What nonsense is better to lie to girls?

The first sentence: "I don't like you because of your money."

Come to think of it, women are not idiots. They have nothing but love to eat as bread. Even if you don't have it now, her eyes can see your future. If you are very capable, she will definitely hold you in her hand as an appreciation stock.

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The second sentence: "You think I want to go, but xx forced me to go."

Who dragged who? You can leave if you want. It's not that I won't let you go.

The third sentence: "Your cooking is really delicious."

Ha ha ha ha! Don't just be happy when she says this. What she means is: Since your cooking is so delicious, you can cook it later. ...

The fourth sentence: "Tell me your previous story with her, and I won't be angry."

Whoever believes it is finished! Women are not jealous. Who would believe it? Even 500 years ago, when you were finished, they would completely show their ugly faces, either crying or letting you do this and that, which is also called "reform through labor"!

The fifth sentence: "They all say that xx brand clothes are very suitable for me."

There is nothing to say. Pay for the bag!

The sixth sentence: "Never mind, I didn't think you were fat."

If she really says that, she just doesn't want to embarrass you. Pay attention to your figure.

The seventh sentence: "Old couple, I don't want any Valentine's Day gifts."

God, if you believe this, you must clean for a month like me! Woman, after all, if you really don't buy it, she will kill you! And next year she will definitely make a shopping list for you to buy one by one! !

The eighth sentence: "In fact, I think you should have your own' confidante'."

Are women really so generous? She always wants you to stay away from all women (except herself). Only in this way will she feel safe. If there really is a female classmate and a female colleague calling or texting you, she cares more than anyone, and her ears are particularly good! When you want to go out with your brother at night, she may be right behind you!

The ninth sentence: "No, sex is not good for your health."

..... Try it yourself!

The tenth sentence: "I have no money to support you!" " "

God, I haven't resigned yet. For my future life, I need some money to take the it certification. I will pay the salary and bonus as soon as it is issued. Now, please give me some money. "Remember clearly, I am raising you now!" Brothers, work hard, men are the heads of the family, and it is your responsibility to earn money!

Eleventh sentence: Let's be friends (in fact, you are still valuable)

Twelfth sentence: I think I'm really not suitable for you (I don't like you at all! )

Thirteenth sentence: Actually, you are really nice (but I don't want to be with you).

It's very kind of you (I really don't want to be with you)

The fifteenth sentence: you are really, really good ... really (pig head, stay away from me! )

I don't want to have a boyfriend for the time being (get out of the way! You are less than half of my handsome boy standard)

I don't want to hurt our friendship (there will only be friendship between us)

Eighteenth sentence: I have a person in my heart (that person is specially made up by me for people like you)

I haven't thought about it (impossible). Need to think about it? )

I'm not fit to be a lover (nonsense, no one will be fit to be your lover)

Twenty-first sentence: you give me some time to think (how can I slip away if you don't give me time)

Your conditions are really good (but not as good as I expected)

Twenty-third sentence: But it feels so strange (you ugly bastard, you want to eat swan meat so strangely? )

I will remember your tenderness (please, lover! Gentleness is useless, but also money! )

Twenty-fifth sentence: In fact, I have never had the courage to accept you (seeing you almost scared to death ... where is the courage? )

Twenty-sixth sentence: You are so cute (you are so naive)

Twenty-seventh sentence: You are really super cute (pig head! Stop pestering me like a child! )

Twenty-eighth sentence: Meeting you always makes me relive my childhood happiness (just like menstruation meeting his little brother).

We need to give each other some buffer time (give you time to get out! I'm going to turn my face if I don't leave! )

Sentence 30: People say you have good conditions (but I never think so! )

I wish I had known each other earlier. )

Don't worry, we can be friends first (I want to find my prince charming at this time. Hehe) _ Hope to adopt _