Zhao Benshan Song Xiaobao fortune telling _ Zhao Benshan Song Xiaobao fortune telling is which episode?

Song Xiaobao's blind date line 2 1 Zhao Haiyan: What did you do, get up in the morning?

Zhao Benshan: I didn't buy you breakfast.

Zhao Haiyan: I ate this thing the day before yesterday. I've had enough. I won't eat it.

Zhao Haiyan: Go for a walk.

Zhao Benshan: Why do you always ask me out? What are you doing?

Zhao Haiyan: I want you to vacate this room. I have something to do.

Zhao Benshan: Another blind date?

Zhao Haiyan: That's right.

Zhao Benshan: Why do you bring this up at the end of the year? Who is this?

Zhao Haiyan: Find a date for my sister, not me. I went to see an old sister and set him up on a blind date.

Zhao Benshan: Get someone to go to his place, mine. What are you doing here?

Zhao Haiyan: We all go to the man's house for blind date. The key is that there are no more than 1000 people living in the man's family.

Why didn't you call me as soon as I went out to dance yangko?

Zhao Benshan: That's what we've been doing. I'm not allowed in. I have already paid the bridge toll, right? Can't I go out?

Zhao Haiyan: It's not good if you don't go out. It's okay not to go out. You can receive that woman when she comes.

Zhao Benshan: What can I do for you? Reception?

Zhao Haiyan: Praise Sun Lirong.

Zhao Benshan: White and clean. It's a big guy with a height of 1.7 meters. God, I-we lied again.

Zhao Haiyan: Praise his merits.

Zhao Benshan: I praised him. It is our common wish to send Sun Lirong away.

Zhao Haiyan: The house is clean and tidy, which is enough for burial.

Zhao Benshan: Pack your things. It's my turn Is it a blind date? Sit down.

Sun Lirong: What about Zhao Haiyan?

Zhao Benshan: Didn't you meet me when I first went out?

Sun Lirong: That's interesting. I hid.

Zhao Benshan: Sit down. How do you know Zhao Haiyan?

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan always teaches me to dance yangko. I said, is this a dance?

Zhao Benshan: I advise you to be awkward and easy to get hurt.

Sun Lirong: I don't walk on stilts? Zhao Benshan: I was hurt emotionally. Zhao Haiyan didn't introduce you?

Sun Lirong: What is the introduction? This situation is all here.

Zhao Benshan: You don't choose his size, do you?

Sun Lirong: The size is fine.

Zhao Benshan: You can make a deal with her.

Sun Lirong: Look at you, big brother.

Zhao Benshan: I'll wash some fruit for you. Go to the back room for a while. She will be back soon. Go to the back room.

Zhao Haiyan: Sun Lirong, don't finish. You are at the door. Why did you flinch? Let's go.

Song Xiaobao: Zhao Haiyan, when you say my heart is pounding, I can jump out with my throat narrow and my throat thick.

Zhao Haiyan: What are you afraid of? It's a blind date What works is useless.

Zhao Benshan: I'm telling you, this woman is nice. Stop pretending. This is an opportunity that should be seized.

Zhao Haiyan: Coming?

Sun Lirong: How was the conversation?

Zhao Benshan: It's all set. Li Rong

Sun Lirong: What are you hiding from?

Song Xiaobao: Hello, let me introduce myself. Zhao Haiyan and I are partners, dancing yangko together. Zhao Haiyan, why don't you say something? You can't sleep in the middle of the night and read. I will fall in love with the Tang Priest in it for a long time, so I won't let the Monkey King play that Bai Gujing. The Yangko team needs this Eight Rings, and this is the Eight Rings. You give that pig the whole inside, and it's colloquial.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, what are you reading? What's wrong with it?

Zhao Haiyan: You go to the big house. You are talking here.

Zhao Benshan: Yan, let's talk face to face.

Zhao Haiyan: No, you two talk first. I'll talk to him first. Go ahead.

Song Xiaobao: I'm not afraid of you. Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. Don't rush me to that house. Big brother will burn me alive. What did you say?/Sorry?

Zhao Benshan: These flowers are for you. Did you not believe in constellations last year? Why do you want to tell a fortune?

Song Xiaobao: That was last year. Last year I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in the five elements.

Sun Lirong: That's the five elements.

Song Xiaobao: If you say yes, it's up to you. Jin Mu has a cycle of fire, water and soil for 60 years. Jin Kemu, wood fire, fire and water, fire and water.

Zhao Benshan: You hit me.

Song Xiaobao: What's your name?

Zhao Benshan: I am a bad karma.

Sun Lirong: Brother Du Ming, you gave birth to me.

Zhao Benshan: It's none of my business what can give birth to a black product like you.

Zhao Haiyan: Where did you two go? The girls were all nice?

Song Xiaobao: Good.

Zhao Benshan: Everyone agrees?

Sun Lirong: Good.

Zhao Benshan: Not too dark, is it?

Sun Lirong: It's white.

Song Xiaobao: You mean teeth, right? This is a signal. Brother, let me tell you a story. Listen to me too. One day that year, I was idle and walked under the street lamp and saw this woman. I just grinned at her and the woman ran away. Damn it, whose tooth floated out. I won't go out after that, and I'm afraid I'll scare people when I go out.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, don't be so messy. You must control this woman, don't you understand? Especially cultured, don't spit casually. This is Gorky's history. Didn't you say you had read a book?

Sun Lirong: Which yangko team is Gorky in?

Song Xiaobao: From the Soviet Yangko Team.

Sun Lirong: Who is Gorky?

Zhao Benshan: Golf is his big brother.

Song Xiaobao: Who is Gorky?

Zhao Benshan: If I like you, I'll throw you a shot. That's a writer.

Song Xiaobao: Because I'm still worried about culture.

Zhao Benshan: You put this poem, Gorky's Zhao Haiyan.

Song Xiaobao: Brother, please ask me.

Zhao Benshan: You need chest resonance when reading poetry. Brain cavity resonance. Several cavities resonate together.

Sun Lirong: What happened?

Zhao Haiyan: Here comes the game. What about training?

Zhao Benshan: There are dark clouds on the vast sea.

Song Xiaobao: Gail.

Zhao Benshan: The strong wind swept away the dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a Zhao Haiyan proudly flying.

Sun Lirong: Oh, my God.

Zhao Haiyan: We are very talkative. You always greet me and call me arrogant.

Zhao Benshan: It's really hard to be your neighbor. You should shout out the first sentence and show it.

Song Xiaobao: It resonates, Zhao Haiyan.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister.

Song Xiaobao: Look, you scared the big sister to be smart.

Sun Lirong: Surprise me, I'm not ready.

Song Xiaobao: I'll read you a golf poem.

Zhao Benshan: The key.

Song Xiaobao: The foundation of golf.

Zhao Benshan: Gorky's husband. What's the name of the woman who came on a blind date?

Song Xiaobao: Ah.

Zhao Benshan: Did you go to Siping or something?

Song Xiaobao: Very big.

Zhao Benshan: Vast.

Song Xiaobao: On the boundless sea, the strong wind rolled up dark clouds. Between dark clouds and the sea, let's meet here. We love each other here. Jesus, big brother.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, brother.

Song Xiaobao: Why is it so interesting? Dude, I thought you put your teeth on the shelf.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, he is very humorous. Optimism is always like this.

Zhao Benshan: What do you have to say?

Song Xiaobao: Nothing.

Zhao Benshan: Then it's settled. Zhao Haiyan, come in. Here you are.

Sun Lirong: No more meals.

Zhao Haiyan: Why, it's not like I picked two people out for dinner and chat.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, see you in the Yangko Team another day. I am glad to hear your good news. Stay in your room and don't go out.

Sun Lirong: Brother, where are we going to eat?

Song Xiaobao: Didn't you say we should talk alone? Brother, let's go.

Zhao Benshan: I'm not going.

Song Xiaobao: What manners do you think you have?

Zhao Benshan: Go out. I'll just eat at home.

Sun Lirong: I think we all agree that at this age, you are welcome and you will not be allowed to be with me.

Song Xiaobao: Zhao Haiyan, how could I be cheated? Who was this woman introduced to?

Zhao Haiyan: Open your hand.

Zhao Benshan: She caught me.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, what do you mean by opening your hand?

Zhao Benshan: What do I mean?

Zhao Haiyan: I don't understand. You think I'm in the way in this room. Get a woman to kick me out, and you two can be together.

Zhao Haiyan: You said it was a dirty lie.

Zhao Benshan: What did you say?

Zhao Haiyan: Although we are divorced, we can't share a room. You can find whoever you want. I've never stood in your way. I introduced you to someone and asked you to pry in.

Zhao Benshan: How did I pry it?

Zhao Haiyan: How can I get it to you without prying?

Sun Lirong: I misunderstood. I was introduced to him.

Song Xiaobao: Not so good.

Sun Lirong: Is this your wife?

Zhao Benshan: No, I'm a neighbor. We live in the same room.

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan, you two are divorced?

Zhao Benshan: I was divorced a long time ago.

Sun Lirong: Listen, big brother, she doesn't want you. I want you. You've always been with me.

Zhao Haiyan: You spread it.

Sun Lirong: I don't think you want it.

Zhao Haiyan: I dare you to leave that house.

Zhao Benshan: Sister, there was a misunderstanding today. Big brother is not blessed. This is my whole life. This heart is here with this woman, and eldest brother won't go.

Sun Lirong: I feel sorry for you, big brother. I'll leave you a business card, and then I'll submit to humiliation and come to my place. If we can't be husband and wife, I'll raise you as my brother.

Zhao Haiyan: I'll keep it for you.

Sun Lirong: Here's the thing, Yan.

Song Xiaobao: Anything else? Give me one?

Sun Lirong: Go away, Yan. I'm going back. Anyway, I thank you. You can find me a wife in the future, and choose for me like my big brother. That thing has nothing to do with humans. Don't introduce me.

Zhao Benshan: Sister, you have to take this thing.

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan will bring it to me later. I won't.

Song Xiaobao: I'll give it back to her later.

Zhao Haiyan: I tell you, you will be my mother in the future. Don't leave the house even if you are rotten. Sun Lirong, I'm sorry. You are yellow again, once a year.

Song Xiaobao: I can't help it. I'm used to it. You can have a snack in Zhao Haiyan, and anyone who introduces you can introduce you. I think you are not good at everything, so how can you grow up? Zhao Haiyan, I look at this and that. I think you are me. Look at your loss.

Zhao Benshan: In the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Zhao Haiyan, you can have a snack.

Song Xiaobao's blind date line 2 Song Xiaobao: (holding a fishing rod) Don't make any noise, I'll catch the crab first ~ (throwing a fishing rod)

Zhao Haiyan: Hey, have you seen Song Xiaobao? I was just here. Where am I at the moment? look

Song Xiaobao: Haiyan, you can have a snack.

Zhao Haiyan: Oh dear ~ (Pat Song Xiaobao)

Song Xiaobao: I'm seven feet tall, but you're not watching.

Zhao Haiyan: Oh, my God, that's him. Yes, he also said he was seven feet. You see, he's three feet at most. What are you doing there ~

Song Xiaobao: Crab fishing.

Zhao Haiyan: Do you find him irritating? Take a shark fishing rod and fish crabs there. If you want to catch crabs, it will be the fifteenth day of the first month of next year.

Song Xiaobao: The reluctant man took the bait. I caught you before I caught the crab. Hi, Haiyan.

Zhao Haiyan: Huh?

Song Xiaobao: Who, your cousin?

Zhao Haiyan: Oh, I'm paralyzed.

Song Xiaobao: Paralyzed? You can forget it. Last year, your family said they were paralyzed. I was so scared that it fell from the sixth floor of your house that I didn't fall to death.

Fortunately, there is a big coal pile downstairs, and four or five big men fished it out for me.

Zhao Haiyan: I'm telling the truth. I am really paralyzed.

Song Xiaobao: How about it ~

Zhao Haiyan: Isn't it? We dance yangko. Song Xiaobao: (Hidden) Zhao Haiyan: Doesn't he envy and hate?

Song Xiaobao: Hmm ~

Zhao Haiyan: He went, too.

Song Xiaobao: Ah!

Zhao Haiyan: The resistance is not as good as yours. The old ladies were paralyzed when they looked at each other.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, it's really dripping.

Zhao Haiyan: It's true.

Song Xiaobao: So your warm nest ...

Zhao Haiyan: Oh, forget it. It is on the shelf. Then bring it up

Song Xiaobao: Aha, hey, then how did you know I was here?

Zhao Haiyan: Emma, forget it. I like it very much. I even went to the boiler room of your company. People said you came to Panjin, so I kicked you out.

Song Xiaobao: I immigrated, hmm ~

Zhao Haiyan: You said you wanted to immigrate, Song Xiaobao: (Hmm)

Zhao Haiyan: Do you think this reed looks good? Song Xiaobao: Enmei ~

Zhao Haiyan: Is the Yellow Beach beautiful? Song Xiaobao: Right, uh-huh ~

Zhao Haiyan: It's such a beautiful scenery. Do you think we can ...

Song Xiaobao: Look at you. You are married. How can you have such a crazy idea? You, alas (pushed by Haiyan ~)

Zhao Haiyan: What are you talking about?

Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, Haiyan, this is so exciting. This family pushed me so far.

Zhao Haiyan: What are you thinking? I want to discuss something with you.

Song Xiaobao: That's nothing.

Zhao Haiyan: Mm-hmm. I thought you were always single.

Song Xiaobao: Ah ~

Zhao Haiyan: I want to introduce you to someone.

Song Xiaobao: Introduce someone? Zhao Haiyan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: Where is it? That man.

Don't worry, Zhao Haiyan. Not yet.

Song Xiaobao: Hehehe ~

Zhao Haiyan: What's your hurry?

Song Xiaobao: You asked me if I was seeing someone else. What does that mean?

Zhao Haiyan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, there is no date. That was a thing of the past. Now I tell you, oh, my God.

I always catch shadows, Zhao Haiyan: Ah. Song Xiaobao: The little old ladies who danced yangko with me, Emma, surrounded me all day.

Turn around and always send me flowers, Valentine's Day flowers, flowers on August 15th, flowers on July 15th, flowers from Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Tomb-Sweeping Day made the most hair that day (Haiyan threw down her clothes and dragged them around)

Zhao Haiyan: Brother, Song Xiaobao: (Huh? Do you have only two colors of flowers?

Except white is yellow?

Song Xiaobao: Hehehe ~ Emma, how do you know? It's all paper, hehehe ~

Zhao Haiyan: Who doesn't know? Let's talk about it It doesn't matter if you say I don't know anyone else. Can you and I not know?

Song Xiaobao: Huh? ~

Zhao Haiyan: What are you bragging about in front of me?

Song Xiaobao: Just kidding, just kidding.

Zhao Haiyan: Single is single. I'll find out. You are still single, so I want to introduce you to someone.

Song Xiaobao: (gets up at once) Emma, where is it?

Zhao Haiyan: No, why are you always in such a hurry?

Song Xiaobao: I really want to see what that man looks like.

Zhao Haiyan: I have to treat you to dinner before this person comes.

Song Xiaobao: What's the matter?

Zhao Haiyan: What's wrong with you? Don't you know?

Song Xiaobao: Tell me, Zhao Haiyan: When you talk. Song Xiaobao: Yes.

Zhao Haiyan: It's so unmanly. Who is a gentleman like you (stand up)?

Friends, just talk about him, (pointing to Song Xiaobao) Oh ~

Haiyan, a leisurely snack ~ (exaggerated imitation of Song Xiaobao)

Zhao Haiyan: Can you stand it? If you don't believe me, take two steps to get close to the organization, come here, come here ~

Song Xiaobao: (stands up) Walk over as usual, you know. ...

Zhao Haiyan: Stop.

Song Xiaobao: So what? I'm used to it. It's very comfortable to walk like this ~ (talking and walking) this aisle ~ right,

Zhao Haiyan: Don't play like that.

Song Xiaobao: Ah!

Zhao Haiyan: Men should look like men. Song Xiaobao: Ah. ~! Zhao Haiyan: You didn't catch a good old lady in that whole play.

Zhao Haiyan: I tell you, a gentleman should be masculine. Song Xiaobao: Ah.

Zhao Haiyan: First of all, when you say my name, what is it?

Song Xiaobao: Haiyan ~

Zhao Haiyan: I have goose bumps all over. Where have you been? Don't be such a bitch.

Song Xiaobao: Ah! Haiyan! !

Zhao Haiyan: Push harder.

Song Xiaobao: (pouting) Haiyan ~! !

Zhao Haiyan: Mouth hard, ass hard. -Try harder.

Song Xiaobao: Haiyan! ! (Pat Haiyan)

Zhao Haiyan: I see. Song Xiaobao: Huh? Zhao Haiyan: I have a plan. Song Xiaobao: Ah.

Zhao Haiyan: I also brought a book. Song Xiaobao: Huh? Zhao Haiyan: It is written here: Haiyan in Gorky.

This must be said to be male,

Song Xiaobao: Ah ~ ~! !

Zhao Haiyan: Do you understand? Song Xiaobao: Huh? ~ Ah, I know, I know, like CCTV.

Zhao Haiyan: Yes,

Song Xiaobao: Ah (suddenly realizing that) Emma, why is your name still on it?

Zhao Haiyan: Of course ~ Song Xiaobao: Oh ~!

Song Xiaobao: (serious tone) On the vast sea, Zhao Haiyan: OK ~! strong

Song Xiaobao: The storm is gathering dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a Haiyan (patting Haiyan on the shoulder)!

Zhao Haiyan: Come on, don't fly. I'll fly to the coal pile later. Let me ask you something. Song Xiaobao: Huh? ~

Zhao Haiyan: You are a little masculine at the same time, and I finally get it. Song Xiaobao: Huh? ~

Zhao Haiyan: This may be what you need. Song Xiaobao: Ah, yes! Not when you meet Haiyan. ,

Song Xiaobao: In a fog, right ~! ! !

Zhao Haiyan: Hehe, so you say, chat with that woman, Song Xiaobao: Huh?

Zhao Haiyan: You must stick to it and be masculine.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, be a man! !

Zhao Haiyan: Oh ~ Song Xiaobao: Well, I'll keep that in mind, Zhao Haiyan: There's a second question, Song Xiaobao: What question?

Zhao Haiyan: (patting Bao Xiao on the shoulder) Hit someone, Song Xiaobao: Emma. Zhao Haiyan: After I finished this sketch, I was half-shouldered and asked her to type it for me.

Song Xiaobao: Look at you! Look at you! !