What is the classic hilarious dialect in Li Boqing?

1, things have been hot these two years. I don't dare to hook my thumb when I'm not friends for three years. If we do this, we will be kidnapped. Now, I only meet it in the morning and take it back when it gets dark. When I woke up the next day, I said, "Yes, little sister, why are you sleeping here?"

2. You have never eaten fat, and Heiwa has never been in the sun.

3, wine is a sword, color is a bone scraper, money is a person's courage, and gas is a troublesome bag.

4. Men have three treasures, three treasures: body, knowledge and friends. Cherish is to find a sensible wife, or all three wealth will be destroyed.

I bought a bicycle, and everything is ringing except the bell.

6. Fans can be divided into these categories: football fanatics, football fanatics, football melons, football lunatics, and ... football is inexplicable.

7. "A fat girl named Miss Li is pushing towards you. Why do you feel awkward? "

8. "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

9. "I must listen to the truth."