A little joke about surnames.

Feng Menglong told this story in An Overview of Ancient and Modern Tan. Shannan county magistrate's wife, surnamed Wu, is usually arrogant. One day, she met the wife of her husband's subordinate official and pointed to one of them and asked, "What's your name?" The woman replied, your surname is Lu, and the county magistrate's wife is very unhappy. She thought to herself, I am older than you, so my name is Wu and your name is Lu, trying to crush me. She pointed to another woman and asked, "What's your last name?" The woman answered slowly. When she answered the magistrate's wife, the magistrate's wife flew into a rage. She ran to her husband and said, "My name is Wu, and I am your subordinate's wife. Her name is Liu Qi. If you ask again, you may be surnamed 89! " Speaking of Wan, there is another joke. It is said that an old rich man gave birth to a silly son. The old rich man's surname is Wan, and his name is Wan. His son, when he grew up, hired a teacher for him, but no matter how he taught him, he couldn't read or write. I was so angry that the old rich man finally had no choice but to say to this gentleman, as long as you teach my son and learn to write my last name, you will have completed the task. The next day, my son ate dinner and didn't go to school. He hurried to his father and said that he had learned to study. I wasn't stupid before, but the teacher's pen didn't work. You see, there is only one horizontal line, two horizontal lines and three horizontal lines. How slow. With that, he took out a wooden comb from his pocket and the old rich man looked at it. What's the matter with you? The silly son said, I took this from my sister's embroidered building. Look at my pen. Dip it in the ink box and brush it. Aren't we surnamed Wan? Count it quickly and swish it again. Watch me brush it again. It is much more convenient to write with a comb. If I write a little more, there will be 10 thousand!