Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - Lissolis, a fortune teller _ Lissolis's statement in physiognomy
Lissolis, a fortune teller _ Lissolis's statement in physiognomy
The hottest question and answer in the whole network is funny homophonic sentence 1 1. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?
The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "
3. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.
4. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.
5. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon
6. Touching the scenery and feeling accounts for the word "touching life".
7. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.
8. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?
9. What will happen if China people don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.
10. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "how many demons does the piano have?"
1 1. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.
12. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!
13. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."
14. I made a plan and completed a P because of Lan.
15. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberry grows slowly, so the pig says to strawberry, you can't be a strawberry, you can't be a strawberry.
16. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
17. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.
18. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
19. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."
20. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
2 1. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.
The hottest question and answer in the whole network is funny homophonic sentence 2. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained his foot while walking. It's croissants.
23. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.
24. You have the cheek to ask me why I am single. You said three or four. How can I not be single?
25. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu attacks!
26. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.
27. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
28. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.
29. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.
I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, why did you give up?
3 1. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.
32. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."
33. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?
34. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"
35. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!
36. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?
You can cheat my feelings, but you can't cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.
38. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.
My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.
40. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!
4 1. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
42. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
The hottest question and answer in the whole network is funny homophonic sentences. 43. I bought a skirt today, and it feels comfortable to wear. Did you hear that? It's always there.
44. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.
45. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."
46. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "
47. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "
48. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?
49. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.
50. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."
5 1. After being humiliated, Yan Zi left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "
52. Even I can't do it. Do you use the upper sword?
53. What about being tall? Don't you want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?
54. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.
One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? No, you can't.
56. What 56.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.
57. My mother asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!
58. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
59. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.
60. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?
6 1. I said to the wind, there is wind in the west, and I said, "You are like a watermelon".
62. When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?
Couples ask and answer love stories about soil.
Couples ask and answer questions about the love story of Tu. A 1。 The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of them, but also about dogs all over the street.
3. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said sadly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.
When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?
6. 17 years old, caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."
7. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
8. I have just been reported by my neighbors because I am poor and disturbing the people.
9. Jason Wu met a mouse-Jason Wu hit it!
10. Lu Su: "You are drunk, if you drink any more, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Go ahead, viceroy." Zhou Yu: DuDu DuDu
1 1. Do you like ladylike style or my epilepsy?
12. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!
13. Xiao Wang's father is very strict and inarticulate. He didn't write to his son during his four years in college. Maybe it's strict and bad faith.
14. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.
15. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.
16. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
17. The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.
18. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?
Couples ask and answer questions about the love story of Tu. Chapter II 19. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, there are some things on my pants that can't be washed off." "Oh, I think I spilled mud."
20. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
2 1. Fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.
22. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.
23. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"
Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.
25. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.
26. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?
27. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
28. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?
29. I said I don't drink. You go around telling people that I won't live long. ...
30. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days I turned out to be sexy and oily.
3 1. When I saw Goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
32. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.
33. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes. Go to the fourth one." Then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."
34. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."
35. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.
36. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
Couples ask and answer questions about the love story of Tu. 37. My mother asked me to rub clothes. I said I did. Did you hear that? Missed it!
38. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.
39. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
40. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, have three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.
4 1. If you don't kiss me, what do you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
42. Crabs and mussels took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."
What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.
44. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.
45. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.
46. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!
47. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
48. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .
49. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.
50. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.
5 1. You don't love me, so what do you love? Einstein?
52. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
53. 100 yuan, after operation, has become a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.
My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.
Couples ask and answer rustic love words homophonic paragraph 4 55. You don't even add my WeChat, so why do you add Pirates of the Caribbean?
56. Zhuge Liang set fire to Chibi, borrowed the east wind, borrowed it eight times, and became a pig!
57. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are all the girls on Android phones stuck laughing?
58. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.
59. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
60. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?
6 1. You didn't cook all night, so what did you do, Ollie?
One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.
63. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot.
64. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.
65. I met a boy in the elevator and he pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.
66. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."
67. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.
68. When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they darken. Can I also be a refrigerator?
69. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.
You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
Sentence set of homophonic funny question-and-answer copy (68 articles)
Homophonic terrier is greasy and funny. Question and answer 1 1. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. Everyone passing by called me: Driba.
2. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked like each other. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Look carefully, it is at home.
3. Even if I don't do it, will you do it with a superior sword?
Recently, when I went to the dentist, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.
A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.
6. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that the frog of the heart has been touching your stomach.
7. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
9. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.
10. It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.
1 1. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
12. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
13. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!
14. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.
15. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.
16. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.
17. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.
18. I really don't recommend you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.
19. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."
20. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"
2 1. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or ... silence."
22. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.
23. You have two words, touching the scene and feeling.
Homophonic terrier is greasy and funny. Ask and answer and copy sentence 2. A hunter killed a fox, then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.
25. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?
26. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?
27. Going out in rainy days is also called stepping on wetlands.
28. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.
29. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?
30. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.
3 1. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.
32. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.
33. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
34. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
35. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.
36. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why?
37. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"
38. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.
39. I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.
40. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.
4 1. What will happen if people in China don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.
42. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.
43. It's raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't go, don't go.
44. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
45. The giraffe said, "I am a giraffe!"
46. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.
I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.
48. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.
49. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.
50. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, have three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.
5 1. Jason Wu met a mouse-Jason Wu hit it!
My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
53. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.
54. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
55. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!
56. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
57. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers beside him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.
58. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?
59. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.
60. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"
6 1. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.
62. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"
63. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?
64. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.
65. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?
66. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.
67. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
68. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
Humorous brain teaser quiz
A humorous brain teaser, question and answer (I) 1. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming who had never heard of it.
Aladdin was punished by God and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.
3. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.
4. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?
When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Prada Prada Dior.
6. I said I was fooling around at work, and you said I was hitting Russia everywhere?
7. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I hate to part with it.
8. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.
9. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
10. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.
1 1. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
12. I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry misses me. Which one do you like
13. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, it began to get dark one evening, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"
14. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.
15. Get off the road, Katie, and go to the tower! Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.
16. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."
17. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "
18. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.
19. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
20. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.
2 1. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
22. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.
A humorous brain teaser with questions and answers (part 2) 23.a: What did you eat today? B: No duck. B: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.
24. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that Bu (not) can get out!
25. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?
26. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?
27. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!
28. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?
29. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon
30. I saw my country dog so happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day', and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.
3 1. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
32. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?
One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"
35. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.
One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."
37. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.
38. Well, bad bar and leisure bar are three good friends. One day, I'll just call Bad Bar and ask it out to play. Not good, say: Who else? Just say: let's make up!
39. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."
40. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
4 1. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.
42. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?
43. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "
44. Mr Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "
The homophony of question and answer (3) 45. The teacher told us that the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.
46. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
47. If you miss someone, don't say anything, just send him a cold yes, because the cold yes misses you like a river.
48. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and put up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "
49. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.
50. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!
5 1. In my study, I know how to put myself in others' shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
52. I have just been reported by my neighbor for disturbing the people because of poverty.
53. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.
54. Even I don't care. What do you care, Italy?
55. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?
56. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.
Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. Chopsticks are sad when the bowl is dead. They said that the bowl is safe.
58. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."
59. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.
60. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!
6 1. Zhuge Liang set fire to Chibi, borrowed the east wind, borrowed it eight times, and became a pig!
62. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
63. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."
64. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).
65. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!"
66. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
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