Excerpts from Fan Wei's funny classic quotations.

2, big brother, you have to hit me!

This is a discussion about diseases among patients. What are you meddling in?

4, big brother, I really smoked!

5, turn one year to sell one year, fate! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

6. Why not play cards according to the routine?

7. Suddenly, the sea is vast, turning back to the shore.

I can't kill you!

9. I don't tell ordinary people.

10, fool, then fool!

1 1, my god! Earth! Which angel sister gave me this tone!

12, IC, IP, IQ card, tell me all the passwords!

13, wait a minute, I I want to grab a color.

14, you ignored me, and I became a dog.

15, stop saying anything, it's all in the wine.

16, alas, only you find this interesting?

17, abandon spoon teaching.

18, Dai pleaded guilty.

19, the height of this person is different, but the angle of view is different!

20. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant! Guess what?

2 1, what is the IQ? Bring it to me!

22. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for you, uncle!

23. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.

24, rich people, people without money are difficult!

25, this child is too considerate, get a donkey quickly. How can this child do such a small business? I want to do great things!

26. At least I wear glasses. What should I do?

27. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will be hurt.

28. I eat carotene and have always been nutritious! Didn't I just see an apple?

29. This job is quite overbearing?

30. It's a matter of success or failure. Life is heroic, and it's a big deal to start over.

3 1, if you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to wear some green on your back. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles!

32. Is your father big or the city big?

33. Money is a bastard. If not, do it again!

34, you respect me, I respect you, respect the personality of others, and set an example!

35. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

36, with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis.

37. Go your own way and make your ex-wife regret it!

38. what I am the bodyguard of the general manager of kaiyuan city Victoria Entertainment Plaza!

39. The thread at the foot of my bed is so bright that every grain is hard; Climbing up a flight of stairs, I looked up and found it was moonlight.

40. Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.