Jokes about the Three Kingdoms

Before Taoyuan became sworn, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu learned to write in the same place. Zhang Fei finished writing and was very dissatisfied. He couldn't help saying to Guan Yu next to him, my handwriting is so ugly. What about you? Guan Yu put down his brush and said, it's so ugly. Hello, my words are very long.

In other words, Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisonous arrow. Hua tuo curetted bones and treated poison for him. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "Doctor, this injury will not affect my life in that area, will it?" Hua Tuo thought for a moment and said, "Well, it depends on which hand you are used to." "Guan Yu:" ... "

3, Liu Bei An Lushan in a new field, doing nothing all day, can not help but indulge in the joy of bed. As soon as Kong Ming arrived, he suggested: If your master wants to be king, he must not be addicted to women. As the saying goes, beauty is a disaster! As soon as the voice fell, Guan Yu stared at him and said, What do you mean?

Zhuge Liang made a sensational speech for six hours before he died, and the audience was full of tears. Finally, Zhuge Liang concluded: "In short, the dispute between Shu and Wei is long-term! Push! Awkward! Every one of you should touch your conscience and ask yourself whether your surname is Shu or Wei! " The next day Wei Yan rebelled.

Liu Bei's runaway horse ran to the cliff, and Zhang Fei was so anxious that he shouted, "Big Brother, stop your horse!" Liu Bei scolded: "Mahler Gobi, I am happy for you!" " "