The drunkard escaped twice and finally showed him a couplet.

During the reign of Kangxi, there was an alcoholic who was so addicted to alcohol that he couldn't get out of bed without drinking two cups in the morning and couldn't sleep after drinking two cups at night. Hang a hip flask wherever you go, take a sip after a few steps, and smell it with your nose when there is no wine in the kettle. After a long time, you call him a wine gourd.

This wine gourd is not bragging about its capacity for drinking. Outsiders have never seen him drunk. One day, the wine bottle gourd quarreled with others, plunged into the pub after the quarrel, came out only after dark, and walked home in a flash. He always said: good wine, really good wine! It happened to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, and everyone was having a reunion dinner. There are few people on the road. The wine gourd walked and fell into a dry well. Many people have been dumping garbage in this well for many years, so it is not too deep. After the wine gourd touched me, I found that my arms and legs could move. I am very happy, haha! I was fine, so I looked up and took a sip of wine and said, this wine is really good! I don't feel pain when I fall into a well after drinking too much.

At this time, he seemed to hear someone talking above, mixed with the sound of chains dragging on the ground. He was too scared to breathe. He heard someone say, "Tonight is the night of human reunion. The street is so deserted! Ahead is the home of the wine gourd. I'm afraid he is drinking happily at home at this time! Another voice said: He never imagined that we would take him to hell to drink tonight. Let's go! White impermanence, let's take him. Don't delay. The wine gourd below can be heard clearly. I hope everything is all right. I'm only in my early thirties, so short-lived. Zhang, a fortune teller, did the math for me. My birthday should be eighty-six! The picture comes from the internet.

Jiugourd thought with luck that if he was not at home, black and white impermanence might escape if he could not be found. At this point, black and white impermanence did not find him. Black impermanence: How can this wine gourd not have a reunion dinner at home? Bai impermanence said: Why don't we ask about the land? Time is running out. Don't look around. They found land. The land tells them that the person you are looking for has of course been buried, but you can't find it. Black impermanence said: I couldn't hide it on the first day, but now I can't find it. One day he will find it in Jinshan, and then he will go back.

Hearing this, the wine bottle gourd broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, he fell into the well, but black and white impermanence said that he would arrest me in Jinshan, and he could not go to Jinshan even if he was killed. The wine gourd stayed in the well all night, and passers-by rescued him the next morning. In a blink of an eye, the wine gourd has adhered to its own rules for decades, and no matter what happens, it will not go to Jinshan. Now that he is over 70, he is really safe. Strange to say, he married his granddaughter and mother-in-law in Jinshan on this day. It was better than letting my granddaughter die first, so I went. After my granddaughter's in-laws settled things, I stayed there for one night. I ended up drinking too much. Everyone carried him to bed and went back to sleep.

In the middle of the night, the wine gourd was awakened by urine, but after it was convenient to faint, I couldn't find a room to sleep, and I was embarrassed to disturb my husband's family, so I found it completely blind. Just when he was sleepy and cold, he suddenly touched a cupboard, and after opening it, he touched the quilt in the cupboard. How happy he was! No matter who covers the quilt, let's have a warm sleep first. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard a familiar and unfamiliar voice. As the sound got closer, he recognized it. It was the sound of black and white impermanence mopping the floor with chains. He thought he had hidden it last time. It seems that this time is really over.

At this moment, a harsh voice sounded: How strange! Yan Ming clearly said that the wine gourd must be here, why can't he find it? A deep voice replied, "It should be here. We are looking for it carefully. This black-and-white impermanence has been searched several times, but I still can't find it. It summons the land again. The land said: the wine gourd has been put in the coffin, of course you can't find it. Black impermanence said, did you deliberately deceive people by taking the benefits of wine gourd? Last time you said that, we were punished by the king of hell. The land said, no, no, how dare I disturb human life and death? That man is clearly in the coffin, you'd better go back to hell! The gourd breathed a sigh of relief, and then drowsiness struck and he fell asleep.

The next morning, my granddaughter exclaimed, "Grandpa! Why are you sleeping in a coffin! " The wine gourd got up and looked at it, didn't it? Which one is lying? It's obviously a coffin! Think carefully, he must have been unable to find his bed in the dark last night, just touching the new coffin prepared for the old man in advance and lying in a daze. Unexpectedly, he dodged another bullet At the thought of this, the wine gourd is happy. It was a lucky day, and terrible people couldn't stand me! However, he was so proud that he made up his mind never to come to Jinshan again.

After the wine gourd came home, several years passed without an accident. He was very old at that time, but his hobby of drinking remained unchanged. On this day, he got together with some old friends and recalled his youth. They were all very happy, so he made an appointment to have a drink at Old Kingman's house in the evening. Some old friends had a good time drinking. Someone talked about why Zhang Hulu is so addicted to alcohol and can live so long. Jiugourds have spent decades on themselves.

That night, the wine gourd stayed in the old man's house. At night, he fell asleep and suddenly felt light. When he opened his eyes, he saw a child on the left and right sides beside him, holding a chain in his hand and locking it around his neck. Then he looked back at the bed, and his body was still asleep. Black impermanence shouted, "wine gourd, I let you escape twice." Today, I see where you are going! " Zhang Hulu saw that his soul had been hooked away from his body, and he was so scared that he couldn't even speak fluently: "Don't be angry, two big ... adults. I didn't mean to hide it twice before If I didn't know, I wouldn't be guilty. Leave me alone! " I thought you said you arrested me in Jinshan! How can you break your word now? "

Bai impermanence said, "How can you break your word? Old Jin Man is the third in the family. Isn't it Jin San? "

Hearing this, the wine gourd was anxious: "How can you do this? Can this gold three be the same as Jinshan? "

Black and white impermanence shook the chain in his hand, pointed to Zhang Hulu's nose and shouted, "Do you dare to argue with us? The first time you hid in a well and pretended to be buried, the second time you hid in a coffin and pretended to be buried, which made you escape twice. The terrorists have punished us twice! This time you were arrested in the Kim family, exactly as written in the life and death book. Stop quibbling. " You think you can hide forever by eavesdropping on our conversation? "You look up at the couplet in front of the gate of hades, and the wine gourd looks up and sees that the couplet reads: Who divides the good and evil on earth? Who has survived through the ages? Look at the horizontal batch: it's you.