is different from the teacher's B,

***B is swearing, and Aunt's B is for foreigners.

2. Vegetable head: Can you guess where I come from?

Yu-Ching Fei: I can tell from your short legs that you are a Sino-Japanese hybrid.

Cai tou: that's right. My father is from Zhongmou and my mother is from Yuetan.

Yu-Ching Fei: Then I'm embarrassed to talk about my own background.

Cai tou: why?

Yu-Ching Fei: Because my father is from Keelung and my mother is eight. So it's a XX hybrid.

Yu-Ching Fei: Why did you choose "Caitou" as your stage name?

Cai Tou: Because my father's surname is Cai, it's called Cai Tou.

Yu-Ching Fei: Oh! It's a good thing you're not Gui Yalei's son, or you'll scream. ...

3. Yu: At that time, the record company originally wanted to match you into a musical couple.

Little brother: Really? Too bad I can't mate with you!

Yu Huamu stared at the little brother.

Brother: I mean communication and pairing.

4. Marry me

Woman: I can't marry you. I am in poor health.

M: No, what's the problem?

Woman: My breasts are too small.

Man: How small is that?

Woman: No, then you will definitely have your wedding night. . .

Man: No, no, turn off the lights. I married you. How small can it be?

Woman: Just like oranges,

M: That's not bad. Oranges are good.

As a result, the groom rushed out and said, "Oh, my God, kumquat is also an orange?

A couple, in the morning, the wife asked her husband, "Are you hungry? Do you want me to buy you some fried dough sticks, porridge and the like? "

Husband: "I ate William, I'm not hungry!" " "

At noon, my wife asked again, "Are you hungry? Do you want me to steam you some rice and fry some dishes? "

Husband: "I ate William, I'm not hungry!" " "

While eating, my wife asked again, "Are you hungry? Shall I make you something to eat? You haven't eaten all day? "

Husband: "I ate William, I'm not hungry!" " "

The wife is anxious: "Well, forget it if you don't eat. Then climb down from me, I'm starving! "

6. One day, when Lao Wang was walking in the street, he met his former lover, Ahua. Jen is as shy as ever. They sat down to drink tea and chat, and found that their old feelings were still there. After they entered the motel together, Ahua took a shower and changed clothes, sat on the bed and waited for Lao Wang with a quilt. When she saw Lao Wang wearing TT, she said, "Lao Wang, you.

The action is really redundant. Can we still get pregnant at our age? "

Lao Wang said, "No, I'm afraid it's rheumatism!"

7. Brother: Let me take a quiz to see your reaction.

How's it going?

Kong Qiang: You said?

Brother: Men streaking.

Kong Qiang: Hold on.

Brother: Ouch? ! Too good to be considered. Again: the old lady streaked.

Kong Qiang: There is no basis.

Little brother: There are a group of girls. They are all experienced people. What experience? Just ... (whispering to Kong Qiang quietly)

Kong Qiang: Oh ~ ~ (suddenly realize)

Little brother: You know, this is an eclipse! It's sad not to have a meal for a long time (laughs)! As a result, a group of people ran to the pub, and everyone said,' We have more than a dozen sisters, so we should each choose a handsome guy in our minds and have a short-term short-term (one-night stand). Let's just choose one to play with. Then they go to feed, and they play around. Before long, more than a dozen were found! ! -such a picture, please guess an idiom!

Kong Qiang: Huh? (I can't think of it)

Little brother: I'll give you a hint. It's a group! Don't tell me anything like' take the lead and stand tall'.

Kong Qiang: Have a good full moon!

Brother: Wrong!

Kong Qiang: Many people, right? Perfect! !

Brother: Wrong again! It's so simple, am I still called' Yellow Emperor'? (Laughter)

Kong Qiang: I have heard all your jokes, but I don't understand them. (confused)

Little brother: You. . The writing foundation is not very good, you see. More than a dozen have found their favorite male partners, which is called: in good order! !

8. Yu-Ching Fei.

Essence cream setting is cancelled.

Yu-Ching Fei, little brother's dirty jokes are incomplete.

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Mad cow disease broke out on a farm, and a female reporter rushed to interview the farmer: "Where did this mad cow disease come from?" Think about it, every day someone comes to pinch your * *, but they don't do ai with you. Are you crazy? "

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Yu-Ching Fei told a joke in a variety show in Taiwan Province:

Now English says we should start with dolls.

One day, in kindergarten, the teacher was teaching the children to learn letters.

The teacher said, "ABCD", and there is a child below who just doesn't watch it.

The teacher asked: Why don't you study?

A: My mother says B is a bad word.

The teacher said that ***B is different from the teacher's B,

***B is swearing, and Aunt's B is for foreigners.

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Caitou: Guess where I come from?

Yu-Ching Fei: I can tell from your short legs that you are a Sino-Japanese hybrid.

Cai tou: that's right. My father is from Zhongmou and my mother is from Yuetan.

Yu-Ching Fei: Then I'm embarrassed to talk about my own background.

Cai tou: why?

Yu-Ching Fei: Because my father is from Keelung and my mother is eight. So it's a XX hybrid.

Yu-Ching Fei: Why did you choose "Caitou" as your stage name?

Cai Tou: Because my father's surname is Cai, it's called Cai Tou.

Yu-Ching Fei: Oh! It's a good thing you're not Gui Yalei's son, or you'll scream. ...

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Y: At that time, the record company originally wanted to match you into a musical couple.

Little brother: Really? Too bad I can't mate with you!

Yu Huamu stared at the little brother.

Brother: I mean communication and pairing.

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Man: Marry me.

Woman: I can't marry you. I am in poor health.

M: No, what's the problem?

Woman: My breasts are too small.

Man: How small is that?

Woman: No, then you will definitely have your wedding night. . .

Man: No, no, turn off the lights. I married you. How small can it be?

Woman: Just like oranges,

M: That's not bad. Oranges are good.

As a result, the groom rushed out and said, "Oh, my God, kumquat is also an orange?

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A couple, in the morning, the wife asked her husband, "Are you hungry? Do you want me to buy you some fried dough sticks, porridge and the like? "

Husband: "I ate William, I'm not hungry!" " "

At noon, my wife asked again, "Are you hungry? Do you want me to steam you some rice and fry some dishes? "

Husband: "I ate William, I'm not hungry!" " "

While eating, my wife asked again, "Are you hungry? Shall I make you something to eat? You haven't eaten all day? "

Husband: "I ate William, I'm not hungry!" " "

The wife is anxious: "Well, forget it if you don't eat. Then climb down from me, I'm starving! "

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One day, when Lao Wang was walking in the street, he met his old lover, Ahua. Jen is as shy as ever. They sat down to drink tea and chat, and found that the old love was still there. They walked into the motel together. After entering the room, Ahua took a shower and changed clothes, sat on the bed and waited for Lao Wang with a quilt. He saw Lao Wang wearing TT and said, "Lao Wang, what do you do?"

The action is really redundant. Can we still get pregnant at our age? "

Lao Wang said, "No, I'm afraid it's rheumatism!"

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Brother: I'll have a brain teaser and see how you react.

How's it going?

Kong Qiang: You said?

Brother: Men streaking.

Kong Qiang: Hold on.

Brother: Ouch? ! Too good to be considered. Again: the old lady streaked.

Kong Qiang: There is no basis.

Little brother: There are a group of girls. They are all experienced people. What experience? Just ... (whispering to Kong Qiang quietly)

Kong Qiang: Oh ~ ~ (suddenly realize)

Little brother: You know, this is an eclipse! It's sad not to have a meal for a long time (laughs)! As a result, a group of people ran to the pub, and everyone said,' We have more than a dozen sisters, so we should each choose a handsome guy in our minds and have a short-term short-term (one-night stand). Let's just choose one to play with. Then they go to feed, and they play around. Before long, more than a dozen were found! ! -such a picture, please guess an idiom!

Kong Qiang: Huh? (I can't think of it)

Little brother: I'll give you a hint. It's a group! Don't tell me anything like' take the lead and stand tall'.

Kong Qiang: Have a good full moon!

Brother: Wrong!

Kong Qiang: Many people, right? Perfect! !

Brother: Wrong again! It's so simple, am I still called' Yellow Emperor'? (Laughter)

Kong Qiang: I have heard all your jokes, but I don't understand them. (confused)

Little brother: You. . The writing foundation is not very good, you see. More than a dozen have found their favorite male partners, which is called: in good order! !

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A broken-up lover

A man was beaten by his girlfriend, and he felt sick. Not long after breaking up, one day, he saw his girlfriend and her new boyfriend coming out of the motel. What a nuisance! When he passed by, he thought for a long time and didn't want to go up and humiliate him. ..

"hello, sir!" He stepped forward and patted his new boyfriend on the shoulder.

"what!"

He said, "This used to be my girl! This is what I don't want! You still treat her as a treasure! " It's embarrassing over there.

That woman is very powerful and pushed her new boyfriend away. "Never mind!"

"I tell you, the old is not old, one inch outside is old, and everything inside is new!"

9. A woman went to a masquerade party naked and was stopped by the security guard: "You think we have never seen a naked woman." When the woman saw this, she left and came back in a short time, still naked, just wearing a pair of black gloves and black socks. The security guard stopped her again ~ The woman explained, "I am spades 5" (note: minors can only make up spades 4, but their hair is incomplete)

10. The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!