Dear friends, do you have any jokes? Keep them short.

An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?" The camel said,' stay away from death, I don't talk to things that grow on JJ's face! '

One day, the lame and the blind went out in the same car. The blind man is riding a horse, and the lame man is watching the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him and shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sings back: Oreo is Oreo! They fell into the ditch together.

In a family planning program somewhere, an old lady took the place of her daughter-in-law in order not to let her daughter-in-law get the contraceptive ring. When she replaced the fourth daughter-in-law, the doctor said, you took the old lady away, and then you became Audi.