What's the use of smoking to tell fortune?

Paralyze the nerves. Helps to relieve fatigue.

Men should smoke!

: 1, deodorizing. You can't smell bad smell when you go to the toilet, and you can't smell bad breath when you don't brush your teeth.

2, refreshing. I am not sleepy when I am sleepy. Taking a nap in the morning is faster.

3. Wake up. Smoking brings inspiration when writing articles, and thinking about problems brings inspiration.

4, facade: cool to clip a cigarette, spit a smoke ring, the more you look, the better you look.

5, pay attention to etiquette. Meeting for a cigarette is not a friend but also a fairy, and it is an important tool for communication.

6. As a weapon: If you see a girl you don't like, you can smoke her.

7. Sweat. Clothes are dirty and smelly, so you don't need to wash them, because there is only smoke, and others can't smell it.

8. Keep warm. When it's cold, blowing a cigarette can warm your body.

9. China Defense Department: It's hot and dizzy, so it's cold after smoking a cigarette. .

10, four pests control. With the smell of smoke, cockroaches and mosquitoes will stay away from you.

1 1, used to pretend to be garlic. If you want to arouse women's sympathy, you can frown and smoke.

12, analgesia. If you accidentally hurt yourself, you can use soot to stop the bleeding.

13, Miss Agent. The faint smell of smoke between your fingers can make girls who miss you miss you infinitely.

14, a good medicine for losing weight. According to a study in a European country, smoking can inhibit the secretion of glands in the brain and achieve the effect of losing weight.

15, tax increase. Tobacco tax is the highlight of national tax revenue.

16, not snacks. Smokers can form a good habit of thrift by not eating snacks.

17, which is more convincing. When negotiating, spit a few smoke turns heavily, which can attract the attention of the other party.

18, contributing to the national medical cause. It is said that it can prevent SARS, bird flu and flu. , so that the lungs have a thick layer of protection desert.

Men and cigarettes always seem to have a wonderful indissoluble bond. Men are to cigarettes what women are to lipstick. In the flower season, women began to try lipstick beauty, while men often tried to smoke in the flower season. If the beauty of a mature woman is set off by exquisite clothes, then the charm of a mature man is smoked in smoke. From the curiosity of men when they are young, it is doomed that most men will be accompanied by cigarettes all their lives; From breathing, men are doomed to regulate interpersonal relationships; It is destined that men should render and spread all their charms in the smoke. When a person is lonely, smoke is his lover. Lonely people, in the silent midnight, can't sleep, don't need to turn on the light, just sit by the window and light a cigarette. The red light of a cigarette butt looks like a lover staring at his eyes. The smoke hovering indoors becomes a wonderful fairy gesture of an understanding woman dancing lightly and silently in front of men. The man was intoxicated with it and was on cloud nine, as if he had just drunk his daughter's red, which had been buried underground for several years. Smoke is more like a man's "wife". Some men are single-minded, always smoking a brand of cigarettes and never giving up; Some men are not good at expressing their feelings. They smoked this and that for a while, but they still didn't know which one was best for them. Cigarettes are also props for men to play cool. Smoking makes men more charming, calmer and wiser. Men inherit their will in the confusion of cigarettes, and cigarettes spark in the pursuit of men. In the process of smoking, men absorb more essence and energy from cigarettes. The smoke ring spit out by men's mouth may be a man's charm and soul infiltrated and released by cigarettes. Although many people are absolute anti-smokers, they appreciate men who smoke. Many girls like to quietly appreciate those elegant smoking men and see their humility, chic, self-confidence and warmth in the faint smoke; More mature women like to quietly examine those calm smoking men and show their propriety, generosity, generosity and affection in the faint smoke; I like to see the lonely silhouette of a person smoking by the window, the concentration of a person holding a book and a cigarette, the silent meditation of a person holding a cigarette, the warmth and calmness of a person holding a cigarette ... Smoke is a person's other self. When hesitating, when undecided, men smoke and think; When they are happy, they will treat themselves with cigarettes; When you are unhappy, you need to use cigarettes to relax yourself and adjust your irritability. Men see another self in the atmosphere of smoke, the real self that can't be really recognized in others' eyes and hearts. Smoke surrounds men, making them feel gratified and safe, thus making them stronger and more confident.