Singles' Day Jokes

1, congratulations, did you successfully practice Route 36 on the occasion of Singles Day? Light? The stick technique, from the first move of hungry stick to the last move of flying stick in the sky, is completely integrated. You can go out of the mountain. Can you take it off? Light? Smooth.

2. Announcement: In order to understand the suffering of Singles Day, Singles Day is a special carnival! Please lock the target as soon as possible, release the signal of love, let girls chase all over the street and boldly put it down on the spot! Effective time: one second before reading the message.

3. Relax on Singles Day, hum and haw, relax on Singles Day, hum and haw. Singles remember that happiness is invincible, who is separated in entanglement? If the knot of the red line is not tight, you are calm and smiling.

4. Attention, everyone. Singles Day limited edition message: Due to seasonal changes, the temperature difference between morning and evening is large. Be sure to take care of your health, take good care of your husband and have a warm wife. Please protect yourself.

5. Dear bachelors: 1 1 1 This day is a happy day, a happy day for single bachelors! Single: 1 1 1 bamboo chopsticks! Do you want it? Bamboo chopsticks? Happy Singles Day!

6. A word to bachelor friends all over the world: Loneliness is beautiful, and Singles Day is a beautiful festival, please enjoy it. When you get married, you will feel it.

7. The work unit is far from home, so it is difficult to live in a single dormitory. After eating three boxes of instant noodles, I really can't eat any biscuits. I am lonely and bored watching movies, dreaming that my wife will send a blessing tomorrow to bid farewell to being single this year.

8. The Buddha sent me a short message, asking me to convey it to you, which means: You have time to find the other half one day and bid farewell to being single. If there is still one vote for you on Singles Day, the Buddha will be angry, and he will take you to the Western Heaven so that you can't fall in love for the rest of your life!

9. Beggars have ways to beat dogs with sticks, and Wukong has the best golden hoop. My little housekeeping skill: little bachelor. When someone knocks at the door when they are in love, they see your little sister pestering you, an 80-year-old lady, serving her as a crutch. Happy singles day

10, I am glad that you have the confidence of Lotus and the pride of Xifeng; Fortunately; You don't have yue's shocking move; Happily: You are still single. Singles Day, if you like it, please come home with me!

1 1, hold high the banner of celibacy, continue to maintain the tradition of celibacy, carry forward the career of celibacy, persist in taking pleasure in light, be proud of light, keep clean, and present gifts to the year of 20 16 with practical actions when Singles Day comes!

12, low salary, but still ugly; Ugly, forget it, I don't have a partner yet; Even without a partner, you can still catch up with Singles Day. Forget Singles Day, I haven't received my blessing yet; If I have not betrayed you, please leave this message in your heart.

13, just graduated from school and returned to single! As soon as I started working, I was played by the ladies in those offices. What a professional woman now! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single.

14. Ticketing Hotline: This window exclusively sells train tickets 1 1. This train will leave at 2016111. Happy Little Singles Day! Singles Day Blessing SMS

15, I didn't send a message, but I was lonely. Singles' Day is coming. I am sending you this message because I am lonely. In fact, there is no loneliness in the world, but there are many bachelors, so there is loneliness!

16, give me a fried dough stick, delicious; One more is not enough; Another one, but I still want to eat; The last one, yes. Look, now I want to send you my blessing: Happy Singles Day!

17, Australopithecus people are stupid, hunting together, eating and drinking water are afraid of scalding their mouths, blowing before moving, never retreating, going forward without regret, striding forward after fate, leaving a bachelor's head. I wish you leave the bachelor group after Little Singles Day.

18, lonely you, lonely shadow, who is lonely heart longing for? Boring love, chatting love, bachelor's love often changes: love online games today, love picnics tomorrow, and be happy and free when you are single! Long live being single! Happy Singles Day!

19. Give me a happiness, send me a blessing, lend me a strength and pass on a friendship. Please reply to me immediately, for good reason: Today's Singles Day, I am a bachelor, and I am in charge. Humorous SMS on Singles Day

20. Dude, it's Singles Day again. Last year, I promised to introduce you to someone. Today, I decided to give you a romantic date. This girl is cute, with big ears and a long nose. Her name is piggy. Love it!

2 1, knowing cold and knowing heat is the heart; It is the eyes that look at each other; Never leave, it is love; All one's life is love. Valentine's day, love, come and go, love never dies. May you be happy every season and sweet every day.

22. Roses are lovers' passion, sweets are lovers' taste, stars are lovers' eyes and moonlight is lovers' soul. I'll give them to you. I hope my beloved friend has a happy Valentine's Day!

23. Roses are fragrant for Valentine's Day, and flowers are blossoming. It is difficult to meet a confidante, but it is fate to fall in love and hold hands. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and vows of eternal love are made. Happy Valentine's Day.

24. I have been to many places; Crossing many different bridges; Drink a variety of wines; I have seen many shapes of clouds; I only like people who read text messages. Happy Valentine's Day!

25. Waiting for you is a test, thinking of you is a habit, loving you is a treasure, loving you is a happiness, kissing you is a gentleness, thinking of you is a pleasure, watching you is a pleasure, and hugging you is a romance! Happy Valentine's Day!

26, depressed but you are angry with me, angry but you play me, moved but you love me, happy but you love me. Sorry, but I miss you. I am anxious, but I am waiting for you. It's hard, but I beg you. Honey, I will ask you out on Valentine's Day.

After many sleepless nights, we finally waited for such a day. We can join hands and enjoy happiness together in everyone's sincere blessing. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

28. There are countless flowers on Valentine's Day. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do. A sea of people. Not everyone can receive sincere wishes today, but you did it. Happy Valentine's Day!

29. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you. Dear, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

30. The rose symbolizes right, the lily symbolizes a hundred years of harmony, the magnolia helps you tide over all difficulties, the jasmine helps you all the best, the autumn chrysanthemum wishes you more than a year, and the peony helps you live a safe life! Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, Singles Day is just around the corner. On behalf of the Club Committee of China Football Federation International Club Association, I would like to extend my holiday greetings and high respect to the singles! If you are already nunchakus, forget it?

32, light can be light, very light; A stick can be a stick, not a constant stick. Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors laugh, bachelors cry, laugh like a thousand years of spring water, and cry like winter frost. May you have a good time on Singles Day.

33. Single friends save friends, climb mountains, eat and dance in bachelors; Write down your longing for love, fly in the sky in a balloon and enjoy the freedom and happiness of being single? [Singles Day SMS Blessing]

34. Young people must be bachelors, and bachelors are not necessarily young people. But a young man must be a bachelor, and a bachelor must be a young man. Therefore, today's World Youth Day should be celebrated happily. Be happy on Singles' Day tomorrow.

35. < Blessing > I send a message and laugh. & lt festival > handsome and lively regardless of size. & lt > Everything has been blown away by the wind, and it will be trouble-free!