Zhuge Liang's anecdotes

"But he was dead before he conquered" is about Zhuge Liang. So how did Zhuge Liang die?

An empty plan, an arrow borrowed from a straw boat, made Sun Quan lose his wife and lose his soldiers ... A series of clever calculations were carried out in flattery, and he always planned and played with many heroic heroes at that time. Zhou Yu lamented that He Shengliang was born, and Cao Cao vomited blood because of burning Chibi. Why did Zhuge Liang die young, leaving behind the eternal regret that his ambition was not paid and the hero shed tears?

It was said that he was clever and was mistaken by cleverness, which made him very angry. Speaking of which, he can only be angry with others, but he is angry and angry. Where to start?

It is said that Zhuge Liang commanded Liu Bei's army to have a strategic decisive battle with Cao Wei's army, and he was stationed on the spot. He wants to cut the gordian knot, strive for victory in World War I, defeat Sima Yi's main force, break through the enemy's defense circle and gain the initiative in the war. I didn't know that Cao Wei's army was still standing after many days of confrontation with the enemy. Although Zhuge Liang repeatedly ordered the army to challenge Sima Yi's army in an attempt to lure his opponent to send troops to annihilate it, Sima Yi's army ignored the provocation of the Northern Expedition.

Zhuge Liang's plan failed again and again. Hundreds of thousands of troops gathered in Weishui area, but there was no war, which worried Zhuge Liang. One day, Zhuge Liang had a good idea. He sent someone to send a gift to Sima Yi. Sima Yi and Cao Wei found that the gifts were actually headscarves, hair ornaments and clothes for women. This is a mockery of Sima Yi's cowardice as a woman who only knows how to dress up in the boudoir and dare not fight bravely like a man. General Cao Wei was so angry that he fought hard. Sima Yi, on the other hand, put on women's clothes and deliberately danced around the Weihe River to show Zhuge Liang's teasing. Sima Yi is really prescient. He has long understood that as long as he is not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed, not only not embarrassed, but not angry. Sima knows that she is caught when she is angry. Zhuge Liang's goading method failed again. The other party scalded the pig with warm water, which not only made him unable to fight back, but also made him lose the ability to fight back. The anger he wanted to impose on the other side, in turn, made him short of breath, and he was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot and fainted, which made him sick. It never occurred to him that he would turn white and die in a few days.

Not surprisingly, even smart people sometimes nod their heads. Compared with Zhuge Liang's extraordinary wisdom and strategy, it is said that he also has the super power of foresight. Although he didn't know he would be angry, he counted his own death and prepared for a rainy day.

In fact, it is said that his numerology horoscope should have a life span of more than 80 years, and he also knows medicine. The average life span of a family is very long. Why did he lose his 30 years old and only live to be 50 years old? In addition to doing his best to pacify the Central Plains, it is rumored that he lost ten years each because of three outrageous things. First, he buried his mother alive in order to seize the excellent land of Feng Shui. Second, even though Sima Yi was allowed to dig a grave and steal his art books after his death, he arranged a fake burial with great fanfare and deliberately soaked the fake art books in poison for many days. He also knows that Sima Yi is too suspicious, and he will definitely turn from the back to the front, connect this piece of paper, and let you keep dipping in saliva and turning pages. In this way, I put my poisonous self in my mouth, and the result was "a dead horse is a living horse doctor."

So where did he bury himself? This is the third thing he did to celebrate his birthday. In order not to be robbed after his death, he deliberately boarded the tombs of nine innocent lives with merits.

What the hell is going on here? After all, he is an outstanding strategist, and it is expected that someone will covet his grave to dig a grave and steal his art books after his death. Therefore, he made careful arrangements for the burial place after his birth. Counting your own death by pinching your fingers, it is also good that there are not many feng shui treasures. There is a line in the future. He quietly ordered eight people to carry him up the mountain and bury him in advance, and arranged another person to cook for the eight people who buried him, but only gave eight gold ingots to let them decide what to do for the buried person and the cook respectively. These guys got the news in private. I have figured out what they will do next.

On this day, eight people pinched Zhuge Liang's auspicious time of the ecliptic, carried Zhuge Liang's heavy wooden pestle, crossed the river one foot deep and one foot shallow, crossed the steep slope carefully, and climbed the cliff of the abyss with trepidation. They were very tired and half dead. On the way back, I thought of Yuanbao and discussed how to grade it. Finally, I agreed. It's really hard to divide the eight ingots into nine people. It happened that the eight of them had an ingot, and the cook couldn't share it. To hell with him.

Back in the house, eight guys beat the cooking sticks with eight pestles, and then eight hungry guys rushed to the table and wolfed down the food that guy prepared for them. In a short time, these guys are foaming at the mouth and gaining a firm foothold. Eight ingots are intact and don't talk, and nine dead people can't talk or move. In this way, Zhuge Liang used this knife to kill people invisibly and buried himself. From then on, there was no evidence against him, only heaven knows the earth. Since then, his real grave has been unknown to future generations.

Although Wuhou Temple is Zhuge Liang's cenotaph, where Zhuge Liang is buried has become an eternal mystery.