Urgently seeking couplets

Eye-catching (wooden) shots, talking about heaven and earth, 80 thousand miles in vertical and horizontal directions,

Drum tongue is three inches long, up and down for five thousand years.

Wake up the wood: that is, the "strange wood" should be a small "wood" piece put on the case by the storyteller (or the old judge).

Drum tongue: shake your lips and drum your tongue, which is like a spring, with a drum of three inches.