Every day, 48 quotations from Wang Han are classic and must be read.

1 I hope all men will only be women's playboys: spend their time and thoughts on her.

Besides Hunan Taiwan, where else will you be famous and give you a program, which will not only give you such a high salary, but also make you earn extra money outside!

Whether you are heading for prosperity or death, this moment is your life.

Tian Yuan: These two children are probably your children. One has five pipes and the other has a lot of money.

H: OK, let me ask-how did you know that I hung up five tanks by myself?

The end of life is death. We move towards that goal at the same speed every day.

Only golden sunshine can crown the world.

Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends. So girls, if you want to be poets, break up with your boyfriends!

Nowadays, girls are very virtuous and can't do anything at home.

We paid 80% of our efforts on the stage, but we got 200% in return. It's really worth laughing at.

10 If you want every step of your life to turn into a poem when you look back one day, then you should take every step of your life in a down-to-earth manner.

1 1 Why has this program become vulgar?

The reason is that it has impacted the interests of many people, and our ratings are better than CCTV.

I think people in Hunan should be very proud. Why do you call us vulgar when we do such a program?

Why didn't anyone say that Lycra was vulgar?

Star TV's Star Dance Champion is also an audition. Why not say it's vulgar?

Just because they didn't shake your ratings at all!

Our ratings are better than yours every Friday, so you should be polite!

12 it is often said that talent is not satisfied, and talent is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for others to see it.

13 What brand of car can reflect this man's personality and taste? Men's pursuit of cars is just like women's love of jewelry, which is a natural instinct.

14 Wang Han: Foreigners speak bird language.

Kyle: All foreigners speak English!

Wang Han: The eagle is a bird, so it's a bird talk.

15 Tian Yuan: Qian Feng's son is a cashier, ktv.

Wang Han: Ou Di's son's name is God.

16 It was reported that I was going to CCTV, which is impossible. I often tell others that I have nothing to be dissatisfied with. Apart from Hunan Taiwan, where else will you be famous and make a program for you, which will not only give you such a high salary, but also make you earn extra money outside!

17 taste, two words have four mouths, so the taste is said by people. Just like Monet, he just paints, and he can really taste what his critics say all over the world.

18 I'm not afraid of death at all. Because when we actually have a little knowledge, you will know that we have to face it. People are not afraid of death because they are afraid of death. What they are most afraid of is that they will never see the colorful world they see now, never experience the warmth and coldness of the world they can experience now, and then never indulge in life, and so on.

19 It is my blessing to be able to stand on this stage and bring joy to everyone, so I stand on this stage with gratitude every day, hoping that every minute I am on the stage can bring you a little happiness.

Because I think the happiness of a person's life is the accumulation of happiness every day. If my daily program can bring you short-term happiness, I think I will participate in the happy life of every audience.

I am an honest man, but others want to be happy when they see my face. I went shopping and said thank you. People said it was funny. Why are you so interesting?

The quarrel of 2 1 is not terrible. The terrible thing is that each other has escalated this little quarrel. (two people in a marriage)

If someone must sacrifice their career for marriage, I hope it is me. I want to be a housewife.

The quality of life is related to your friends, as long as there are no shortage of people who tell the truth around you.

Sleep is one of the troubles of many people now. Counting sheep every night, one sheep and two sheep count hundreds, and they are still awake.

What the audience needs is relaxation. I don't think there is anything incidental in Hunan's entertainment programs. It is simple and pure entertainment, happiness, and laughter that makes everyone happy. That's all.

Time cannot be calculated or captured. Maybe it's because I have a relationship with this tree. I actually met the tree at a suitable time, and that time was also the time of the tree. It was an accident from God.

Do what you want and you won't lose anything.

I choose to stay away because I can't change, although staying away doesn't mean distance.

I think I am the representative of a good man.

For example, if your wife says you washed your pants, the new good man will say yes, I washed my pants.

Good men like us will chase and ask, do you want to wash socks?

Cooking with children at home.

3 1 Those who have seen this advertisement live, who are similar to my age, (please raise your hand) may not raise your hand when I say the last sentence.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is also a piece of meat.

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan, so I am from Jianghu.

There are two kinds of hosts that can succeed.

First of all, treat the audience as God. God will treat you well and bless you.

There is also a god who regards himself as an audience. If you believe me, you will be happy. I wish I could do the latter.

There is no pair of hands between heaven and earth to lift me up, and naturally there is no pair of hands to step on my feet, so I am between heaven and earth.

Experience is actually the process of life. It certainly increases our wisdom, but it will never reduce our ignorance.

Wang Han (interviewing the public judges): Some people say that our interview with the public judges is arranged. To prove this statement wrong, let me interview a judge with a microphone.

Each of us is a particularly healthy plant, but only plants are not self-aware. You've never seen such a self-abased grass next to a big tree, and its head doesn't dare to grow.

Wang Han: Beautiful boys will be chosen by teachers to practice dancing, just as I can only be chosen to play basketball.

Kyle said: No, I was good-looking when I was a child. How was I chosen to speak cross talk?

Wang Han: Maybe they want to revitalize the music industry!

The Seine is the coolest place in the world. Because the sun is shining there (in the river), it is the coolest here.

4 1 Whether you are thriving or dying, this moment is your life.

We are people who often kill people in Changsha, Hunan ~ ~ ~

I have always felt this way, as if I saw a tree on the side of the road, a big tree that touched you particularly. In fact, what you see is its lush branches and leaves, its fruit, and even its swaying in the wind, but you can't see its deep roots. Maybe what you see is me swaying and even posing in the wind of entertainment programs, but in fact, others can't see my life.

Pain is the person who is in the same room with you after you escape.

Marriage is not about two people, but about two families.

True happiness comes and goes quickly, so we should grasp it tightly, learn to lower the standard of happiness, and grasp the points of happiness at each stage. Only when you are happy, the people around you will not have too much burden, and everyone will be happy.

Arrows are shot with the heart, and arrows are also used to shoot at the heart. The grace of that arrow can be seen by others.

The truth of archery is best written in the Book of Rites: archers are benevolent.

Shoot it yourself and send it when it's right. If you miss it, you won't blame the winner.

Confucius said: A gentleman can defeat the enemy without fighting! If you put it down, it will rise, but it is also a gentleman to argue if you drink it.

Wang Han's Classic Quotations _ What Wang Han says every day

1 Many philosophers spend their whole lives, perhaps just to tell everyone how hard life is and how we should face it with a smile.

All girls should leave some spare money or a small vault for their other half. What can he do to create romance for you without a small vault?

Don't underestimate the power of action, and don't underestimate the power of individuals. Do everything you think should be done with your heart. The host should be like the spring breeze on the stage. He can make everything on the stage natural and decent, just like Gu Cheng's poems. The grass is bearing seeds and the wind is shaking its leaves. It's beautiful that we stand without talking.

If you want to make every step of life a poem, you must take every step of life in a down-to-earth way.

Between beauty and ugliness, there is an excessive praise for ugliness.

We pick up what God has given you with our hands and hold it in our hands. Of course, there is no need to hold it above your head, because everyone may receive such a gift. No matter what God throws at you, you should bear it on your shoulders, and no matter how much you throw, you should carry it first. The purpose of carrying is to make your body stronger and your arms stronger, so that you can carry it when he gives you a bigger gift one day.

If your own eyes focus on the whole, rather than the lives of individuals and dissidents, then your behavior will look more like a wise man than a victim.

When eight people are old, there should be four old people: wife, old friend, lair and old man. celebrity quote

I am where I am today because many people have helped me. I hope there will be many excellent hosts in the future, and I can help them grow up. Because it is happy to be helped by others, it is also happy to help others, so I hope that more people will appear in the camera when there is an opportunity, but success depends on myself.

10 Why do you cry for a part of your life? Can't you see that your whole life has made people cry?

1 1 Humor is not a skill, but an attitude towards life.

12 I especially cherish a title. I think it's hard to be the best program host without a behind-the-scenes pusher, but I can be the most loyal employee in Shi Jing, Hunan. I am willing to stay here for ten or twenty years and win this title.

13 Marriage and love are not mysterious at all. All the miracles of the mysterious river come from our ignorance. When you enter the marriage hall, you will naturally know. After knowing everything, mystery and mystery become common. Only when it becomes ordinary will you accept it well, protect it, use it and enjoy it.

14 Humor and sincerity are enough in life. Any demanding humor, or deliberately funny, is particularly uncomfortable.

15 We are still so healthy anyway; Anyway, we can still breathe freely, clap freely, and do whatever we want, and you won't lose anything, that is, one day you will feel that life is too bitter after everything. Congratulations, you know life is bitter.

16 Schopenhauer also said the same thing, that is, if you focus on the whole instead of your own life, then your behavior will look more like a wise man than a victim. We are still so healthy anyway. Anyway, we can breathe freely and do whatever we want, and you won't lose anything.

17 China scholars will make three wishes,

First, make a heart for heaven and earth,

Second, make a living for the people,

Third, for the sake of past success and learning from others,

Fourth, open peace from generation to generation.

Tv man is the heart between heaven and earth. What kind of heart should he make? He should be compassionate, kind, right and wrong, and have likes and dislikes.

18 I think each of us is a particularly healthy food, because only plants will not feel inferior. You have never seen a grass next to a big tree feel inferior.

19, facing difficulties is nothing more than three points.

First, you have the wisdom to overcome this difficulty.

You have the courage to face difficulties.

Bypass the difficulty, and you bypass the cunning of the difficulty.

What God gave you, we use our hands to receive it, and we use our shoulders to bear it. No matter how much you throw, you have to carry it first. The purpose of carrying it is to make your body stronger and your arms stronger. One day, when he gives you the greatest gift, you can take it.

2 1 The grass is bearing seeds and the wind is shaking the leaves. If we stand still, it will be very beautiful.

22 Li Yichang: On the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, (peach slices picked on the third day of the third lunar month) mixed with black-bone chicken blood, painted with (beauty).

Wang Han: On July 7th, Wuji fled. . .

Wang Han: A girl like you should be chased by many people.

Zhang Shuhan: That's all right. I'm young these years.

Wang Han: The financial crisis in recent years. . . .

Wang Han: Marshmallows are sweet and sweet. You can eat them at will.

Tian Yuan: These two children are probably your children. One has five pipes and the other has a lot of money.

Wang Han: OK, let me ask-how did you know I hung five barrels? . .

Kyle: Brother, I dreamed yesterday that you would give me a thousand dollars!

Wang Han:? . . .

Kyle: Brother, you will definitely make my dream come true!

Wang Han: Yes, but I also had a dream yesterday. I dreamed that I gave you the thousand dollars.

Guest 27: We carried the body from the basement to the autopsy room on the second floor (by elevator). . . . The elevator is so small that only one body and one person can get in. . The elevator is very old. It takes ten seconds to get to the second floor.

Wang Han: When we get to the second floor, will he (the corpse) ask you something-why is it so slow?

Wang Han: Needle fainting means that (a person) will faint at the sight of a needle-it will be easier for the doctor to fight with him. .

29 Japanese devils: You drop, No.8 Road? !

Wang Han: We ... We take the No.6 bus.

Japanese devils: .....

What advertising award was awarded at the Golden Eagle Festival 30 years ago?

The hostess said that she used to watch advertisements for too long and then changed the channel.

As a result, Han Han went on to say that advertisements are different now. The hostess said; Why is it different?

Han said; If you want to watch the advertisement without changing the channel, just unplug it.

As a result, the woman smiled (this is the award ceremony, the woman is still the center! )

It's still charming, and then go on; No, I'm just kidding!

(The audience laughs, only Han Han is as cool as a cucumber! ! Believe it! ! )

3 1 rose date, the male guest said that he asked the female guest to see his true side in a short time.

Wang Han: You mean to let the female guests see you take out your clothes in a short time?

Kyle asked Wang Han, Do you still smoke? Wang Han said, I haven't smoked for a long time, and even the rice has been covered (quit)! ! !

33 new horse anchor (seems to be a horse pig girl)

Go on the show without taking a shower (as if it were a lice girl)

Covered with oil mites (there seems to be two words behind)

A lump on the face (this sentence is the most classic and vivid)

Who composes the music?

A little girl in her thirties, her heart is made of glass, you can see inside, inside and outside, it is transparent;

A girl in her twenties, whose heart is made of wooden doors, can't see the outside inside, and the outside can't see the inside, but passionate love can ignite and destroy this door, so you can go in directly;

People in their thirties, her heart door is made of iron fence, so it can't burn. However, if you have the key, you can open it. But there are only one or two keys;

In her forties, her heart is a pure iron gate, with no lock or key, but she has a password that only one person can understand;

People in their fifties, her heart is made of cement doors, which can't burn, and there is no password, no key, nothing, only tenderness and trickle can slowly soak in;

What about people in their sixties? No way!

Ou Di: Brother Han, what you said is really thorough. You must be a thief of love.

Han: No, no, I'm almost at the end of the road.

35 OD: Brother Han, Qian Feng had a question when he just watched it under the stage.

Qian Feng: Yes, I think the legendary Yang Guifei is all fat. Why is this Yang Guifei so thin?

Wang Han: Yang Guifei has just been released.

World: Where will it be released?

Wang Han: Don't you know that there is a play called "The Imperial Lady is Out of Prison"?

I have always felt this way, just like seeing a tree, a big tree on the side of the road. You see its lush branches and leaves, even its swaying figure in the wind, but you can't see its deep roots. Maybe what you see is me swaying and even posing in the wind of entertainment programs, but in fact, others can't see my life.

Wang Han's Classic Quotations in Everyday Up.

1. My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say I'm a Jianghu person.

2. The night gave me black eyes, but I want to use them to wear Bosch & Lomb. 3. God is responsible. They go to their boss, Jade Emperor, to punch in every day.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, isn't love a good end?

I have made up my mind to be a robber when I have a son and a princess when I have a daughter. According to my observation, handsome guys all say that they are not handsome, so I also feel that I am not handsome. I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

8. Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry, be good to women and be casual to men.

9.Playboy: put your mind and time into it. 10. What people fear most is not death, but regret. 1 1. When you are old, you should have four elders: wife, old friend, old nest and old base.

12. Love is not like drinking beer. There is a big table. Love should be like drinking coffee, sipping it quietly in the corner.

13. Whether you are rich or dead, this moment is your life. 14. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

15. There are many things in the world that make me feel bored, so I don't care about their occurrence and development. I know people have to do something.

16. The weather is given to you by God and is a manifestation of God. Living in the arms of God, you must learn to appreciate God's expression.

Variety shows are hilarious every day, and Wang Han is a classic quotation.

1. Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women and be casual to men. !

2. In He Jiong's karaoke room, Wang told He that you have a lot of barbed wire today. Why, barbed wire? Wang was patient, just a die-hard fan. He was called crossing the line and walked off the stage with a smile.

Every day, Ou Di bullies Qian Feng. Wang Hangang said that Qian Feng ~ ~ ~ immediately, stop it, or the audience will send a message saying that we bullied Qian Feng!

4. Wang Han: "Handsome guys will be chosen by teachers to practice dancing, just as I can only be chosen to play basketball." Kyle said, "No, I was good-looking when I was a child. How was I chosen to speak crosstalk? " Wang Han: "Maybe they want to revitalize the music industry!"

Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends. So girls, if you want to be poets, break up with your boyfriends!

6. A teenage girl, her heart is made of glass, you can see inside and outside, it is transparent;

Girls in their twenties, their hearts are made of wooden doors, and they can't see the outside inside, and they can't see the inside outside, but passionate love can ignite and burn the door, so you can go in directly;

People in their thirties, her heart door is made of iron fence, which can't be burned, but you can open it with a key. But there are only one or two keys;

In her forties, her heart is a pure iron gate, with no lock or key, but she has a password, which only one person knows;

People in their fifties, her heart is made of cement doors, which can't be burned. There is no password, no key, and nothing. Only tenderness and trickle can slowly penetrate into it.

What about people in their sixties? No way!

Ou Di: Brother Han, you have learned so thoroughly. You must have been stolen by love …

Han: No, no, I'm dying. ...