Looks like a sick sand sculpture copywriter.

Looks like a sick sand sculpture copywriter.

When I first entered the operating room, the doctor asked me whether it was general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia, and I said, it was slightly spicy.

Every time I quarrel with my dad, I really want to tell him, "Do you know how many people outside want to be my dad?"

My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing! !

When I first got paid: I will control myself this month and don't buy any garbage! Open Taobao the next day: Wild Gourd Baby? How wild is it? Buy one and try it!

I saw a man performing Bbox in the street just now. Looking closer, it turned out that catkins had drifted into his mouth.

I don't know if cows are awesome, but when people tell me that "the earth is still turning after you die", I think the earth is still persisting.

How dare I fall in love with this food stall? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only barbecue and midnight snack. Why should I fall in love? Can I jump fast with my spoon?

Although I am idle in my circle of friends every day, I am idle when I am not idle.

It's not good to be too polite. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.

When people praise me, I feel embarrassed, because I always feel that they praise me not enough.

The fortune teller said that I would have as much money as I wanted in the future. Now I have 12 yuan 80 points on me, because that's all I need to get today.

Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

It's too difficult to lose weight. I got two pierced ears, lost a handful of hair and ten nails.

Can money buy happiness? I don't know, but I'm happy. Can I sell it?

Tell you a good way to stop staying up late: let your mobile phone sleep alone, and sleep separately from adults when you are old.