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1. Full of wisdom, face suddenly enlarged.

2. Some people missed it. Thank god.

3. What is the biggest shame in life? ""all cheating failed! "

4. What does this era do? The threshold has become so high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?

5. I return your message in seconds, and you return my message in cycles.

6. Only fools fall in love. I really want to be an idiot!

Seven. Generally, people who are easy to be happy are also easy to be fat, so being fat is a very happy thing.

Chatting with you is not as good as chatting with Taobao customer service. Not only will you reply to the message soon, but you will also call me dear.

9. Hot water can't solve all the problems, but red envelopes can.

10. The so-called dilemma is that there is a pattern on the head and a double chin on the head.

1 1. What kind of mobile phone should I buy in order to receive short messages from boys!

I just had a dream that my bank card left me. I was scared, so I went to the bank to check. Fortunately, my two dollars are still there.

13. love rat's classic quotation: Have you eaten? Go to bed early. I had a meeting all day today.

14. Am I not special enough for you? You are the only person on the blacklist with a list of thousands of people.

15. I am too old to use a lovely baby as my head, for fear that others will think I gave birth to it.

16. Someone showed off his wealth in front of me today. I patted my Lamborghini with a smile and took out two Fu Nan batteries.

17. After the holiday, my back is not painful, my back is not sore, my vision is back to normal, and my cervical vertebra is not prominent.

18. confession is actually not a good thing, because it seems that the hands are black.

19. The sentence "You are pressing my hair" is really enviable, with both objects and hair.

20. I really envy you people who date openly. I don't even know which is better.

It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts.

Twenty-two There are two main reasons why I look so good: First, I have a nonsense mouth, and I use a beauty camera.

23. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and there are only three ways to relieve the summer heat: think about your favorite heart, think about your future, think about the deposit in the bank card, and instantly cool from head to heel.

24. Tell friends. I want to buy a villa with a swimming pool. The friend smiled and said, do you know how expensive the villa is? I laughed too. Do you know how strong my imagination is?