Ask 20 14 to celebrate the Lantern Festival essay "Going Home"! !

1, we will be listed soon, morning market, night market, supermarket, whatever.

Are all these big hotels yours?

It's all mine. Ancestral craftsmanship!

Ah, doesn't your family repair shoes?

Art is not all connected!

Don't worry, there's nothing you can do. As long as my restaurant is open, you can eat in this restaurant for free.

I ate it for nothing (silly)!

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If I drive for a day, you will eat for free, and if I drive for a lifetime, you will be an idiot for a lifetime.

Fool me

Don't worry, if you don't believe me, I'll give you a certificate.

What syndrome?

Stupid card.

4. I don't say, I don't say, I want to think, I want to say, I don't say.

Look at the section chief's speech. It's like he hasn't spoken for a long time.

5. What is a handsome guy? How old are you? Just call me the male god!

All right, male god

Ha ha ha ha. . . It's okay. You said yours.

Look at you, you became a section chief in your twenties, and your future is limitless. You are really a dragon and a phoenix, proud, handsome and charming.

Alas! Do not stop.

Have both ability and political integrity, wisdom and courage, and one person has the word.

Even poultry and dogs can't be at peace ― it's such a complete mess that everyone is nervous.

There is nothing to say about my success.

Then forget it.

Also mention

As the saying goes, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, so my first step is preparation, and the most crucial second step is to wait for the old section chief to retire.

7. Where are your brothers and sisters?

You know him! At school, it is your goal. I called him sister-in-law at that time. To respect you, I also call him skinny now.

Your sister-in-law, my sister-in-law, my former object and your daughter-in-law are fine now!

It's your call.

I'm in charge. I'm not your father-in-law.

I can do anything.

8. Give me a bottle of' 82 Coke first. Aren't they all overdue?

My coke was flown in from Bordeaux, France, and it was made of fine red grapes.

Red wine! Forget it, give me a bottle of mineral water!

Do you drink a bottle of mineral water with a temperature of 38 or 52?

Mineral water is still graded.

This is a 50-year-old cellar, and the sauce is rich and not on the head.

Your menu is too fancy, I won't order it.

I think it is safe on the menu.

9. This is called a mass of gas.

Make an omelet

This is not an ordinary scrambled egg, but we scrambled black eggs.

This is called spreading corruption.

Look at this, this.

Look at this. It's called Xiuwai Clock Club.

Isn't this naan?

This is exquisite. There is a treasure fish hidden in the middle. Tear it open and have a look.

Bao Zhong tore Naan (pocketed his own money)!

Talk less

Look at this.

This sculpture is beautiful.

This is the tiger going down the mountain, and this is the eagle spreading its wings. This dish is called adding wings to a tiger

I can't bear to eat this.

It doesn't matter if you can't bear it. I'll pack it up and bring it back later.

Yes, goshawk and tiger fight together.

Your dishes are very sharp!

10, alas, alas! Don't argue, it's my treat.

Yes, please. I can't compete with you since I was a child.

1 1. Although you are a small section chief now, you must be a successful old section chief ten years later.

12, look at my hotel. Business is really bad. You have a convenient job in the future. You can bring all your people to me, and then I will give you a commission, okay?

I'll tell you gently, no

Then you must be decisive.

Decisiveness is no good.

You just don't give me face. Do you have to give him face? Did he save your life when you were a child?

Oh, you're welcome It is so boring.

Idiot, you can't apply for a permit.

Yuan, do you remember that I saved your life?

When did you save my life?

When I was a child, I went to my house to play contra, and I was dying. Did I save your life by blocking the bullet?

Oh, that idiot card is for you. That really serves you right.