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Happy Year of the Pig Dear Sir, thank you very much for your support in the past year. I wish you a happy new year, good health and all the best.

The breeze blows gently, and white clouds float by. Friendship is eternal in my heart. I wish you a happy new year and all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing and let happiness accompany you forever.

Year of the pig blessing manager: hello! I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy family and all the best! New year, new year, new atmosphere, prancing to welcome the new year!

In the year of the pig, may spring come quietly, the sound of hooves break, the past troubles, and the glory look at the present. I wish eldest brother and sister-in-law peace and good luck all the year round!

Congratulations on the Year of the Pig: A better life has added more beautiful colors with the arrival of the New Year. May your tomorrow be as beautiful as a dream!

Congratulations on the Year of the Pig are flying all over the sky, ushering in the new year, bringing long-lost hearts together and happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart. -People who love you.

When I was a child, there were a large group of children carrying paper lanterns around. When they came back, their pockets were full of delicious food. I hope you have such good memories!

Best wishes for the Year of the Pig, New Year, lucky draw in life step by step, good luck in playing cards every day, good taste, better life, younger and more handsome, and bright gold walls at home.

Sending away the old year also sends away the haze of the year, welcoming the new year and welcoming new hope. may you have a happy new year!

Congratulations on the Year of the Pig, the spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever. Sincerely bless you: Happy New Year!

I hope I am the first person to send you a blessing this year. As a confidant, I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: May all your wishes come true!

Thank you for your strong support and help in my work over the past year! May we unite and develop in the new year and do our work better!

The bell of the Year of the Pig resounds around the world at zero, and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away an unforgettable time and ushered in another once fiery time. Happy new year!

Just arrived at the end of the year, Fubao came from the East. When you come, you will reaffirm Kun Peng's ambition, cherish your time and diligence, and show your infinite elegance. I wish you a happy New Year!

Although the Year of the Pig is an old New Year greeting every year, I don't know how many times it has been said, but although it is an old word, it has new ideas and will have different feelings. Happy spring festival! All the best!

The year of the pig has passed, and many people and things have gradually forgotten, but you will always be in my heart, because you have made my world different. I wish you a different New Year.

The bell of the Spring Festival has been ringing, and my blessing has been sent. A thousand words bless a word: Happy and auspicious New Year!

Happy new year! may you have a happy new year! In the past year, we cooperated happily. Thank you for your concern and wish you a happy Spring Festival! Good luck! Get what you want.

I sincerely wish you peace, happiness and health in the new year. May all your dreams come true in the new year.

It's another spring, and blessings are floating all over the sky, floating to you and me. Congratulations on the New Year! Happy new year and all the best! Get what you want.

It's another beautiful beginning of the year and a happy time. I sincerely wish you again: Happy New Year!

I put my blessing in 365 buds. They open a flower every day and give you good wishes every day.

On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you and your family happiness and well-being by going up a storey still higher, Maxima, Le Chi!

Snowflakes are flying all over the sky, ushering in a new year, bringing long-lost hearts together. I deeply wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart.

My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

New year, new things, new beginning, new starting point and new harvest. I wish my friends all the best, peace and happiness all the year round and a happy Spring Festival.

Happy new year! The new year is coming, and everything is beautiful here! Happy New Year to you and your family! Good health! You did a good job. Good luck!

Good luck in the new year! The official career is promoted step by step, and everything wins! Sparrows are handy and rich! Good health, delicious food, safe sleep and happy family. Congratulations on getting rich!

Tianzeng life, spring is full of kung fu. Three sheep open Thailand to send good luck, and Five Blessingg's financial resources are rolling in. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and health! !

I wish you the Year of the Monkey: famous, prosperous, red, purple, cannon, popular, Malaysia first!

I wish: the new year is auspicious, with bright future, good luck, happy family and prosperity like the East China Sea, and life is happier than Nanshan.

Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth ties you, your friends are loyal to you, I wish you good luck, and the star of luck will always shine on you.

Not surprisingly, it's another year, a new year is coming, sincere wishes, bank deposits will only increase, a bright future, work hard today, aim in life, and always pay for money!

I wish you a new beginning, a new harvest, a happy new year and all the best in the new year!

I wish you get rich in the new year and set foot on Marlboro, go to Hongta Mountain in your career, love Sai Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.

I wish you plenty of money, happiness and separation in the new year. Touching the east and kissing the west, moaning, holding the beauty on the left and smiling at the beauty on the right, admiring Wei Xiaobao and Ximen Qing.

Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. I wish you success in your career as you welcome the new year.

Happy new year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Good luck! Flowers bloom with wealth! Happy from now on! Flo Xi Shou! Congratulations on getting rich!

I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you!

When the Spring Festival comes, I want to say hello to you. I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.

Wine: Just like water in a glass. Drinking it is haunted. Stumbling in walking, quarreling at home, climbing into bed and impotence. You will regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! The god of wealth follows you! Luck is with you!

I wish my brother: Longma's spiritual career is prosperous, and he is not worried about eating and drinking. My little secret is fighting for you. The longer the daughter-in-law, the more beautiful she is, the stronger her old body, and the new year will have a new look!

I wish all your hopes, all your dreams, all your waiting and all your efforts can be realized in the new year.

In this sunny festival, I wish you a happy mood, a warm family reunion, sweet love like the sun, and no sadness in the Pacific Ocean.

Wife is home, lover is flower; Pay the family and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home and see flowers when you are sick; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers.

A lover is a flower in his hand, and he doesn't want to sprinkle it. Friends are chopped green onion. Where you need to catch a little secret is the spark. Occasionally there will be a little friction. A lover will think of him when he is hungry. Happy chopped green onion.

New Year wishes all friends in the world: a comfortable job, a generous salary, a warm bed, intimate friends, a caring heart, everything goes well, always happy, everything goes well!

Weather forecast: This year you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.

May good luck step on you forever like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will accompany you all your life and stare at you like a fly. Happy New Year!

(Serious statement: This blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing. )

Destiny meets, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky. The sky is vast and the moon is bright, and it lasts forever. I will always bless you silently and wish you happiness. Happy new year.

A little friendship is true, a little attachment is weak, a little miss is deep, and a little blessing is the truest! may you have a happy new year!

I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the new year!

The sky is blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse. The sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other. The dream is shallow and everything is natural. Tears are sweet when you sincerely hope. I wish you a happy New Year!

I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time, ears but I can't hear your voice at any time, and hands but I can't hold your body at any time; But I have a warm heart and can bless you at any time: Happy New Year and all the best!

I bought two pounds of fashion and three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, made eight pounds of happiness, and cut off a ton of worries from my heart. A new year present for you!

A green leaf, full of its friendship with the root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another good start-the new year has begun. I wish you success and happiness forever.

How can the frozen world thaw and recover overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth bloom fragrance overnight? May you accumulate and create something.

Hold a bunch of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, buy four bottles of romance in France, six boxes of happiness in the United States, eight boxes of blessings in the United Nations, and cut ten cares from the bottom of my heart as a gift for you. Happy New Year, my friend!

Happy new year! Fresh every year! ! Get rich! ! !

I wish you: high position, light responsibility, less work, more work, close to home, sleep naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, you get cramps when you are paid, and beautiful girls love you crazy. Happy new year!

The least element in nature is love, and the most is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy new year.

Paper crane, thousands of hearts, bless you forever. Happy new year to you all!

What is eternity? What is Dijiu? Say a happy new year, let you remember that it is forever!

Bin Laden opposes terrorism, Bush kisses Saddam Hussein, and Sharon will give in tomorrow. If all three are satisfied, I won't wish you a new year.

Draw a perfect family in Qian Qian with family as the center and happiness as the radius!

I won't give you a gift this holiday, so I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness will always accompany you, let me tell you: the god of wealth has followed you!

Every holiday season, I miss my relatives twice and spend a month sending them to my family. I wish friends and relatives all the best and enjoy a good mood every day.

Happy New Year, Happy New Year every year!

Bless you: there will always be blessings at the door, and auspicious clouds will gather in the Spring Festival!

Good luck in the Spring Festival, Fu Lu Shou Xing is here! Good luck and all the best!

Legend has it that lavender has four green leaves: the first is faith, the second is hope, the third is love, and the fourth is luck. Send you a lavender and wish you a happy new year!

A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, I wish you good luck at an early date; One catty of candy, two jins of bananas, good luck, you won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

I wish you peace and happiness every year; Smooth road, step by step; For more than a year, financial resources have been rolling; Every family is happy and everything goes well!

The motherland under the leadership of the party will last forever, and the people under the leadership of the party will live and work in peace and contentment. We will create a new year together!

Sincerely bless you, in the new year, all your expectations can appear, all your dreams can come true, all your hopes can come true, and all your efforts can come true!

It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but only one second for a thoughtful blessing: Happy New Year!

Happy new year by SMS: live and work in peace and contentment. Industry is prosperous. Good luck, strive for the upper reaches. Easy, youthful forever. I wish you happiness!

Carry forward the past and usher in the new year, lift the golden cup to thousands of households, keep pace with the times, welcome the new year, and spread laughter and joy to millions of people.

It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!

I wish investors a happy new year, lots of silver and rich financial resources, and the stock market is extremely hot in the new year.

Close your eyes, my little wish will fly to your window in the late bell of the new year, overlapping with your dream of the new century …

Spring blossoms, and spring comes back to Yan. I send a breeze to your arms: peace is priceless, and love is always there. Qian Fan competes for development. A well-off society is in sight. The grand blueprint is heroic.

Xiao Chun and Xiao Chun are green everywhere. Mountains and rivers, Huanhuan smile, * * * I wish Liuhe the same spring and climb higher step by step.

I wish you (inhale) smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, June 6 th, seven stars shining high in all directions, rich and happy, perfect Pepsi, prosperity and all the best! Good luck in the new year!

If you will smile happily in your dream, I will tell the moon to bring my blessing to you on a certain night in a certain month: Happy New Year, my friend!

A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!

I wish you a happy new year and return home in triumph; Bad luck goes away, and good luck is proud; Beautiful spring and white snow, magnificent blessings; Everything is yangguan avenue!

The "Sina" tide of New Year and New Year's Eve, the integrity of SMS and MMS. I wish "Xin" a happy new year, and "money" is like brocade. "Rich" as the East China Sea, "Thin" than Nanshan!

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Funny text messages about pigs

0 1. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

02. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

03. At the moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, making me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

04. A cricket and a pig bet that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

05. The wolf came to the pigsty, which was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig will block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

06. Cry silly. Are the happy days over? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

07. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can. Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

08. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

09. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Unfortunately, I want to sleep, so you will be fine. So many people watch you fly!

10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

1 1. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

12. When Tang Priest took a break with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

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Text messages about pigs

The portrayal of your life: at the age of ten, you can take a bath-pigs can clean themselves, at the age of twenty, you can dress up-pigs can flourish, at the age of thirty, you can work-pigs can have a career, at the age of forty, they can have servants, and at the age of fifty, they can shoot-pigs can throw.

I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!

The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time I remind you to put on more clothes, you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet a beautiful day, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

Tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is especially strong; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with a mobile phone is not bad!

Before, I only knew that pigs could not talk, so I knew hum. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

Baby pig's echo: you are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. I read about pigs, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.

Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds: it's cold, put more grass in the nest!

Read it in Sichuan dialect: On the night of crossing the black area, Tou Lanhu jumped into the canal and threw Li to the ground, but risked you and others for Mota. Because it has four axes, it doesn't live in a building!

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being lazy like a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

You fought a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said, grandma! Domestic pigs still want to kill wild boar!

It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose it? I want to be together forever, but the police uncle said that pigs are not allowed in the city!

One day, Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! Bajie came back from Guanyin and asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is # #? Ha ha!

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked, why are you crying? I feel stupid, said the pig. Mother comforted him: don't cry, son, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. (Beating animals) Answer: Elephants.

A pair of lovers together is called very much in love, a pair of lovers together is called eternal knot concentric, and you are simple, you and a pig together are called pairs.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.

New signs in the animal world: ants rape African elephants, lions sell mala Tang, mice play with snakes, sharks and donkeys go shopping, pigs are crazier and pretend to be hooligans with mobile phones. Hey, you, look, Demo!

I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

You are a chubby pig who received this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?

Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snowy Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I checked the proverb to know that dead mice are not afraid of cold!

Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, the cobra said to the elephant's nose, Come on, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig. By the way, this pig is called # #?

You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig!

I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I'm not selling this pig.

I miss you day after day, and I am still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! Dead pigs can't sleep well. Get up and go back to sleep

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~

The weather changes for free, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

The falling rain triggered my infinite thinking. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

There used to be countless friends, and it's the coolest if you think about it. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were still in my pig shed, eating grass, beside the tree, your tail wagging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!

I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose pig is so hungry?"

I haven't heard from you for a long time

I always miss you these two days.

I'm a mess

Search all the ponds you like to visit.

Restaurant cabin

Sleeping lawn

Still no news from you.

My heart is broken.

......

How did you lose such a big pig?

My friend said that we would not be happy together.

They advised me to give up you and leave you.

But I really like you and can't bear to leave you.

I fell out with them for this.

Why?

They are allowed to have dogs, but I am not allowed to raise pigs.

Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu, and a strange coincidence called out your name. Since then, I have become a "pig man" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.

Piggy. Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every five bowls reach the bottom. No one dares to compare his weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99 pigs. The king said, "What about 1 pig?" ? The minister said, "There are still 1 people reading text messages.

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

I live like this every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

Domestic pigs are kept at home, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is.

When I turned to leave, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!

I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!

You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me that ... pork has gone up in price and can be sold at a good price!

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. You can't play a song called ................... and your face is in tears.

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for texting pigs ~!

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

The pig cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

There are small raindrops floating in the sky, which seem to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I rack my brains to write a poem full of sadness? Who knew that only pigs and idiots stared at this poem on their mobile phones?

Every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball. The ball is round. Happy round egg, pig!

Party member Baoquan: I don't drink party wine for a day. I don't know the route. I don't know how to eat party food all day. I don't know how to do my job. I don't know how to fill out the invoice. I don't know how to sign for a day.

Difficulties in fresh-keeping education: criticizing the superior official position is difficult to protect; It is difficult to criticize the relationship at the same level; Criticize yourself and ask for trouble; Criticize subordinates for reducing the number of votes; Criticize her husband, he will mess around; Criticize children who have no pension. What should I do in this situation?

It is said that a blind man was very accurate in fortune-telling, and everyone brought him a pig with faded hair for him to calculate. The blind man was overjoyed and said that hip breadth was a leader with a round belly, a small face and big eyes in contemporary party member. His skin is tender and fresh!