The lines of the station adventure

Pan Changjiang: Oh, oh, oh, the national New Year, family reunion. This year, they didn't accept gifts. They applauded 20 15 and made a lot of money. Oh, so many money fans. Hehe, it's so cold today. My home is in the northeast, or hehe or.

(Cai Debut)

Cai Ming: Sister, I'm freezing to death. Four iron rings.

Pan Changjiang: Sister, you have come to our northeast for the summer.

Cai Ming: Yo, there's another one squatting here.

Pan Changjiang: Who is squatting? I am standing.

Cai Ming: Hey, where are your taxis?

Pan Changjiang: Go home for the Spring Festival at this time.

Cai Ming: Oh, it's broken. It is broken. It will be the New Year in half an hour. I have to get to my daughter's office before 12. what can I do?

Pan Changjiang: In a hurry?

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Pan Changjiang: How about I drive you there?

Cai Ming: Ah.

Pan Changjiang: I have nothing to do anyway.

Cai Ming: OK, where is your car?

Pan Changjiang: What about this one?

Cai Ming: Ah, this is a car. I thought someone left their shoes here. Are you a black car?

Pan Changjiang: I'm not a black car. I don't want money for a black car.

Cai Ming: What else do you want?

Pan Changjiang: Not you?

Cai Ming: Don't say it's a black car, not even an excavator. Do you know Happy Avenue?

Pan Changjiang: I have passed by eight times today.

Cai Ming: Hey, come on.

Pan Changjiang: What?

Cai Ming: Look at the camera. That's what cops do. Don't make faces.

Pan Changjiang: I didn't make a face.

Cai Ming: He looks scary. If anything happens to me, you should call him. If not, I'm afraid I have to leave photos as evidence. Hey, where is he? I'd better squat down and get my luggage.

Pan Changjiang: It's ok to take pictures of big sister. Don't post them online. I'm afraid others will misunderstand that I'm having an affair.

Cai Ming: I think too much about children.

Pan Changjiang: I think too much. I think you think too much. Do I look like a bad guy? Come on, tie it up.

Cai Ming: What's this?

Pan Changjiang: Seat belts.

Cai Ming: Is it safe to tie me up like this?

Pan Changjiang: It's only a matter of time, Sister. My car is nine-handed, not to mention the seat belt, which means all four wheels are rear wheels. Cai Ming: Oh, this car was exchanged for a lunch box. Hey, why don't you send a seat belt yourself?

Pan Changjiang: Me, no.

Cai Ming: I'm afraid of pulling my face (the audience laughs here). You should install a baby chair.

Pan Changjiang: Sister, you have a bad mouth. Sit still.

Cai Ming: The light doesn't work.

Pan Changjiang: Wait a minute,

Cai Ming: Hmm.

(Pan Changjiang gets off and pats the front of the car. When he saw that it didn't work, he kicked it again. He shouted at the top of his lungs before dawn. ) Pan Changjiang: Ah! ! ! Full of light; Bright; (of color) bright and dazzling; smart

Cai Ming: Voice-activated lights!

Pan Changjiang: Just make it clear anyway. Sit still. I'm competing. The first lunar month is the first day of the new year.

Cai Ming: Stop it, I'm Kakali, and you hit your face.

Cai Ming: Excuse me, do you have a notebook?

Pan Changjiang: Do you have any books? Who dares to drive without books? Look at that.

Cai Ming: I got my driver's license on the first day.

Pan Changjiang: Hey, the next day will be in 20 minutes.

Cai Ming: Drive quickly.

Pan Changjiang: Oh, good.

Cai Ming: You, can you do it?

Pan Changjiang: What's the matter? Give it a push quickly!

Pan Changjiang: I told you to push the cart. Why did you push me?

Cai Ming: You're right. I got off the bus and my luggage was still on it. You took the opportunity to drive this small lunch box away.

Pan Changjiang: Why don't you trust others? I'm telling you, I won't pull you from now on. Pull you again, and I'll be a dog.

Cai Ming: It's a dog and a chihuahua.

Pan Changjiang: Hey, is there anyone who is in a hurry to go home for the New Year? There is no taxi. I can drive you home, okay? Mu Xuefeng: Hey, has the traffic police team left?

Pan Changjiang: Go, get in the car and go.

Mu Xuefeng: Hello.

Pan Changjiang: Hello.

Mu Xuefeng: You are suspected of illegal operation, and we will temporarily detain your vehicle according to law.

Pan Changjiang: No, no, no, comrade policeman, you misunderstood. I am not a black car.

Mu Xuefeng: Don't talk.

Mu Xuefeng: Hello, madam!

Cai Ming: Hello.

Mu Xuefeng: What's your relationship?

Cai Ming: Let's ... Guess?

Mu Xuefeng: No way ... it's a relationship!

Cai Ming: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Cai Ming: She is my wife.

Mu Xuefeng: Your dad?

Cai Ming: What father, wife?

Pan Changjiang: Wave ~ Press, man!

Mu Xuefeng: If he is your wife, what's his name?

Cai Ming: Yao Minger.

Cai Ming/Mu Xuefeng: Ah. ...

(Pan Changjiang stands on tiptoe, opens his arms and walks back and forth like a strong man, but looks like a gorilla) Mu Xuefeng: Is this him? !

Cai Ming: This ... this is, er, the activity center of our community kindergarten.

Mu Xuefeng: You, you two are really a couple.

Cai Ming: Really, look, we still have photos.

Cai Ming: Who has nothing to do to take a couple photo with a black car driver? Look at that.

Pan Changjiang: Exactly.

Mu Xuefeng: That's true!

Cai Ming: Aha, hahaha.

Mu Xuefeng: Hey, big sister.

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Mu Xuefeng: I don't understand. Say, you and him, what do you want?

Cai Ming: Guess.

Mu Xuefeng: It doesn't look like a rich man either.

Cai Ming: Yes, it's too material.

Cai Ming: Sister, I married your uncle because … because, what can I do?

Pan Changjiang: Because of the indestructible and indomitable death and despair. ...

Cai Ming: Sympathy!

Pan Changjiang: Same ...

Mu Xuefeng: Good man! Sister, you are really doing charity!

Mu Xuefeng: Oh, that's not right. What did he just say,' I won't pull anyone' and' I got on the bus and left'? What's the plot? Cai Ming: When we quarreled, he stopped pulling me when he was angry.

Mu Xuefeng: What are you arguing about?

Cai Ming: Well, he thinks I'm ugly and unworthy of him.

Mu Xuefeng: Grandpa! You're crazy! Where are you going to find such a beautiful sister!

Pan Changjiang: God, what is this called a lifetime?

Mu Xuefeng: Chinese New Year is not easy to forget! Old men have fewer wives, and they are more jealous!

Mu Xuefeng: Uncle, cherish it! Sister, deal with it

Mu Xuefeng: Goodbye!

Pan Changjiang: Gee, this picture makes me intoxicated.

Cai Ming: If you don't avoid me, you will be scrapped.

Pan Changjiang: Well, that elder sister, to be honest, thank you.

Cai Ming: If I wasn't anxious to see my daughter, I wouldn't tell you this lie. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Pan Changjiang: I got caught!

Cai Ming: The light went out again.

Pan Changjiang: Nothing. I'm going down.

Cai Ming: No need.

Cai Ming: Ah ... (lights up)

Pan Changjiang: OK, big sister, just shout the high beam.

Cai Ming: Drive faster.

Pan Changjiang: Hey, all right, all right.

Cai Ming: Can you drive faster?

Pan Changjiang: That's fast enough. I have run 20 miles.

Cai Ming: I walk my dog at 30 miles an hour.

Pan Changjiang: Don't worry, sister. I promise to let you see your daughter before twelve o'clock.

Cai Ming: Why are you lying down again?

Pan Changjiang: Don't I have to step on the gas pedal?

Cai Ming: Me, this is the first time I've seen a driver with a sleeper.

Cai Ming: Chihuahua.

Pan Changjiang: My last name is Ji.

Cai Ming: Honey, turn on the heat.

Pan Changjiang: Sorry, the heating is off. If you are cold, I'll take off your cotton-padded jacket.

Cai Ming: No, no, I don't wear children's clothes.

Pan Changjiang: Sister, your language style is easy to be beaten in the Northeast.

Cai Ming: It's also very difficult in Shenzhen.

Cai Ming: Atchoo, how many railway stations are there?

Pan Changjiang: Just one stop.

Cai Ming: Stop the car!

Cai Ming: Isn't this where I got on the bus just now? Why should I turn around?

Cai Ming: Come down quickly.

Cai Ming: Come down!

Pan Changjiang: Hey, hey, hey, will you stop dragging my racing suit?

Cai Ming: I can give you any money you want, but you can't be such a hooligan!

Pan Changjiang: Are there any passive hooligans like me?

Cai Ming: My daughter, my daughter can't go home after working overtime during the Chinese New Year. That's why I came all the way to surprise the child. I didn't expect to meet such a black-hearted driver. I didn't rest on New Year's Eve, so I came out to cheat people and work overtime! Pan Changjiang: Hey, what did I cheat you? I lied to you. Can I turn around? Why don't I just go to the viaduct?

Cai Ming: Hey, you, you still have a black heart, so be prepared.

Cai Ming: I tell you, there is a car that I will never drive.

Pan Changjiang: Me. ...

Cai Ming: Hey, taxi, taxi!

Mu Xuefeng: Wait a minute! ! ! Stop, stop, stop!

Mu Xuefeng: Hey, big sister, didn't you adjust everything just now? What are you going to do this Spring Festival? Cai Ming: He and I are not a couple. He is a black car driver.

Pan Changjiang: Well, did you take a photo with the driver of the black car?

Mu Xuefeng: That's right.

Mu Xuefeng: Sister, you can't do charity by halves.

Cai Ming: No.

Mu Xuefeng: You, it's okay. Let's leave now.

Cai Ming: You, hey, hey, hey.

Mu Xuefeng: Don't stop, go, go, go!

Cai Ming: No, it's a taxi. ...

Mu Xuefeng: Sister, what's the matter? Let's talk about it at home.

Cai Ming: Comrade police. ...

Mu Xuefeng: You're welcome. That's what I should do! Happy New Year to both of you!

Mu Xuefeng: I saved a love on my first day at work. That's flattering. Ha ha!

Pan Changjiang: Sister, do you feel the enthusiasm of our northeast police?

Cai Ming: I haven't seen my daughter for a year.

Pan Changjiang: What's the matter? I haven't seen my son for five years.

Cai Ming: Your son has been arrested.

Pan Changjiang: My son is in Africa!

Cai Ming: Escaped?

Pan Changjiang: My son works in Africa! Come back year after year, I haven't come back year after year, five years.

Cai Ming: Oh, so you are a left-behind child.

Pan Changjiang: That's called empty nesters!

Cai Ming: I see. You came out to drive a black car to save money for a plane ticket to see your son (sympathetic tone).

Pan Changjiang: I'll tell you again, I'm not a black car. I have never driven a black car. Today, while there are few people on the road, I came out to practice driving. Do you know why there are few people? Me, why don't I go home for the New Year? I can't stay home alone. I want to practice the way from our home to the airport. When my son comes back next year, I can drive to the airport to meet him.

Cai Ming: To the airport, to the airport. What are you doing at the railway station?

Pan Changjiang: Aren't you lost? Can you blame me? Ah!

Cai Ming: Your IQ is also nine hands, right?

Pan Changjiang: Sister, do you have mobile navigation? Please give me one last chance. I promise to send you to that place before twelve o'clock. If I can't see you off, I'm a Chihuahua (the clock strikes twelve).

Cai Ming: Master Ji, it's the New Year. Anyway, I'm too late. Let me spend the New Year with you.

Pan Changjiang: What, are you going to spend the next year with me?

Pan Changjiang: Oh, my mother, this is a little embarrassing.

Pan Changjiang: Sister! And wine!

Pan Changjiang: Oh, great. At first glance, you are a very picky person.

Pan Changjiang: Happy New Year, Sister.

Cai Ming: Happy New Year, Big Brother (Pigeon).

Pan Changjiang: Well, I changed birds again.

Cai Ming: Dedicated to those children who work hard outside and report good news instead of bad news.

Pan Changjiang: For parents who are eager for their children to go home.

Pan Changjiang: Fuck!

Cai Ming: Good drinker!

Pan Changjiang: Good wine! Cool! Great, great, that's good ... you didn't drink.

Cai Ming: I can't drink.

Pan Changjiang: What do you want me to do?

Cai Ming: I'm just being polite.

Pan Changjiang: You're welcome. I want a bottle.

(The phone rings)

Cai Ming: Your phone.

Pan Changjiang: Who are you?

Cai Ming: Your phone.

Pan Changjiang: My son called.

Pan Changjiang: Happy Spring Festival, son! What a surprise! What, you're back! Ok, wait, dad is going home!

Pan Changjiang: I can't go back at all. Why do you have to make me drink? I was drunk driving again.

Cai Ming: No, it's just your driving skills. Is it different from drunk driving?

Pan Changjiang: That won't do either.

Cai Ming: That's all right. I'll drive. Let's introduce two children and have a reunion dinner together.

Pan Changjiang: Great.

Pan Changjiang: Hey, big sister.

Cai Ming: Huh?

Pan Changjiang: Is your daughter single?

Cai Ming: Yes.

Pan Changjiang: What about you?

Cai Ming: That's right.

Pan Changjiang: It's so high! ! !

Cai Ming: That's terrible! ! !

Mu Xuefeng: Wait a minute! ! !

Pan Changjiang: Sister, run! Here comes the little policeman again. Let's go, let's go.

Mu Xuefeng: Wait for me! ! ! Hey hey, I'm here to see jiaozi off! Grandpa and sister, I wish you happiness in your later years!