The fine sentences in the essay "Hundred Family Names"

Actor: soldier, Qizhi

A: Come here, come here, come here. What's your name?

Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey ... I don't remember.

Let's test you. What is this? (stretching out a finger)

B: Fried dough sticks.

What is this? (stretching out two fingers)

B: Two fried dough sticks.

What is this? (sticking out five fingers)

B: A handful of fried dough sticks.

A: You only know a fried dough stick. Study hard. Can you name hundreds of surnames?

B: Hundred surnames? What is a hundred surnames?

A: At first glance, you just don't know. Repeat after me: a thousand grandchildren, Zhao Li.

B: Qiansun Zhao Li. (Speak slowly ...)

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

Teacher, I feel dizzy. (speak slowly ... shake your head ...)

You turn in the other direction. Here is Wang Zheng.

B: Wu Zhou Zheng Wang. (Speak slowly ...)

A: Zhou Wuwang.

B: Wu Zhou Zheng Wang. Teacher, my eyes are black ... (speak slowly ... put the black circle in front of my eyes ...)

A: Don't interrupt. What's on it?

Is it up there? That's the roof above. (Looking up ...)

A: Even the roof is exposed.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

A: What's next?

Oh, yes, Li Qiansun. (Speak slowly ...)

Next? Forgot again.

I just taught you.

B: Ah. I just forgot.

A: Read together.

I completely forgot.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li. (Angry)

Oh, by the way, Zhao. (Speak slowly ...)

Where is the money?

B: Money? It's all spent

How much did you spend?

I bought fried dough sticks.

A: Yes.

A: Let me explain it to you to deepen your impression. Qian Sun and Zhao are teachers Zhao. Do you see it? Me, Miss Zhao.

B: Oh. Me, Miss Zhao.

A: This is Miss Zhao! (angry again)

B: I'm Miss Zhao.

Are you Miss Zhao?

Hi, I'm Miss Zhao.

A: You are not stupid. Money, money is used to pay tuition.

Oh, pay. Hey, I handed it in once. Why do you have to hand it in again? Are you cheating money?

I'm too lazy to talk to you. Go ahead. Sun is a little grandson. Lee, don't mention it. Friday, my king. Zhou, this is preserved egg porridge. Wu, is much ado about nothing, lawless. Zheng saw that the situation was not serious. The king is the king of beasts.

Oh, it's that big tiger, right?

A: Whatever you say. You got it?

I see.

Can you talk?

Yes, I can. (I hesitated for about 3 seconds ...) I couldn't keep up with the teacher, so I had to come and talk.

A: Then come and talk about it.

B: Come here: big tiger, indecent and lawless preserved egg porridge. Little grandson, that's ridiculous. It is teacher Zhao who cheats money. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ... (The last sentence pointed to A and said ...)

Extended data:

Sketch is a new art form born in the Spring Festival Evening. The sketch "Eating Noodles" performed by Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao is the first sketch in the history of the Spring Festival Evening. Since then, Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao have created China's first sketch, which is a must.

After nearly 20 years of promotion of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, contemporary sketches have made great progress and become an art form loved by the audience.

Sketch is different from crosstalk. The former is a new artistic expression, while the latter is a traditional art in China. There are great differences in expression between sketch and crosstalk. After the sketch begins, the actors can walk around at will. Crosstalk is not, but it can express jokes in a fixed position through tone and body language.