Fortune telling jokes of the rich _ Fortune telling jokes of the rich

1. A young man wrote a letter to a girl, but misspelled the word "girl" as "aunt". The girl was very angry and replied, "It's all your fault for being blind. The girl calls her aunt. She will be ashamed of my family if she wants to marry you! " The young man was not convinced and wrote back: "Mom is mom, and mom is mom. This girl is right. How bad is my aunt? "

2. An old man has never been on the elevator. One day, he came to a restaurant, stood at the door of the elevator and saw an old lady get into the elevator. After a while, the elevator door opened again and a beautiful young girl came out. He thought in surprise, "Wow, if only I had brought my wife."

3. One day, an old rich man asked Xiao Li Si Shen, "What can I eat to make my son smart?"

Hearing this, God Xiao Lisi sighed, "Alas, a born fool!"

Hearing this, the old rich man was overjoyed and quickly asked, "Where can I buy it?"

Xiao Lisi was dumbfounded when I heard this. "There is one where you stand!"

When I was in junior high school, I was fascinated by martial arts novels. I was watching Jin Yong's "Eight Dragons" in class and was discovered by the teacher. The teacher confiscated my novel and roared, Give me the other seven books!

A young man accidentally swallowed a ping-pong ball and hurried to the hospital. He asked for only local anesthesia, so that he could clearly see the whole process of the operation. When he saw the doctor during the operation, it was as messy as one knife after another.

"Why do you cut so many knives in different places?" He asked the doctor painfully and uneasily.

"Because table tennis is always jumping around in your stomach," the doctor replied.

6. A man is lovelorn. A friend comforted him and said, "It doesn't matter. You will soon forget her and find a better girl. "

"No, I can't forget her soon!" The man shouted, "I bought her a lot of things by installment."

7. "Sir, you are late." The doorman at the cinema said to an old man who was late, "The movie has already started, so I can't let you in."

"You just need to open the door a little," pleaded the old man. "I go in quietly and don't affect others."

"no!" The doorman is very nervous "Just open a little crack and the audience will squeeze out and run away!" "

8. A famous high jumper was taken to the hospital with a high fever before the competition. The doctor took his temperature, looked at the thermometer, shook his head and said, "Wow, it's 40 degrees."

Hearing this, the world record holder was very excited: "What's the world record?"

9. An old gentleman walked slowly along the street and saw a little boy reaching for the doorbell, but the doorbell was too high to reach. The kind old gentleman stopped and said to the child, "I'll ring the doorbell for you." So he rang the doorbell so hard that the whole house heard him.

At this time, the child said to the old man, "Now let's run away, quick!" " "

Old man: "..."

10. A lawyer said: I want a divorce. I can't stand my wife running into the ballroom at night 12.

Lawyer: That's unforgivable. What is she going to do?

Go get me back!