Eat eight bowls

Seeing the title and requirements of the composition naturally reminds me of eight bowls that we believe in. In Zhong Wu's land, whether it's weddings, funerals, children moving, or even going to college as a soldier, we have to get a dozen or dozens of tables for weddings, and invite friends and relatives to eat eight bowls. Therefore, in the land of Zhongwu with a long history and splendid flower hall culture, eating eight bowls has become a common practice. Besides, as a student of Xinyi, if I don't write about the eight bowls of Xinyi and the long-standing Xinyi food culture related to it, I'm sorry that I will eat those eight bowls with my adults.

This is a society with fierce competition and rapid development of information. Everything should be based on efficiency and effectiveness, and of course wisdom should also be emphasized. So eating eight bowls in Xinyi is no exception. Let me share with you the wisdom of eating eight bowls in Xinyi.

First of all, the wisdom of eating eight bowls should be reflected in experience. However, any loyal diners like me know that the most important thing to eat eight bowls is the word "morning". Why do you say that? Because only if you go early can you have a choice of tables and seats. I might as well tell you here that the biggest taboo of eating eight bowls is that you choose to sit at a table with women and old ladies with children. In that case, I can tell you responsibly that not only can't you get any food on the table, but you can't get any food after the party. Don't you believe it? Then you can try. You see, this old woman is holding a child in front of her face, and there is a child standing behind her. The food is served. You haven't seen what it is. Their chopsticks shuttled back and forth like swallows three or four times. Blink of an eye, only the juice of a dish is left. You didn't eat, did you You're not full, are you What did I tell you? It's called "Xian Yi, young and old, is hungry for food." Chicken, fish, meat, eggs, elbow, mutton and tortoise soup are hard to get. Their food bags were taken out before you moved chopsticks. It says, "My grandson hasn't finished school yet, so take some home for him to eat. How can children go to school without nutrition? " Later, he started to be late. While pouring vegetables into the bag, he said, "My dog hasn't eaten for several days. I have to take some home to make pancakes and save his life. " What are you doing sitting there with chopsticks and a bowl and your mouth open like a bear crab hole? Are you dumbfounded? Cann't and embarrassed to compete with children and dogs for food? This is called "if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer." Eating eight bowls without experience is without wisdom!

If we say that we can eat eight bowls, we must first have the ability to have a thick face. The food is served, shut up and don't talk nonsense with the people on the table. Bragging can only ruin yourself, and you can never eat it. Keep your eyes on the dishes, pick up chopsticks and choose the target as soon as possible, and pick up the dishes one by one. It doesn't matter if you can't hold them in your mouth. Where are the dishes and bowls in front of you? Can't disposable cups find more in front of you in advance? Well, I have to tell you all this. I can't communicate with you at all. I'm simply not in the same class. There are two packs of cigarettes on each table. Don't hesitate to put them in front of you. It doesn't matter if you can't smoke, don't you think The woman said to take it home for your partner, and the man said to take it home for your father. Anyway, find an excuse to make up a lie. I believe you still have these abilities, right? There is nothing you can do about it, so I have no choice. I can only tell you with regret: "the face is not thick enough and dark enough, so I can only suffer with my eyes open."

Besides being shameless, you should also enhance your ability. The food is far away, so it doesn't matter if you can't reach it. You stand up, but if you can't, you can grab a turntable and turn it hard. When the food comes to you, you can press the turntable with your hand, and others will not be able to turn it around. You can't be idle while eating vegetables. To tell the truth, all eight bowls were bought by chipping in. If you eat less, others will eat more than you. In that case, you will suffer invisibly, you know? In such an age of wisdom, aren't you afraid of being scolded by others if you suffer? (Pu Zhong-Xinyi dialect, meaning idiot)

As for eating eight bowls? I think there should be two realms: one is full, take enough food when you leave, and get fat if you like alcohol and tobacco; The other one has a flat stomach and empty hands, and he has to make some pancakes when he gets home.

Eating eight bowls has little to do with nature. As long as the sky doesn't fall, the earth doesn't sink, and there are no small knives in the sky, the eight bowls of Xinyi people will be passed down from generation to generation as always. Dear marking teacher, you are welcome to come to Xinyi to eat eight bowls. Don't give me extra points just because I am a polite candidate who knows Xinyi Eight Bowls and food culture like the back of my hand.

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