What are the two poems written by Fan Wei in Country Love 2?

Getting rich is a policy.

Meng Xiao is a nice young man.

Who says there are more women than men?

It is not simple. It is not simple.

What did I do when I got married collectively:

The river is flowing.

My aunt wears red flowers.

Dad, you should be angry, too.

Find me a mother next year, too

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