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The subtitles are as follows: this is the most corrupt, intense and fierce debate that wolves have ever seen! !

The host is calm emperor! ! ! !

Introductory songs (Tanci (Tanci) and some local operas)

Chairman: The exhibition game has officially started. Please let the defense friend make a statement first. Please welcome!

Masaichi: Thank you, Chairman! Good evening, judges, rotten women, gentlemen, straight men, curved opponents. My brother Leslie Cheung once said, "I just fell in love with someone who happened to be of the same sex. I love him (her), whether he (she) is a man or a woman! " Today, we stand here to discuss such a problem. Please take a tolerant attitude, take off your colored glasses, put down the shackles of traditional ideas, break through the shackles of the secular, and look at such a love that has nothing to do with gender. Next, I will lead you into the inner world of Han Han and Jing M. Guo and uncover a secret that has to be said!

Students, do you still remember the new concept composition contest on the Huangpu River? It has not only created literary wizards, but also achieved many beautiful loves, among which Han Han and Jing M.Guo have to mention. Han Han, also known as Han Shao, is a young writer who loves the internet, freedom, getting up late, night market stalls and racing cars. Jing M.Guo, called, is a pure child like us! His sorrow is as much as his talent, and his purity is much more than that of Cai Hua. He and I are still in pity, Chu holding his waist; He ate bread, drank bile and endured humiliation. His hair is beautiful yellow, and his eyes are the sky full of cherry blossoms. (At this time, he explained that his left hand was tilted and lyrical) His petite figure was just right for being hugged; Most importantly, he likes Han Han.

As a group of young people looking forward to harmony, Han Han and Jing M.Guo should come together on the basis of objectivity, subjectivity and reality.

The reasons are as follows: First, Han Shao and Xiao Si are objectively matched and should be together. Many things are predestined. Xiao Si was born in June, Han Han was born in September, and 6 and 9 are the intersection of the times and the sea. (implicit? Slutty? Xiao Si is a pig and Han Shao is a dog. In order not to let your next generation of pigs and dogs be inferior, we must be decisive together! There is wood! Han Shao is type B, and Xiao Si is type AB, which is the legendary love type B. Even the blood type is so naked, why not be together! Let's look at the constellations. Han Shao is Libra, the fourth is Gemini, and the Libra Gemini speed matching index is as high as 99! There is wood! That's not all. The perfect height is Han Shao's 173, his 155, and his 18 cm height difference just allows him to look up at Wei's face at a 45-degree angle! According to our two arguments and the uncertainty principle of Ding Xue's jaw, 1.73 divided by 1.55 minus 0.5 equals 0.6 18. 0.6 18! Golden section! There is wood!

Second, Han Shao and Xiao Si yearn for each other subjectively and should be together. I still remember that night, at the 10th anniversary celebration of the New Concept Composition Competition, Han Shao and Xiao Si met! After a brief handshake, the two men sat down. Han Shao leaned over and glanced at Xiao Si, while Xiao Si straightened his back and faced forward, because he knew that there were many cameras facing him, including Han Shao's eyes. Ten years ago, Xiao Si came to Shanghai alone. No one ever asked him why he gave up his beautiful hometown and came to Shanghai, and he never gave an answer. But we know that Han Han is in Shanghai! Xiao Si once said, how can tattered jeans stand with evening dresses and how can my guitar play with the piano? In order to stand in front of the evening dress and play the piano, Xiao Si has been trying to catch up carefully. Han Shao won the first place in the first new concept composition, and concentrated on training in the fourth grade, winning the third and fourth new concept competitions. Not only that, Xiao Si talked about his yearning for Han Shao countless times in his book. He said, I don't expect anything, I just hope you are happy and not sad. It's good to have you alone in my world. It's busy enough. When Han Shao was interviewed by a reporter and said that he had a good life, Xiao Si wrote sadly at a 45-degree angle: "I am very sad if you don't speak well, and I will be even more sad if you speak well." Sorry, speaking of which, I feel a little sad. . .

Third, it is realistic for Han Shao and Xiao Si to be together. If there is anything that can prevent two lovers from being together, it is a secular vision! What they want is not much, not much at all, just a double bed and a bottle of lubricant. As long as we give them a free sky, they will be satisfied and sublimated in this land of love, and they will harvest chrysanthemums everywhere at this time next year. Such a pair of objectively matched, subjectively yearning, and actually feasible God-given marriage, why bother to fight Yuanyang and not let them be together! Han Han once said, ten years of boat crossing, a hundred years of pillow sleep, and a thousand years of love! Let's break through the shackles of the secular together and hold up a gay tomorrow for them! thank you

PRESIDENT: Thank you for your wonderful speech. She proved that the foundation should be carried out to the end from three aspects: subjective, objective and feasible! Now, please welcome friends from the opposing defense to speak, please!

Counterparty 1: First of all, thank the opposing debater for his wonderful statement. I found that the other debater has a characteristic, that is, he especially likes to use the sentence "remember BALABALA". Then I use one, too. Do you remember me? (remember! In last year's exhibition competition "Who is more suitable to be a wife, Xifeng or Furong", an opposing debate was very popular. Please check Baidu if you haven't seen it. Editor's note) Do you remember my opening? (remember! ) I used a similar beginning today. Now let's get down to business. This is a small era, but also a big era. It is said that this era is small and it is a person's book. There is a strange man in Shu. His name is Xiao Si. Waist is like a weak willow, hands are as tender as soft feet. 0 1 new concept, sorry. Collection of works, the edge of love and pain. The fallen flowers in the dream are all white, selling girls' small matches. The summer solstice hasn't arrived yet, and listen to grandpa four drying famous brands. Gucci Mourinho Givenchy, Louis Vuitton Armani. Seeing the wailing, I can't afford to be hurt if I don't understand bird language. Tears ask the earth, what is the angel with broken wings today? In fact, this passage is translated into modern Chinese: Ah, the thin boy who saved money to eat a bowl of watermelon ice, are you still looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, bright and sad, and passing through the looming sadness in a Cadillac? He is Jing Xingguo.

And when I say this era is big, it comes from another person. This person's profile seems to be a well-written first chapter, which makes people want to read it. He is like Lin Yuxiang in the work "Triple Door", seemingly living in a daze, but when he gains the right to speak, you find him sober. As a pure science student, I don't know if he can afford to wear the hat of a cutting-edge intellectual, but we all admit that he is at least the one who hit the floor most among the post-80 s, and he doesn't represent anyone except his own Han Han.

In this contradictory era, the two of them met. It also coincides with such a traditional society. Why is it called traditional society? Because there are busy days and nights, complicated things and entanglements, upset feelings and desires in this society, love is no longer just a warm bottle, nor is it just a hello kitty bag for you at this time. In an era when eyeliner is also eyes, height-enhancing shoes are also heights, and silicone pads are also cups, the girl with long hair fluttering and the tall and refreshing boy should have appeared long ago. What kind of men are rotten women keen on now? Wen can control Lori with a pen, put his wife on the bed, bully others and suppress righteousness when he advances, and greet the masses when he retreats.

Just because BL has become the main theme of the times and stirring the base has become a favorite scene, does the other debater think that the two of them should be together? Just because both of them are famous for the new concept contest, one is rich and the other is wild and uninhibited, and the other debater thinks that they will win over countless people as soon as they meet? Just because they are all post-80s topic figures, everyone is at the forefront of public opinion, and they all have a high popularity and a strong fan support group, and the other debater feels excited and treacherous. I think it's okay?

I'm crying to tell you that BL novels are all lies. I'm crying to tell you that love can't be bought if you want. You can buy if you want. I tell you righteously, who should be with whom, not because it only meets the expectations of the public, but also have the right to choose who will accompany him to those luxurious and beautiful youth. And who is Han Han's Sri Lankan is Rainbow, we won't know until we meet him, and it's not up to us to decide. Another debater turned to astrology. Gemini and Libra are a perfect match, which I don't think is very reliable.

Our debater passed the guidance of a senior fortune teller on the overpass. They are two people, with different constellations, holding hands, not much like husband and wife in appearance, and a little different in personality. Although outsiders can't compete in the spiritual field, at least I have seen their works. With my weak taste, I think they are still a little different. Han Shao is a growth type, growing with his readers, and Grandpa Four is a stagnation type. He's already born after 80, and now he's born after 90, and he's bound to be born after 00 in the foreseeable future. It's hard to imagine that when Han Shao became Han Lao, Grandpa Four stroked his gray beard and was sad after 20. Such a 18-year-old heart dared to ask Han Shao how to be harmonious with other mountains and mountains before he dared to die with you.

Audience present, do you know what is the furthest distance in the world? It's not that I stand in front of you, but I don't know that I love you, nor that I can't be together when I clearly love you, but that I have coveted my youth, and you are still before that summer solstice! On the question of whether or not, even if the status quo is already like this, we admit that if there is still true love between two people, then height is not a distance, and gender is not a problem. Note that what I am talking about here is true love, not a few pictures of post-ps writers, nor a polite response or accusation when facing reporters. If the other debater can prove that there is true love between two people, then I will abandon the team and join your camp now.

Furthermore, we want to talk about the spiritual level. It is said that the reporter once asked them what would happen to you two if you lost your aura? At that time, Jing M. Guo's answer was that if I am not famous, I will be lost for a while, so I can hope to be redder and redder. And Han Shaoshao, 364 days and 20 hours a year, I am doing my own thing. Students, what a gap this is! Han Shao's reality is a kind of sadomasochism, a 200-episode Korean drama, while Xiao Si's reality is a kind of passionate love, a three-episode kissing drama deleted from 200 episodes. Not only that, but even in the face of an eternal topic-youth, their attitudes are quite different. Xiao Si said, I stood on the mountain, looking at myself, one by one, luxurious and brilliant youth, tears streaming down my face. Han Shaoshao, I miss a certain year most, when the air was free and fresh, the distant mountains were full of smoke, dogs and fields, and I slept for a summer. Finally, I end my speech today with a paragraph: one is a five-foot man and the other is a handsome boy. If there is no strange fate, I will meet him again in my life. If there is a strange fate, why did Han Shao get married? One is speed control, the other is a selfie freak, the other is a moon in the water, and the other is a flower in the mirror. Dare to ask the audience how much affection they can have and how they can stand you from YY in autumn to winter and YY in spring to summer! Thank you!

Offensive and defensive links

PRESIDENT: Thank you for your arguments. Her plain hands deprived us of our basic feelings ... Now we will enter the offensive and defensive stage. Please ask the other side to argue twice first, and choose the other side to argue twice or three times to attack and defend. Please welcome!

Masaji: Hello everyone! I apply for the defense of "attacking" the other side.

Counter 2: Ah ... I can't "stand" the friendly argument of the other side.

Zhenger: Don't judge whether the other party can stand it. Let's talk after mediation. Ask the other debater, let's put aside this topic today and ask the other party if they think we should be together.

Counter 2: Oh, my friend, you really scared me. We can't be together!

Zhenger: Then why should the other party judge that we shouldn't be together at the moment?

Anti-two: the other debater, there is no love between us! I touch my heart and tell you that there is no love between us!

Zhengge: Hey, another debater, you misled the children, shota. Shouldn't we be together without love? Even if there is love, he should not be together! If there is love, why is there such a thing as poaching? If there is love, why is there such a strange strange bedfellows? Why is there an affair? Why is there a so-called heart with Cao Cao and a heart with Han?

Anti-two: the other debater, I don't deny that some people really don't have love together, he only has love. But some people without love really shouldn't be together!

Zhengge: The other debater, you are wrong again. Here, please allow me to quote an advertisement from Shangri-La. You don't have to know each other to hold people in your arms. As long as you are sincere, a godsend marriage is the most elegant. Another debater, here I want to ask you what is the so-called godsend? I wonder if the other debater understands the meaning of the names Jing M. Guo and Han Han?

Counterparty 2: Please make it clear.

Zhenger: Ah, the opposing debaters, really, they are not hidden deep. Jing M.Guo's initials are GJM, and Han Han is HH, the opponent's debater. Simple translation, that is, gay? All right! All right!

Counterparty 2: I'm surprised at the other side's argument. I am inputting input method on the computer. If I type GJM, it may appear gay, but if I type HH in my input method, it should not appear "good" but "hehe"! I'm sure you understand another meaning of "hehe", opponent?

Zhengge: Will you stop flirting with me, another debater? You don't believe in the so-called indestructible marriage between them, then I'll prove their so-called gay feelings to you. Because as we all know, Han Han won the first place in the first new concept composition, but Jing M. Guo is very strange. He won the third game and will win the fourth. Why? Based on our research, Jing M. Guo participated in two competitions because he sat in the same seat, that is, the seat where Han Han sat for the first time, and they were already connected! If Jing M. Guo is so active, are you still worried about true love between them?

Counterparty 2: Debate friend, if what you said is called chrysanthemum connection, then I don't understand. I think these dormitories in Fengxian are connected with sewers. Does that mean I'm in contact with all the chrysanthemums here? !

Zhengge: Another debater, the analogy between these two is totally inappropriate. People are connected with each other in the same chrysanthemum, and their thoughts are stirring. You are sitting on the same toilet, and your chrysanthemums are connected. I don't know what that is! Let me ask you something. We said that Han Han's family kept a dog named Jin Mao, and Xiao Si's family also kept a dog named Jin Mao. Why do they keep the same golden retriever? Is this a matchmaker dog? Would you please explain?

Counterparty 2: Well, before I answer this question, can I ask the audience how many people use Nokia's mobile phones? Wow, so many people use Nokia's. Well, if you want to have a golden retriever, call it a matchmaker. Now everyone uses Nokia's mobile phone. Isn't that called a matchmaker?

PRESIDENT: It's time for debate. Please be seated.

Zheng Er: OK, thank you!

Counter 2: Hehe!

President: Now, please choose two arguments against or three arguments in favor to continue the attack. Thank you!

Anti-two: the other side argues!

Zhenger: You know the opposing argument!

Anti-two: two debates, hehe! Yes, Han Han said something when he talked about his views on homosexuality. He said, God, when he first created man, he had two heads, four hands and four feet. Finally, he cut him in half, half became a man and half became a woman. So the goal of a man's life is to find his other half's woman. If he is wrong, he will become gay! It seems that Han Han's sexual orientation is quite normal. How can you make him love Jing M.Guo?

Zhenger: Another debater, you misunderstood the essence of our Han Han again. Han Han once said another sentence, that is, we once mentioned in a debate that it takes ten years to get together, a hundred years to get laid, and a thousand years to be gay. The other party argued with a thousand-year-old friend. Compared with the two, who has higher attainments?

Counterparty 2: Hey, the debater of the other side is obviously saying that Han Shao is a thousand-year-old bastard. Let me ask you the second question, Han Han. In a debate, the other party mentioned his meeting with Jing M.Guo on the 10th anniversary of the new concept composition. In fact, Han Han also said a word at that meeting. He said that a man, to be a great writer, must go through countless experiences and countless women, so how can you guarantee that Jing Ke is the one who wants to be with him after Han Han has experienced countless women?

Zhenger: Another debater, you once again ignored another sentence made up by Han Han, who said that I never follow the crowd. Another debater, men and women together, has been flowing for too long. The man around Han Han should be suitable for a new taste.

Anti-2: The other debater, although this BL is popular now according to what you said, the times still need normal love. The advertisement also said, good friends, good friends, they said, good friends, good gay friends!

Zhenger: Another debater still doesn't believe that there is true love between Han Han and Jing M. Guo, so I will restore the scene of their tenth anniversary night. Please see our three debates and four debates. You see, both of them tentatively decided to shake hands and sit down, while our third debate leaned over and asked you to reveal the secret to our fourth debate. And our four sides took an evil look, and he sat upright, because he knew that there were countless mobile phones taking pictures of him outside the stadium, and there were also our three-sided staring eyes. I would like to ask the audience whether these two people are gay or not! No true love!

(yes! )

Anti-two: the other debater always tells us that in this way, what you YY come out of is true love, which is true love. Then I'm here. I need to tell you honestly. Don't let your admiration for me rape my understanding of love!

Zhenger: The opponent's debater, although there is a saying that the strong twist of the melon is not sweet, seems to have forgotten that there is a new power called training. Do you understand the true meaning of training? Set up!

Anti-2: The opposing debater, training is not what you want, you can adjust it if you want. If you are not born with the potential to be cultivated, I don't think you can adjust him!

Zhenger: Speaking of being trained, I don't know if you have paid attention. Jing M. Guo, I believe his appearance is slightly better than all the beautiful women present. As far as height is concerned, that is just calculated, which happens to be the golden section. Such a well-matched couple, such a suitable pair of Yuanyang, why do you want to beat Yuanyang to break them up?

Counter 2: Hey, my opponent, am I hitting a mandarin duck? I remember that we have clearly told you that Han Han is married, as if it were a woman named, not a man named Wang Guodong.

Zhenger: As long as Han Han and Jing M.Guo are together, Jin Lihua is mine! If I don't go to hell, who will?

PRESIDENT: Please sit down. Time is up. Thank you! Now, please ask the pros and cons. Thank you!

Zhengsan: Let's have the opposite argument.

Anti-three: well, the other side defended hello, I said it was a lot of pressure.

Zhengsan: Relax, relax. We said it depends on whether two people are suitable for each other. There are still many conditions. As we argued, objectively speaking, Jing Ke Guo 1.55 meters tall can just look up at a side face of Han Han 1.73 meters at a 45-degree angle. Excuse me, why don't two objectively suitable people let them be together?

Counter 3: Oh, I'm surprised. You and I can also have an angle of looking up at the 45-degree side face. Why are we together? I mean, should I be together when I argue with the other party? No, I don't think so.

Zhengsan: Don't hurt our debate in such a hurry. Maybe he wants to be with you! The other debater told us that they didn't love each other, but the other debater, you are not Jing M Guo and you are not Han Han. How do you know they don't love each other?

Counterparty 3: But the debater is neither Jing M Guo nor Han Han. How can you be sure that they are in love?

Zhengsan: Let's look at such a thing. Han Han was once asked such a question when he was interviewed. Jing M. Guo once said that I was used to being scolded by Han Han, and then Han Han said, Hey, we are a family, fighting at the end of the bed. Isn't this telling him that I am a husband and he is a wife?

Counter 3: But I already played this joke with the other side in the second debate. I don't think there is any problem!

Zhengsan: Maybe you don't realize it yourself, but you really want to argue with us. Maybe you woke up at the moment when Jing M. Guo and Han Han were together and would argue with us.

Counterparty 3: The other debater, this is different. At least my opponent's debater is a man and a woman I think I am a very straight person, and my opponent's debater is also a very straight person. How can two straight people be like curved people?

Zhengsan: Hey, the other debater still doesn't understand our argument. Our argument is actually crooked. Then let's take a look again. When we say that two people are together, there is still one condition. We say that two people have the same language, the same preferences and better conditions. Then let's say that Jing M.Guo and Han Han, who like literature and are writers at the same time, have been selected into the celebrity list. At the same time, they even have the same dog, so many * * *.

Counter 3: You are right. They all like literature at the same time, but the other debater doesn't know that there are many kinds of people who like literature. We all know that Han Han likes racing very much. If one day Han Han goes out to race at night, he says to Jing Guoming, "Honey, I'm going to race tonight." However, Jing M. Guo told him with his unique and melancholy eyes, "I'm used to being uncomfortable, thinking about you, waiting for you, but I'm not used to not seeing you …" In this case, imagine that you are Han Han now. Would you like to stay at home with him, or would you like to stick to your own preferences and go racing?

Zhengsan: I can take him to the game. Such a simple question has never occurred to the other party. Since I want to be with him, of course I want to be with him all the time, even if I run, even if I write, even if I am at any time!

PRESIDENT: It's time for debate. Please be seated.

Counter 3: Thank you.

PRESIDENT: All right, please stand up, two debaters, and continue to ask for three arguments against and three arguments for. Thank you.

Counter 3: Hello.

Well, hello.

Counterparty 3: Now I want to ask you a question. If it is the same era, should Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu be together?

Zhengsan: Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu ... just do it if you want!

Counterparty 3: Well, the other debater, you said they can do it if they want, right? But I see from your argument that I only found a faint clue that Han Han and Jing M. Guo should be together. But I think this is a very polite response as a scholar, and they did not give a very positive answer. So I don't think this can reflect the love between them!

Zhengsan: The reason why the two of them didn't answer directly was because of secular pressure! We said that if two people with such a burden stand up and say that we want to be together, how much social repercussions will it cause. But the reason why this condition is different from before is because the mainstream of our society now is BL! therefore ...

Counterparty 3: Well, the other debater told me that the main trend now is BL, but I doubt it now. How many of you are lesbians and how many are BL? One more question, let's go back to Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu. I know this question is a bit heavy. Compared with our previous argument, it is time to calm down and think about it. We can compare Han Han to Lu Xun, and I think it can also be compared to Jia Baoyu to some extent. All these are the empty nostalgia of the affectionate son. Then I want to know, these two people, do you think they should be together If Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu should be together, then I will admit that Han Han and Jing M.Guo should be together.

Zhengsan: As we just said, two people can have sex if they want. Since love is unreliable, homosexuality is king!

Counter 3: You said you can do it if you want, so I want to know, if I want to fall in love with you now, I want to woo you now, but you don't like me, so I have to tell you that we are together, so let's be together, let's be together. Then do you think this kind of love is reliable? Can this feeling be treasured?

Zhengsan: The other side argues that love is cultivated slowly. If you want to be with me, then I will accept you slowly.

Counterparty 3: What you are telling me now is that love can be cultivated, but there is another view that love is a temporary passion. So what do you think of such a problem?

Zhengsan: It's just training, training, training, and the moment of passion is coming!

Counter 3: How long does it take to train? But I tell you, maybe you and I will never have passion. Now let's look at the next question. I know Jing M. Guo likes luxury goods very much, so Han Han once said that when people who are obviously dirty get together, it is called upper class. So what I want to know is, these two people have such different views on money and material things, why are they still together?

Zhengsan: We say that two people are together for another reason, that is, their personalities are complementary. We say that two people don't treat this problem well, but we can cure this housework from two aspects. If two people think alike, it is inevitable that two people will make mistakes at the same time.

Counterparty 3: You said that other debaters have complementary personalities, but can I understand that they are incompatible? We know that the furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, and you don't know that I love you. Of course, this is a fact. The farthest distance is the distance between a bird and a fish, one in the sky and the other at the bottom of the sea. I think Han Han and Jing M. Guo are so far away. They are as cold as ice and as passionate as fire. How did they get together?

PRESIDENT: OK, that's the end of the debate. Thank you two debaters.

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