Zheng Banqiao is sitting in a dustpan sedan chair.

Fiona Fang knew that Fiona Fang and Fiona Fang were hundreds of miles away, and Zheng Banqiao took a dustpan as soon as he arrived in Weixian. At that time, Wei County was a famous "woodland". Rich people, rich people and local ruffians collude with each other to do evil, and the people are miserable. All the county officials who took office were either evil with them or accused, earned unjust imprisonment and were pushed away by them. It is one of the famous Eight Eccentrics in Yangzhou, Zheng Banqiao. It is ugly. Of course, this obviously needs to be "calculated" Before his arrival, people set a trap, and as soon as the county magistrate arrived, he was given a duel. On this day, Zheng Banqiao finally came to the office. Twenty miles away from Wei county, a small sedan chair carrying four people caught him. The bearers bowed, and Zheng Banqiao got into the sedan chair happily. Who knows, the sedan chair "flies" like an old woman's dustpan, swinging from side to side, bumping up and down, screening A Zheng Banqiao, jumping up and down, knocking on the head, knocking on the head. Not if it wasn't for the fence. It turned out that this was a "dustpan plan" set by local tyrants and thugs. They put all the people on the sedan chair, and four people and sixteen people carried it. They run around, stop and wander around in Zheng Banqiao. As they walked, they sang strange songs: Today, your master is new here, so take a dustpan sedan chair first; Don't listen to anything in the future, put your black veil on a high place; Zheng Banqiao is a shrewd man. How can the "authorities" not understand? "Hum! Blind thing, I will spare you! " He thought so in his heart, grabbed the railing with both hands and peeped out of the window. "Yes!" He was overjoyed and shouted, "Stay in the sedan chair!" The sedan chair bearer had to put down the sedan chair and asked, "Master, what can I do for you?" Zheng Banqiao got off the sedan chair and pointed to the field on the right and said, "What's that pile on the edge of that field?" A sedan chair bearer came forward and replied, "Tell your honor, this is called Tuji." "What's the use of semen?" Zheng Banqiao asked deliberately. "My Lord is familiar with sages. Don't you know this little custom? " The bearers proudly said, "Ji is used by people here to support Kang; Kang is used by people here to sleep. " "Good good!" Zheng Banqiao shouted, "Please carry Ji into the sedan chair and make me a kang!" Hearing this, the sedan chair bearer was shocked! The other quickly bowed and said, "My Lord, there is a brown bed in the room for you to rest." "Bah! I'm tired of going to bed early, sir. " Zheng Banqiao interrupted the bearers. "Stop nagging, one person and two, and move into the sedan chair!" They think that not moving is against the master's orders, and the punishment will be very severe! I have to listen to your orders, no more, no less, two for each person, and move to the car. These are big molds. One of them must weigh ten pounds, and the other thirty-two must weigh three hundred pounds. Plus one person, that's enough! They were at a loss and sweating profusely. Zheng Banqiao secretly smiled and shouted, "Jump up and sing! I love sitting in this dustpan sedan chair! " Carriers are like "dumb people eat Rhizoma Coptidis, but they can't tell if they are bitter." They just "gasp" and gasp! However, Zheng Banqiao came to his senses. He sat in the sedan chair and shook his head to write a poem: I told you to take a dustpan, but you were panting; Carry it to the yamen, three boards for one person! Hearing this, the sedan chair bearer turned pale with fear and never dared to bully anyone again.