The lines of Wei San's sketches

Old employer: glasses): Give me the money quickly.

Che Baozi: This morning in spring, I woke up easily. There were mosquito bites everywhere, and there was mahjong at night. What do you know about winning or losing? I have nothing to say if you don't clap.

Old boss: Can you stop procrastinating and pay quickly?

Che Baozi: Ha, where's the money?

Old boss: Why did you fight so hard?

Che Baozi: Ha, where's the money?

Old boss: I played mahjong last night. 120 won't be given to you. Tell me who this is. What do you think this is?

Che Baozi: Can the winning or losing account of playing mahjong still cause famine?

Old boss: Why isn't the winning or losing account of playing mahjong an account?

Che Baozi: Can you stop following me?

Old club: You pay.

Che Baozi: No, can you not follow me?

Old boss: I'll follow you if you don't pay.

Che Baozi: I'll leave if you don't applaud.

Old boss: I haven't lost money in these two days.

Car steamed stuffed bun: Old boss, I tell you, I definitely can't give you this money.

Old boss: Why not give it to me?

Che Baozi: I'm telling you, you must play with you two.

Old club: You made something out of nothing. How did you know we were playing cards together?

Che Baozi: You two don't play cards together, they all listen, and even give them some guns.

Old club: I also listened to it. What shall I do with it? I know it's hard to listen to mahjong, right Look, friends, this is not funny. What are you doing?

Che Baozi: Anyway, I'm telling you, you two are either having an affair. Mm-hmm.

Old boss: I can't afford to play. How can you have an affair?

Che Baozi: Come to the old boss. Are you two okay?

Old boss: You can pull it off.

Che Baozi: You didn't tell me the truth.

Old boss: What's the matter? People can all like me.

Che Baozi: Are you interested in others?

Old boss: (two quick laughs) Will you stop messing about with that useless thing? Don't you want to give this money?

Che Baozi: Tell you what, old boss, I'll let her kiss you as soon as she comes.

Old boss: You are so idle. Why do people always kiss me?

Che Baozi: I'll let her kiss you.

Old boss: Don't brag. You can do it.

Che Baozi: What if she wants to kiss you?

Old boss: I won't take my 120 yuan if you let her kiss me.

Che Baozi: Really?

Old boss: Really?

Che Baozi: You keep your word.

Old boss: Why don't you keep your word?

Chebaozi: Come and pull the hook.

Old boss: What?

Chebaozi: retractor

Old club: How old are you to play this game?

Che Baozi: You come, you come, you come.

Old boss: Really?

Che Baozi: Yes.

Old boss: I'm afraid of you.

Che Baozi, my old club: hang yourself with a hook, (120 is not allowed. Car steamed stuffed bun said this, the old club didn't speak)

Che Baozi: (smirking)

Old club: OK, that's settled.

Che Baozi: OK.

Old club: I'll see what you can do.

Che Baozi: Look.

Old boss: God, I just think you have a free day. This is for leisure (laughs).

One-piece: holding the medicine bottle in the left hand and inserting the needle in the right hand. Fun mahjong nicknames are waiting for me?

Old boss: Can't you keep your voice down? You frightened the life out of me.

Che Baozi: No, you are a big drug addict.

All over: find someone to enter a game quickly, and hurry when you die.

Che Baozi: No, I don't play.

Uniforms: Then why not fight?

Che Baozi: I won't play today.

Uniform: Why didn't I fight when I was injured?

Che Baozi: How do three people play?

Old boss: this can't be played.

Che Baozi: Yes.

All dressed up: three people can't play three angles.

Che Baozi: The old club doesn't like to play, does it?

Old club: I don't play.

Consistent: He is more addicted than anyone else.

Old boss: Let's go.

All-in-one machine: Brother Gang plays for a while.

Old boss: You can pull it off.

All colors: Brother Gang

Old boss: Brother Gong has no money.

Che Baozi: Well, if you want to kiss your old boss, I'll play with you.

Uniforms: Go away, because I'm still concentrating on breaking mahjong. I won't do it.

Car buns: all over. How's this? If you kiss your old club, I'll play with you and I'll pay you back 10 thousand.

Uniform: true or false?

Che Baozi: Really?

All in one: Oh, old boss, you testify for me, I kiss you, you play with me, and he has to give me 10 thousand

Old club: That's what he said.

Car steamed stuffed bun: Give ten thousand.

They all kissed their old club on the head.

Old club: Oh dear.

Uniforms: take money

Che Baozi: This bitch is really fierce. He is really 120 finished.

Uniforms: Who said 120?

Old club: Oh dear.

Uniform: 10,000.

Old boss: Yes, you didn't say 10,000.

Uniforms: What is 10,000?

Old boss: Just now you said take 10 thousand.

Uniform: pro-money

Che Baozi: Really?

Uniforms: Look.

Old boss: Here (Che Baozi touched a mahjong and said: 10000)

Uniforms: Isn't that 10,000?

Che Baozi: Yes, I didn't say 20 thousand either

Old boss: car buns, car buns, you ghost, have been calculated.

All in one: not you two bad calves. You two conspired to frame me. I'll beat you to death. Oh, my God, there are no needles around.

Old club: Stop it.

Che Baozi: Oh, don't hit the needle roller. Just pull it out (Che Baozi pulled out all the needles).

Old club: It's really hard.

Car steamed stuffed bun: It's addictive!

All-in-one: I'm suffocating (three people have already done it on the mahjong table)

Old boss: three corners.

Keep turning around.

Che Baozi: What about you? There is no one else.

Old boss: if you do this this time, the account will not be counted. You can't be mine this time.

Che Baozi: OK, OK.

Old boss: transfer the village.

Che Baozi: Ah, ha, I went to my village to make room.

Old club: Oh.

Che Baozi: Playing mahjong with you is either a compliment or giving money to the doorman.

Old boss: Don't blow this guy.

Che Baozi: Hey, I was the one who drew the cards yesterday.

Old boss: Ah, you will be sleepy if you don't blow.

Che Baozi: I'm not the one who canvassed with you.

Old boss: How many people?

Che Baozi: On my own.

Old boss: This is nonsense.

Che Baozi: No one plays with me. I will touch myself all night.

All in one: Who can give you a gun if you don't touch it yourself?

Old boss: Who plays fast?

Che Baozi: What are you busy with?

Old boss: Not playing cards.

Che Baozi: I tell you, your problem is very serious.

Old boss: How?

Che Baozi: As soon as I play mahjong and scold the sieve, I pee in my hand. You can't wait to pee.

Old club: Oh dear.

Che Baozi: You have to play your cards well.

Old boss: Don't talk nonsense.

Che Baozi: You can't watch it.

Old club: hurry up, here, here, here.

Car steamed stuffed bun: Yao chicken

Old club: I'll eat.

A suit: I fork

Old boss: Are you sick? You don't remember the fork until the cards are put in place. what are you reading?

Uniforms: Why? Bring it here with a big fork.

Che Baozi: This mahjong bitch always sticks out when she sees a chicken.

(All the phones are ringing)

All-in-one: What are you calling for? You can't stop playing mahjong.

(Telephone: This prodigal bitch only knows how to play mahjong in one day. What should I do with this child's trouser pocket?

Car steamed stuffed bun: I eat.

Uniforms: What would you like to do?

Old boss: What are you playing? this is

Car buns: 60,000.

Uniform: I can't close my eyes if I don't let him be a turtle in my life.

Che Baozi: Then what do you want him to do, your master? You want him to be a turtle and ask the boss to help you.

Old boss: Why did you call again? This thing (all the phones are ringing) can you play this?

All-in-one machine: Hey, Sister (Tel: Sister, what car shall I rent for you when you go back to our parents' house tomorrow).

Che Baozi: What are you fighting for?

All-in-one: Sister Dongfeng, just hire her.

Che Baozi: I'll blow the south wind from the east wind.

Old club: You should pay attention to your next home. Don't always call (everyone).

Che Baozi: Oh, I don't have time to play mahjong.

(The phone rings)

Old boss: Whose phone is this? Here we go again. What's wrong with the phone?

Che Baozi: You dead old man, you still have such a bell.

Old boss: Hey! who is it? (Telephone: Hey, my wife, um, our family comes to collect corn. Did you sell 85 1 kg? )

Che Baozi: Call quickly.

Old club head: medium

Car buns: What the hell?

Old boss: I feed, feed, feed. Why is this still abandoned?

Che Baozi: Why can't you two talk endlessly? It's really good to play mahjong with you.

Old boss: How to fix this?

Che Baozi: You hit me, you hit me.

Old boss: This mobile phone is killing me. It's good to call again and again (the bell rings)

Chebaozi: Whose is it (I answered the phone myself)?

Old boss: What the hell is this?

Che Baozi: Hehe (Tel: Brother-in-law, I'm a tiger. Do you want the four wheels of the second dog behind you? ) Do you want it?

What do you want?

Old boss: What do you want?

(Telephone: How much do you pay)

Che Baozi: Why do you want 30,000 brother-in-law?

Old boss: playing cards.

Che Baozi: Not a taxi.

Old boss: 30,000

Che Baozi: What have you been up to (talking to the uniform)? Turn off your phone when others call to play cards.

The old club is the same: they are all closed.

Take it all: it doesn't matter who takes it off.

Che Baozi: Really!

Uniform: Come on, keep fighting.

Car steamed stuffed bun: Hurry up. Who did you say you hit?

All in one: you're gone.

Car steamed stuffed bun: nine cakes

Old club: No.

Uniforms: Hungry.

Che Baozi: Huh?

Uniforms: Hungry.

Che Baozi: Didn't you come to our house to play mahjong? You are still hungry. Eat at home later on an empty stomach.

Uniform: I'm starving every hour.

Che Baozi: There is nothing to eat. We have nothing to eat at home.

Uniforms: on the hour

Che Baozi: No.

Old club: It's the hour. Look, I told you, I'm a little hungry, too.

Car steamed stuffed bun: Ha

Old club: I'm a little hungry, too. Is there anything to eat in the house on the hour?

Che Baozi: There is nothing at home.

Old boss: Who are you going to fuck? You call the snack bar on the hour.

Car buns: take the money.

Old boss: Do you think playing mahjong at your house for a while is not enough?

Che Baozi: I have to take care of your meal.

Old boss: This man is terrible. This man

All over: Come on.

Che Baozi: Hello, Lao Biao (Tel: it's me). Is there anything to eat in the snack bar (telephone: do you want to eat the turtle that just entered)

Old boss: fight

Che Baozi: What did you do?

Uniforms: three pieces

Car steamed stuffed bun: I'll eat three. I want to eat three.

Old club: He ate three.

Che Baozi: Let me tell you something. Hey, hey, why did you drop three pieces? Isn't it haha? I ate three pieces. Ha ha.

Uniforms: Not you. What the hell is this?

Car steamed stuffed bun: burnt.

Old boss: What the hell are you?

Car buns: stick three strips on three sides.

Old club: I'll see how you hit me.

All over: mine.

Old boss: What kind of mahjong do you have?

Uniforms: I didn't.

Old club: What about one of the two or three?

Uniform: Then I don't have one more and three more.

Old boss: Did you fool you by calling?

Uniform: Who was cheated?

Che Baozi: Their cards are all right. They broke them and left 25 messages.

Uniform: You are so clean.

Old boss: I can't hit three on 19. Will you play without you?

Uniforms: Who can't play? Look at your old face like a whiteboard.

Old boss: Hello, your face looks like a big cake. You are still talking about me.

Almighty: whose face do you think looks like a big nine cake (hitting the old boss on the head)

Old boss: You still hit people.

Uniform: hit you?

Old boss: Who did you hit? (I hit a uniform head)

Uniform: Don't you dare hit me (take off your shoes and take a taxi from your old boss)

Che Baozi: What does it have to do with me?

Old boss: What are you doing?

Uniform: Don't you dare mess with me (the phone rings)

Old boss: What the hell is this? This prostitute threw it.

Uniforms: Who is a prostitute?

Old boss: it's not that you don't play, I don't play.

Uniform: I won't play with you in the future.

Old boss: I won't play this thing with you in the future. What the hell is this?

Che Baozi answers the phone: He's coming. Ok, I'll tell him.

Old boss: I won't play mahjong with you in my life.

Che Baozi: Your sister asked me to tell you.

All-in-one: What is it?

Che Baozi: You asked her to hire Dong Feng, and she paid 3,800 yuan.

Uniforms: When did I let her recruit the east wind?

Old boss: It's time to laugh.

The phone rang again.

Uniforms: I asked her to hire qq.

Old boss: I let you hire qq when playing mahjong. Finally, you hit a big east wind, and you said yes, she hired a big east wind for you, so she had to hire a big east wind to come back.

Che Baozi: If there is a train in this mahjong, your sister has to hire a train (answer the phone: Who is it? )

Old club: this

Che Baozi: OK, I'll tell him (to the old boss: Your wife asked me to tell you about corn, 85 1 kg.

The houses are all built)

Old club: Not much.

Car steamed stuffed bun: It's sold for 85 cents.

Old boss: I didn't sell a dollar. She sold it for 85 cents.

Che Baozi: She said you were right.

Old boss: When was I right?

All over: laughing.

Old boss: What are you laughing at?

All-in-one: I asked you what you played mahjong just now, and you were right.

Old boss: Why did you ask me so soon? I will tell you, and I will accompany you all my life.

Xiaowan: My brother-in-law drove back.

Che Baozi: What's back?

Xiao Wan: Four wheels.

Chebaozi: I bought it.

Xiao Wan: Yes.

Che Baozi: How much did you spend?

Xiao Wan: Thirty thousand.

Che Baozi: Who told you to buy teeth for 30 thousand? Those four wheels are worth 12 thousand

Xiao Wan: What did you say on the phone just now? I said that the four wheels of the two dogs were missing. How much do you want me to say?

Say 30 thousand, and you come back like this

Che Baozi: I told you.

Old club: I just called 30 thousand and you said you wanted it

Che Baozi: You have. Are you out of your mind?

Xiaowan: When I got into the water, you said 30,000.

Che Baozi: I can't hear 30,000 when playing mahjong.

Xiao Wan: What's it to me?

Che Baozi: Send it back to others quickly. What is it?

Chef Puzi: Stop playing.

Car steamed stuffed bun: It's scattered.

Tiger pot: I brought you three steamed turtles. I'd better do it myself. Try it quickly.

Car steamed stuffed bun: So-and-so asked you to send a turtle.

Cook's old shop: How did I forget it so quickly? You didn't call to ask me if I had anything to eat. I said you can eat a turtle that just went in.

If you don't eat, you say eat, I ask you how much, and you say three. I didn't make it for you quickly, so I sent it over. Try it quickly.

Car steamed stuffed bun: I said eat three.

Cook's old shop: You call.

All in one: you ate three of mine.

Che Baozi: How many Qian Qian?

Cook's old shop: Your cost price is 450.

Che Baozi: Come on, let's play mahjong. You said you were hungry, didn't you?

Uniform: Ah.

Che Baozi: This fish has reached 450. Let's withdraw money at 150.

Uniform: I have something at home. I have to go back and see. I'll go first.

Che Baozi: Don't go, old man. Let's get started. Let's go

Old boss: Oh, this thing is too expensive and has no nutrition. I can't afford it. Please eat. Hey, hey, bye.

Cook's shop: It's all gone. Then you can pay the money. The telephone charge you want is 450 pounds. (Che Baozi pays for the cook's shop. )

Car steamed stuffed bun: 400 is so much.

Cook: Of course, no one else.

Che Baozi: You go home.

Slot machine: Don't say anything, you bastard. Take it.

Che Baozi: This is me, you three bastards. Listen to me. Nobody will be interested in playing mahjong in the future.