Kneel for a sketch script that six girls can play, and it is best to just talk about it without props.

Main characters: Beggar A:

Beggars who earn money by selling miserable B:

Make money through posters. Clouds at sea:

Unknown network anchor point

The police and the thief narrate the text: Let's talk about the clouds in the sea. After working hard for half a year, I saved some money to travel somewhere with the appreciation of the audience. Seeing the sea wearing sunglasses and holding a handbag is full of affectation. The sea: the network is good! I didn't graduate from primary school, I can tell jokes, broadcast live, and brush gifts! But our anchor is also bitter! Talking to myself in front of the camera every day, being seen by others, like a mental illness without mental illness, it's not, after saving money for half a year, I can finally come out to see others today. Holding my bag with my little finger, you see, my bag is super expensive-just after that, a robber came and took it from the sea. The sea was not found. The sea still holds the bag. Hai: I tell you quietly that this is a gift from a female fan of mine. Did you mention your handbag? Where is my bag? Where is my bag? Why is my bag missing! what can I do? All my things are in it! Looking for two beggars to play around, regardless of the sea. I saw two people, one with a prosthetic leg and the other with a badly sold poster on the ground. Everyone took out a bowl and started a day's work. Ocean: Have you two seen my bag? Beggar A: What bag? H: A black handbag suddenly disappeared. Beggar A: I didn't see it. The sea is very flustered: then I have to report it quickly! Someone must have taken it when I wasn't looking. Beggar B: Listen to your accent, young man, stranger. Hai: Don't talk! I'm in a hurry, you know? I've never bothered the police since I was a child. At this critical moment, I can't even remember my phone number. 9 1 1 What's the number again? Beggar A: It should be 10086 Dahai: Try dialing 10086. Narrator: Welcome to call China Mobile. No! Beggar B: No, it's 100 10 Dahai: Try dialing 100 10. Narrator: Welcome to call China Unicom! Beggar A: I lied to you, and you really believed me. Hai: Don't lie to me, that bag is really important to me! Beggar B: I think your bag will be lost for a while. H: What do I eat at noon and sleep at night? All the money is in it. Beggar A: What do you want me to do? Who are you to me? Sea: Why do you talk like that? Is it still human? Hey! I think Haiyun is at least a well-known network anchor and has come to this step. Beggar B: Can you be a network anchor like this? Hum! Oh, by the way, I forgot to start the live broadcast today. Say that finish, take out your mobile phone and have a quick look. Just when I started my acting career, one of my colleagues was robbed. I have no money now, and I want to see small gifts from my peers! H: Who is your colleague? You beggars also broadcast live? Beggar b: no! H: Oh, my God! What kind of world is this? Beggar b: I'll tell you! The right path in the world! Don't stop, don't stop! Sea: I haven't found my bag yet! Don't give me the camera. Is it really good for you to gloat like this? Beggar B: Who wants to see your ugly face? Yes, my fans said they wanted to see you, you miserable bastard. The customer is the earth, the customer is the sky, it is difficult to disobey the destiny, it is difficult to disobey the destiny! Thanks for greetings from South Africa, cucumber! H: There is no such thing as gloating. Well, I'm really disappointed in an anchor like you. Beggar B: Just like you are Bai Lianhua, so are everyone. If you sell well, who will pay you? The sea: Who said that our anchor ate real skills, relying on his mouth? Beggar b: hehe, that kind of "I'm drunk myself?" Drunk couple beauty? " It's simple, okay? It's not difficult at all! H: Who said it was not difficult? Beggar B: Tell me, what's the difficulty! H: The requirements for Putonghua are still relatively high! Beggar B: Hehe, none of our bad anchors like you. We only play with real skills, sensational and moving. Every day, we are performing great love on the earth! Hai: God, where did you get your confidence? How many people give you gifts every day!