Ask Jing Guo and Han Han if they want to debate together. ! !

Chairman: The exhibition game has officially started. Please let the defense friend make a statement first. Please welcome!

A positive debate: Thank you, Chairman, judges, rotten women, straight men, crooked friends, good evening!

brothers

Brother Leslie Cheung once said, "I just fell in love with someone who happens to be of the same sex. I love him, whether he is a man or a woman! " Today, we stand here to discuss such a problem, and please everyone present to communicate with each other.

The debaters took off the shackles of colored glasses and traditional ideas with a tolerant attitude, and looked at this gender-neutral love through secular shackles. Next, I will lead you into the inner world of Han Han and Jing M. Guo.

The world, uncover a secret that can't be said! Students, do you still remember the new concept composition contest on the Huangpu River? It not only created literary wizards, but also achieved many beautiful loves, among which Han Hanhe had to be mentioned.

Jing M.Guo, called Han Shao by Han Han, is a young writer who loves the Internet, freedom, getting up late, night stalls and racing. The so-called Jing M.Guo is a pure child like our second debate, and his sadness is the same as his talent.

More, and his purity is far more than talent. He and I are still in pity, Chu holding his waist; He ate bread, drank bile and endured humiliation. His hair is beautiful yellow, his eyes are the sky full of cherry blossoms, and his body.

Petite, just right for being held. Most importantly, he likes Han Han.

As a member of Harmonious Youth, Han Han and Jing M.Guo should come together on the basis of objectivity, subjectivity and reality. The list is as follows:

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First, Han Shao and Xiao Si are objectively matched and should be together. Many things are predestined. Xiao Si was born in June, Han Han was born in September, and 6 and 9 are the intersection of the times and the sea. Xiao Si is a pig and Han Shao is a dog.

In order not to let your next generation of pigs and dogs be inferior, we must be decisive together! Han Shao is blood type B, and Xiao Si is blood type AB, which is the legendary love type B. Even the blood type is so exposed, and they also

There is no reason not to be together! Let's look at the constellations. Han Shao is Libra, the fourth is Gemini, and the speed of Libra and Gemini matches up to 99! These are not over yet. The most perfect is height, Han Shao 173, Xiao Si.

155, 18 cm height difference is just enough to look up at Wei's face at a 45-degree angle. According to our accurate calculation,1.73/1.55-0.5 = 0.6 18, 0.618! yellow

Golden section, is there wood?

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Second, Han Shao and Xiao Si yearn for each other subjectively and should be together. Remember that night, Han Shao met Xiao Si at the 10th anniversary celebration of the new concept composition contest! After a brief handshake, they sat down, and Han Shao leaned over and glanced.

Xiao Si stood by, while Xiao Si stood straight, facing the front, because he knew that there were many cameras facing him, including a pair of Han Shao's eyes. Since ten years ago, Xiao Si came to this unaccompanied university alone.

In Shanghai, no one ever asked him why he gave up his beautiful hometown and came to Shanghai, and he never gave an answer. But we know that Han Han is in Shanghai! Xiao Si once said, how can rags and evening dresses be put together?

Excuse me, how can an acoustic guitar play the piano? In order to stand in front of the evening dress and play the piano, Xiao Si has been trying to catch up carefully. Han Shao won the first place in the first new concept composition, and the fourth grade of primary school concentrated on it.

Practice and win the third and fourth new concept competitions. Not only that, Xiao Si also showed his yearning for Han Shao many times in his book. He said, I don't want anything, I just want you to be happy, not sad, my world.

It's good to have you alone in the room. Busy enough. When Han Shao told reporters that he had a good life, Xiao Si wrote sadly at a 45-degree angle, "I'm sorry if you don't speak well, but I will if you speak well."

More sad. Sorry, speaking of which, I feel a little sad. ...

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Third, it is realistic for Han Shao and Xiao Si to be together. If there is anything that can stop two people who love each other from being together, it is a secular vision! They don't want much, not much at all, but a double bed and

A bottle of lubricant (sweat ...). If we can put aside secular thoughts, they can be sublimated in this land of love, and after the blue sky is polished, they will harvest chrysanthemums everywhere in this place. Objective match, Lord

Looking forward to it, in fact, it's a feasible godsend, so why not fight Yuanyang to keep them together? Han Han once said, ten years crossing the boat, a hundred years sleeping together, a thousand years of love! Let us together

Break the shackles of the secular world and hold up a gay tomorrow for them! thank you

PRESIDENT: Thank you for your wonderful speech. She proved that the foundation should be carried out to the end from three aspects: subjective, objective and feasible! Now, please welcome friends from the opposing defense to speak, please!

Oppose the opponent's argument: first of all, thank the opponent for his wonderful statement. I found that his opponent had one characteristic. She especially likes to use the sentence "remember how", so I'll use one! Do you still remember me (Audience: Yes) Do you remember my opening? (Audience: I remember) I used a similar beginning today, and now let's get down to business.

This is a small era, but also a big era.

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This era is a book that originated from one person. There is a strange man in Shu, his name is, his waist is as weak as a willow, his hands are as soft as a willow, the new concept is 0 1, and his sadness is unbearable. His 02 works are on the verge of love and pain, and his dreams are full of flowers.

Bai, sell matches to girls. The summer of solstice hasn't arrived yet, and listen to Grandpa Four drying famous brands, Gucci Givenchy and Louis Vuitton Armani. If I don't understand bird language, you can't afford to hurt me. Defending the earth, an angel with broken wings

That's not what happened. In fact, this passage is translated into modern Chinese: Ah, the thin boy who saved money to eat a bowl of watermelon ice, you are still looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, bright and sad, is it shocking in Cadillac?

Posture, through the looming sadness at that time? He is Jing Xingguo.

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I say this era is big because it originated from another person. This person's profile seems to have written a good first chapter, which makes people want to read it. He is like Lin Yuxiang in his works, and he looks vaguely.

Live, but when he gets the right to speak, you find that he is awake. As a pure science student, I don't know whether he can afford to wear the hat of a cutting-edge intellectual, but we all admit that,

He is at least the most popular person born in the 1980s. He does not represent anyone except his own Han Han.

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In this contradictory era, the two of them met. It also coincides with such a traditional society. Why is it called traditional society? Because this society has busy days and nights, complicated things and entanglements, upset feelings and desires.

Please, love is no longer just a warm bottle, nor is it just a hello to you at this time.

Kitty's bag, in that era when eyeliner is eyes, height-enhancing shoes are also high, and silicone pads are also cups, the girl with fluttering skirts and the tall and refreshing guy have long expired. Now the man that rotten women are keen on.

What is it like? Wen can control Lori with a pen, put his wife on the bed, bully the body and suppress righteousness when he advances, and greet the masses when he retreats.

as soon as...

Because BL has become the main theme of the times and stirring the base has become a favorite scene for the masses, do other debaters also think that the two of them should be together? Just because both of them are famous for the new concept competition, one has the ability to collect money and the other has the ability.

Wild and uninhibited, the other debater thinks they won as soon as they meet, but there are countless people in the world? It is precisely because they are all post-80s topic figures, walking on the cusp of public opinion, with high popularity and strong fans.

The support group, another debater, feels passionate adultery and one-night stand. May I have a look?

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Crying to tell you that BL novels are all lies. I'm crying to tell you that love can't be bought if you want. You can buy if you want. I tell you righteously, who should be with whom, not because it only meets the expectations of the public, grandpa four.

We have the right to choose who will accompany her to those luxurious and beautiful youth, and who is Han Han's wife like a rainbow can't be decided before we meet him. Another debater turned to astrology, and Gemini and Libra were the best in 90 points.

Yes, I don't think it is reliable. And our debater passed the guidance of a senior fortune teller on the overpass.

he

The two of us, with incompatible personalities, look like a couple with different personalities, which is difficult for outsiders in the spiritual realm to compete with, but at least I have seen their works, and I think they are still a little different from each other in my light taste.

A lot. Han Shao is a growth type, growing with his readers, and Grandpa Four is a stagnation type. He nourished the post-80s and the post-90s, and will surely sweep through the post-00s in the foreseeable future. It's hard to imagine that when Han Shao became Han Lao,

At that time, grandpa four smoothed his gray beard, with the sadness of the post-20 s and such a heart of forever 18 years old, dared to ask Han Shao how he got along with other mountains without edges and corners before he dared to die with you. !

Audience present, do you know what is the furthest distance in the world?

Really? It's not that you stand in front of me, but you don't know that I love you, nor that you can't be together when you are clearly in love, but that I have long coveted my youth, and you are still before that summer solstice! On the question of whether it should be, even if the status quo has been

So, but we admit that if there is true love between two people, then height is not a distance, and gender is not a problem. Note that what I am talking about here is true love, not a few hand-held pictures after ps, not a reporter's question-and-answer ceremony.

Appearance response or blame, if the other debater can prove that there is true love between the two, then I will abandon the team and join your camp now.

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We want to talk about the spiritual level. It is said that the reporter once asked them what would happen to you two if you lost your love. At that time, Jing M. Guo's answer was that if I am not famous, I will be lost for a while, so I hope I can be self-sufficient.

The redder you are, the redder you are. And Han Shaoshao, 364 days and 20 hours a year, I am doing my own thing. Students, what a big gap this is. Han Shaohe's reality is a kind of sadomasochism, and it is a 200-episode Korean film.

Drama, and a kind of love between the fourth grade and reality, are three kiss scenes deleted from 200 episodes. Not only that, but even when facing the eternal topic of youth, their attitudes are quite different. Xiao Si said, I'm standing on the mountain, look.

Looking at myself, I was in tears, because I looked at my luxurious and bright youth, but Han Shaoshao said that I missed a certain year most, when the air was free and fresh, the mountains and smoke in the distance, dogs and fields, and I slept in summer.

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Let me end my speech today with a paragraph. One is a man who is five feet tall, the other is a young man. If there is no strange fate, I will meet him again in my life. If there is a strange fate, why did Han Shao get married? One is speed control, and the other is speed control.

They are selfie addicts, one is the moon in the water and the other is the flower in the mirror. Dare to ask the audience, how much affection they can have, and how can they stand you from autumn y to winter, spring YY to summer! Thank you!

Moderator: Thank you for your argument. Her simple hands deprived us of our basic feelings. ...

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PRESIDENT: Thank you for your arguments. Her plain hands deprived us of our basic feelings ... Now we will enter the offensive and defensive stage. Please ask the other side to argue twice first, and choose the other side to argue twice or three times to attack and defend. Please welcome!

Masaji: Hello everyone! I apply for the defense of "attacking" the other side.

Counter 2: Ah ... I can't "stand" the friendly argument of the other side.

Zhenger: Don't judge whether the other party can stand it. Let's talk after mediation. Ask the other debater, let's put aside this topic today and ask the other party if they think we should be together.

Counter 2: Oh, my friend, you really scared me. We can't be together!

Zhenger: Then why should the other party judge that we shouldn't be together at the moment?

Anti-two: the other debater, we have no love! I touch my heart and tell you that there is no love between us!

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Two: Hey, another debater, you misled the children, shota. Shouldn't we be together without love? Even if there is love, he should not be together! If there is love, why is there a so-called poacher, if

If there is love, why is there a so-called strange strange bedfellows? Why is there an affair when there is love? Why is there a so-called heart with Cao Cao and a heart with Han?

Anti-two: the other debater, I don't deny that some people really don't have love together, he only has love. But some people without love really shouldn't be together!

Zhengge: The other debater, you are wrong again. Allow me to quote an advertisement from Shangri-La. You don't have to know each other to be in the arms of others, as long as you are sincere and have a happy marriage. Another debater, here I want to ask you what a godsend is. I wonder if the other debater understands the meaning of the names Jing M. Guo and Han Han?

Counterparty 2: Please make it clear.

Zhenger: Ah, the opposing debaters, really, they are not hidden deep. Jing M.Guo's initials are GJM, and Han Han is HH, the opponent's debater. Simple translation, that is, gay? All right! All right!

Counterparty 2: I'm surprised at the other side's argument. I am inputting input method on the computer. If I type GJM, it may appear gay, but if I type HH in my input method, it should not appear "good" but "hehe"! I'm sure you understand another meaning of "hehe", opponent?

Zhenger: The other debater, you don't believe in the indestructible marriage between them, so let me prove the basic feelings between them to you. Because as we all know, Han Han won the first place in the first new concept composition.

And Jing M.Guo is very strange, won the third place, but also won the fourth place, why? Based on the textual research of our three or four debates, Jing M. Guo participated in two competitions because he sat in the same seat, that is, Han Han was in the first session.

In their seats, their chrysanthemums have been connected! If Jing M. Guo is so active, are you still worried that they are not true love?

Counterparty 2: Debate friend, if the one you are talking about is called chrysanthemum connection, then I don't understand. I think these dormitories in Fengxian are connected with sewers. Does that mean I'm in contact with all the chrysanthemums here? !

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Two: the opposing debater, these two are completely inappropriate analogies. People are connected with each other in the same chrysanthemum, and their thoughts are stirring. You are sitting on the same toilet, and your chrysanthemums are connected. I don't know what came out! The other debater is still here.

Let me ask you something. We say that Han Han's family keeps a dog named Golden Retriever, and Xiao Si's family also keeps a dog, which is also Golden Retriever. Why do they keep the same golden retriever? Is this a matchmaker dog?

Really? Would you please explain?

Counterparty 2: Well, before I answer this question, can I ask the audience how many people use Nokia's mobile phones? Wow, so many people use Nokia's. Well, if you want to have a golden retriever, call it a matchmaker. Now everyone uses Nokia's mobile phone. Isn't that called a matchmaker?

PRESIDENT: It's time for debate. Please be seated.

Zheng Er: OK, thank you!

Counter 2: Hehe!

President: Now, please choose two arguments against or three arguments in favor to continue the attack. Thank you!

Anti-two: the other side argues!

Zhenger: You know the opposing argument!

Anti-two: positive

Party two argued, hehe! Yes, Han Han said something when he talked about his views on homosexuality. He said, God, when man was first created, he had two heads, four hands and four feet. Finally, they cut him in half and half became.

Half the men became women. So the goal of a man's life is to find his other half's woman. If he is wrong, he will become gay! For Fang's friend Han Han, sexual orientation is normal.

How did you make him fall in love with Jingmingguo!

Zhenger: You have a little misunderstanding about the nature of another debater, Han Han. Han Han once said another sentence, that is, we once mentioned in a debate that after ten years, we will cross the bridge naturally, sleep together for a hundred years, and have a thousand years of love. The other party argued with a thousand-year-old friend. Compared with the two, who has higher attainments?

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Two: hey, the other debater is obviously saying that Han Shao is a thousand-year-old bastard. Let me ask you the second question, Han Han. The other party mentioned the 10th anniversary of his and Guo Jing's new concept composition in a debate.

Ming meeting, in fact, Han Han also said a word at that meeting. He said that a man, to be a great writer, must go through countless experiences and countless women, so how can you ensure that Jing M. Guo is in Han Han?

What about the man who wants to be with him after countless women?

Zhenger: Another debater, you once again ignored another sentence made up by Han Han, who said that I never follow the crowd. Another debater, men and women together, has been flowing for too long, and this man around Han Han should be suitable for this taste.

Anti-2: The other debater, although this BL is popular now according to what you said, the times still need normal love. The advertisement also said, good friends, good friends, they said, good friends, good gay friends!

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Two: the other debater still doesn't believe that there is true love between Han Han and Jing M. Guo. Let me restore the scene of their tenth anniversary night. Please see our three debates and four debates. You see, both of them are tentative.

Shake hands, sit down, lean over during the third debate, and you can reveal it to us for the fourth debate. The four of us argued with an evil look. He sat upright because he knew that there were countless mobile phones taking pictures of him outside, including us.

The eye of three debates. I would like to ask the audience whether these two people are gay or not! No true love!

(yes! )

Counterparty 2: The other debater keeps telling us that this is true love, and this is true love. Then I am here, and I need to tell you honestly, don't let your admiration for me rape my understanding of love!

Zhengge: As the saying goes, bitter gourd is not sweet, but the opposing debater seems to have forgotten that there is a new force called training. Do you understand the true meaning of training? Set up!

Anti-2: The opposing debater, training is not what you want, you can adjust it if you want. If you are not born with the potential to be trained, I don't think you can beat him!

Zhenger: Speaking of being trained, I don't know if you have paid attention. Jing M. Guo, I believe his appearance is slightly better than all the beautiful women present. As far as height is concerned, that is just calculated, which happens to be the golden section. Such a well-matched couple, such a suitable pair of Yuanyang, why do you want to beat Yuanyang to break them up?

Counter 2: Hey, my opponent, am I hitting a mandarin duck? I remember that we have clearly told you that Han Han is married, as if it were a woman named, not a man named Wang Guodong.

Zhenger: As long as Han Han and Jing M.Guo are together, Jin Lihua is mine! If I don't go to hell, who will?

PRESIDENT: Please sit down. Time is up. Thank you! Now, please ask the pros and cons. Thank you!

Zhengsan: Let's have the opposite argument.

Anti-three: well, the other side defended hello, I said it was a lot of pressure.

Zhengsan: Relax, relax. We said it depends on whether two people are suitable for each other. There are still many conditions. As we argued, objectively speaking, Jing Ke Guo 1.55 meters tall can just look up at a side face of Han Han 1.73 meters at a 45-degree angle. Excuse me, why don't two objectively suitable people let them be together?

Counter 3: Oh, I'm surprised. You and I can also have an angle of looking up at the 45-degree side face. Why are we together? I mean, should I be together when I argue with the other party? No, I don't think so.

Zhengsan: Don't hurt our debate in such a hurry. Maybe he wants to be with you! The other debater told us that they didn't love each other, but the other debater, you are not Jing M Guo and you are not Han Han. How do you know they don't love each other?

Counterparty 3: But the debater is neither Jing M Guo nor Han Han. How can you be sure that they are in love?

Zhengsan: Let's look at such a thing. Han Han was once asked such a question when he was interviewed. Jing M. Guo once said that I was used to being scolded by Han Han, and then Han Han said, hey, we are a family, fighting at the end of the bed, and we have to tell him that I am a husband and he is a wife?

Counter 3: But I already played this joke with the other side in the second debate. I don't think there is any problem!

Zhengsan: Maybe you don't realize it yourself, but you really want to argue with us. Maybe you woke up at the moment when Jing M. Guo and Han Han were together and would argue with us.

Counterparty 3: The other debater, this is different. At least my opponent's debater is a man and a woman I think I am a very straight person, and my opponent's debater is also a very straight person. How can two straight people be like curved people?

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Three: hey, the other debater still doesn't understand our argument. Our argument is actually curved. Then let's take a look again. When we say two people are together, there is still one condition. We say that two people have a common language and something in common.

Preferences can be together and there are better conditions. Let's say Jing m Guo and Han Han. They all like literature and are writers. At the same time, it was selected into the celebrity list. At the same time, they even have the same dog.

So many common hobbies and characteristics, why not let them be together?

Counter 3: You are right. They all like literature at the same time, but the other debater doesn't know that they like literature.

There are many kinds of people who study. We all know that Han Han likes racing very much. If one day Han Han wants to go out racing at night, he says to Jing M.Guo, "Honey, I'm going racing tonight." However, the Yasukuni Shrine

Tell him with his unique and melancholy eyes, "I am used to being uncomfortable, thinking of you and waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you …" In this case, imagine that you are Han Han now, right?

Would you rather stay at home with him or stick to your hobby of racing?

Zhengsan: I can take him to the game. Such a simple question has never occurred to the other party. Since I want to be with him, of course I want to be with him all the time, even if I run, even if I write, even if I am at any time!

PRESIDENT: It's time for debate. Please be seated.

Counter 3: Thank you.

PRESIDENT: All right, please stand up, two debaters, and continue to ask for three arguments against and three arguments for. Thank you.

Counter 3: Hello.

Well, hello.

Counterparty 3: Now I want to ask you a question. If it is the same era, should Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu be together?

Zhengsan: Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu ... just do it if you want!

Counterparty 3: Well, the other debater, you said they can do it if they want, right? But I see from your argument that I only found a faint clue that Han Han and Jing M. Guo should be together. But I think this is a very polite response as a scholar, and they did not give a very positive answer. So I don't think this can reflect the love between them!

Zhengsan: The reason why the two of them didn't answer directly was because of secular pressure! We said that if two people with such a burden stand up and say that we want to be together, how much social repercussions will it cause. But the reason why this condition is different from before is because the mainstream of our society now is BL! therefore ...

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Three: well, the other debater told me that the main trend now is BL, but I am very skeptical now. How many of you are lesbians and how many are BL? One more question, let's go back to Lu Xun and Jia.

Baoyu. I know this question is a bit heavy. Compared with our previous argument, it is time to calm down and think about it. We can compare Han Han with Lu Xun, and I think Guo Can did so to some extent.

Take Jia Baoyu as an analogy, all of which are the imaginary homesickness of affectionate childe. Then I want to know, these two people, do you think they should be together If Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu should be together, then I will admit that Han Han and Jing M.Guo should be there.

Together.

Zhengsan: As we just said, two people can have sex if they want. Since love is unreliable, homosexuality is king!

Counter 3: You said you can do it if you want, so I want to know, if I want to fall in love with you now, I want to woo you now, but you don't like me, so I have to tell you that we are together, so let's be together, let's be together. Then do you think this kind of love is reliable? Can this feeling be treasured?

Zhengsan: The other side argues that love can be cultivated slowly. If you want to be with me, then I will accept you slowly.

Counterparty 3: What you are telling me now is that love can be cultivated, but there is another view that * * love is an instant passion, so what do you think of such a problem?

Zhengsan: It's just training, training, training, and the moment of passion is coming!

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Three: How long do you need to train? But I tell you, maybe you and I will never have passion. Now let's look at the next question. I know Jing M. Guo likes luxury goods very much, so Han Han once said so.

In a word, when people who are obviously dirty get together, it is called upper class. So what I want to know is, these two people have such different views on money and material things, why are they still together?

Zhengsan: We say that two people are together for another reason, that is, their personalities are complementary. We say that two people don't treat this problem well, but we can cure this housework from two aspects. If two people think alike, it is inevitable that two people will make mistakes at the same time.

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Three: You said that the opposing debaters have complementary personalities, but can I understand that they are incompatible? We know that the furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you. You don't know I love you. Of course, this is one of them.

The facts. The farthest distance is the distance between a bird and a fish, one in the sky and the other in the depths of the sea, and I think Han Han and Jing M. Guo are so far away. They are as cold as ice and as passionate as fire.

How can two people be together?

PRESIDENT: OK, that's the end of the debate. Thank you two debaters.

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