How to respond to those people with high academic qualifications to satirize themselves?

Just find your advantage and their weak counterattack.

For example, your popularity is better than theirs. Just saying it intentionally or unintentionally.

For example, if you have a girlfriend, they don't.

For example, if you play all kinds of games, but they can't play, meet at a place to play at the party.

etc

Finally, you can ignore them and try to satirize you but ignore them. I'm afraid they will feel uncomfortable and boring talking about other things.

Hope to adopt