Inspirational joke sentences

1, the first part: I rest late after work, take a vacation late, my salary is low, and I am tired like a dog. Bottom line: Go to work early, be on duty early, start work early, eat more like a pig. Horizontal approval: peerless work II. When recruiting for a company, the interviewer asked: Do you have leadership and organizational skills? Reporter: I have organized several strikes. I don't know if this counts.

3. Manager: Have you finished eating? Me: Guess Manager: Guess, guess, guess? Me: Guess what? Guess what? Manager: This is the workplace. Please pay attention to your language.

4. Sitting in the office, a pile of documents and materials; When you meet a leader's camel, do it in front of your subordinates; I am too busy to be myself, and occasionally I am anxious and angry because of life!

My colleagues are very happy when my salary is paid. Xiao Li was annoyed: Why did you deduct the bonus? Life has deceived me. One of my colleagues said: Then you can cheat life.

6. In order to support you, I get up from work at five o'clock, work hard, and my boss is satisfied; In order to earn more money, overtime has become a common practice, and Dai Yue, the star, went home to count money and look at smiling faces.

7. The boss glanced at the volunteer report and was furious: Why don't I want to hear it? The staff replied: I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so there are always so many delicious foods there.

8, high-precision instrument company, the purpose of the workplace is to be late for work, go to work to sleep, go to work is always decadent, hey! Exit the meeting. Go to work early, go to work well, and have high enthusiasm for work, huh! Increase the cost.

9. Xiao Li is complaining that I have to work overtime after Sun's father gets off work! God said: Then you are happy to exchange Xiao Li with him. As a result, God said: Come to work at six tomorrow morning.

10, we are all busy, we have to work, we have to be lazy, we have to manage people, we have to be managed, we have to be loved, and we have a crush on others. We are all small people and don't need too much happiness.

1 1, the head can be broken and the blood can flow. You can't lose overtime on weekends. Five plus two, white plus black, quite a lot of working hours. I never care about working more and earning less. Who is he? An indomitable 250-person unit.

12, dormitory is like heaven, factory is like hell. Go to hell every morning and go back to heaven at night. I went out of heaven, stayed away from hell on weekends, and didn't know I was in Xanadu until I walked into the street. Have a nice weekend!

13, live, live, live, do more and more, the boss urges you to hurry up, you talk too much. If you want to laugh in the workplace, the boss should coax you. If you want to succeed in the workplace, clear your mind before it is too late. It's moonlight today, so don't say anything.

14, the workplace is like a battlefield. It is very important to learn the art of war: if the boss doesn't move, you move first. You should make an empty plan in your spare time, admit your mistakes, plan ahead, and don't stay 36 days after work.

15, tired from work, waiting in line for dinner, but the salary has not doubled. My lover is not in place yet. I don't want to wake up in the morning and I want to sleep at night. I don't care about these, the most unbearable thing is to wish you happiness and charge!

16, the sky is gray, Ding, get up and go to work. Wash your face and brush your teeth, and wash early after eating. It's not difficult. You have to work hard. Life is hard. As a daughter-in-law and a child, I will work overtime.

17, life is so charming that countless office workers bend over. The salary can't be paid at the end of the month, and life is quite shabby. It is not good to find a girlfriend, and it is not good to have no money. Laugh when you see a text message. A good mood is the most important thing.

18, Xiao Li works overtime every day, and the result is very distressing. The boss said: Xiao Li works overtime today and will give you a day off tomorrow. Xiao Li is very happy. Only after reading the calendar at home did he know that he had been cheated. Tomorrow is Saturday.

19, in the workplace, you should be colored: if you work well, the leaders will appreciate it; Know how to look at your face so that you won't step on the minefield by mistake; People will remember it only if it has characteristics; Only by playing a good role can it be smooth sailing. May you become more and more colorful.

20. [Water adjustment]. Workplace]: When will the salary be raised? Ask the supervisor with a gift. I wonder how many years it will take to get a property. I want to find a job-hopping, but I'm afraid my salary is low, which is even worse. I can't work here on steamed bread and porridge!

2 1, choosing a job, just like choosing a daughter-in-law, Xiao Li voted for his favorite company. The personnel manager of that company, surnamed Chen, quickly wrote a "Don't disturb Chen" tender. Xiao Li was eclipsed when he got it. His father is not surnamed Chen. . . . . .

22, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and now who is afraid of who in the workplace; Tiger wolf comes out, cunning rabbit hides, work and play hide and seek; As soon as the enemy enters, we will retreat and guerrilla warfare will defeat the proprietress! I wish my friends more brains and less efforts, and go to work easily and no longer busy!

23, the secret of the workplace: to be promoted, you have to learn parrots, be a good leader's mouthpiece, magpies serve the country, and report good news without reporting worries is the criterion. When something happens, you have to learn squid, muddy the water to get out, and learn spiders, and make detours again and again.

24. No matter how dark the night is, it will usher in the dawn. No matter how long the ups and downs are, there will be a smooth road. With a heart of hope that never gives up, there will be warm sunshine and rain and dew tomorrow. Hang in there, my friend, victory is your next step!

25, so bright at the foot of my bed, I got up quickly and glanced at my watch. It was still early, so I went back to bed and couldn't sleep anymore. I went to work in the morning, my eyes were sleepy, my data was zero, and my salary was deducted. A lesson from the past is a lesson from the future.

26. Alternative workplace law. Three laws of promotion: either endure! Either hard! Or get out! Obey the three laws: obey the boss, obey the money and obey the rules; Three laws of success: first, we must persist; Second, shameless; Third, we must persist in shameless!

27. You are a white-collar worker, you are the backbone and you are the elite, so you are the legendary white. If you mix well for nothing, you must be versatile. Eat, drink and be merry, and be proficient in everything. Ahem, white is not easy to mix.

28. If life is a cigarette, then work is a cigarette end, time is soot, and you are the cigarette. Although it is the essence of smoking, it is eager for appreciation or salary increase after all. Let's wait until there is no nicotine in the cigarette one day!

29, the boss that's uncle, discipline that's Platini, can't afford to offend, can only provide, task that's rice bowl, time that's life, so we have to be steady, work that's life, workplace that's life, so we have to get used to it, work overtime today, or take the initiative!

30. When my brother came for the first time, I wouldn't miss such a good place when I passed by. I think people came to see my brother in those days. Now the reform and opening up, even people's feelings have changed. In those days, they did everything for their brothers. Now, they do everything for their wives.

3 1, hard work, tired work, will soon be exhausted by work. The boss won't let me leave early. Dream of doubling your salary several times, but earn a little hard. I am always tired at home and abroad, but my wife calls me a loser. I said I was unlucky. Dreams and facts are always relative. Looks like happiness is right!

32. Xiao Wang is beautiful but has no object. The leader wants to introduce his brother to her. Xiao Wang asked: Is he your brother or younger brother? The leader asked inexplicably: Is there a difference? Xiao Wang replied: If you are your brother, then you can call me sister-in-law!

33. If you don't do the work, the work will be there. If you don't increase or decrease, you won't complain or disagree. The salary will be there. More or less, if you are happy or unhappy, the boss will be there. Like it or not, life is like this. If you are not fair, you will scream. Talk about work and relax!

34, yes or no, overtime is necessary, because it's called work, you can't catch up, the time is fixed, because it's called task, you are happy or not, everything is necessary, because you want to live, you don't care if you take time off, it doesn't matter, anyway, you have no money to take time off!

35. If you work hard and tired, you will soon be exhausted by work. The boss won't let me leave early. Dream of doubling your salary several times, but earn a little hard. I am always tired at home and abroad, but my wife calls me a loser. I said I was unlucky. Dreams and facts are always opposites. I hope you are not too tired. It doesn't matter how much money you earn. Easy work is right!

36. An employee suggested to the leader that more beautiful female employees should be recruited. The reasons are as follows: after recruiting beautiful employees, employees' work enthusiasm will be greatly improved, their satisfaction with the company will be improved, team spirit will be strengthened, work creativity will be increased, the phenomenon of being late and leaving early will be improved, the attendance rate will be greatly improved, and the working atmosphere will be active.

37. Everyone in this unit is equipped with a computer. Lao Liu is over 40 years old and knows nothing about computers. Let his stuttering colleague Xiao Wang teach typing. Xiao Wang used the intelligent pinyin input method for the first time to teach for a long time and felt uncomfortable. He wanted to use the input method instead, and said to Liu, Liu, the dog was stunned and asked angrily, Why did you curse?

38. Going to work is boring, and it feels like being in prison. The leader is the guard, and you and I are prisoners. It's even more boring after work. The salary is only enough to eat, but there is no money for entertainment. In the evening, I have to stay at home and watch TV and surf the Internet. Only then did I understand what it means to be unable to move without money. After thinking about it, it is better to go to work, work to kill time and get paid; The leader protects you for your own good and won't let you have nothing to do and make trouble in the streets.

39. My brother-in-law got off work in the middle of the night and went home to eat a bowl of instant noodles. Suddenly he felt dizzy and his lips turned pale. I rushed him to the hospital. The doctor yawned and asked, how many months has it been? Brother-in-law: I'm just sick. Doctor: Do you have a stomachache? Brother-in-law: No pain. The doctor listened everywhere with a stethoscope, prescribed a prescription and said, nothing, take some medicine, and it will be safe after eating. I took the prescription and looked at it: Name: xxx Gender: Female. I feel dizzy.

40. Pony: So busy, why doesn't Master Wang come down to help? Niu Lao: He used to be a worker and a cadre, so he was very busy. Pony: Why aren't you busy now? Come down occasionally, like a gentleman, talk without action. Niu Lao: You don't understand. In the past, leaders were also called cadres, which was the job of officers. Now called management, of course, you don't have to be an officer. Pony: That's right. As long as our workers change their names at any time.

I will share inspirational jokes and small jokes suitable for the morning meeting.

I will share inspirational jokes early.

1. If you really love each other, how could you be willing to part?

2. There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!

4. Give my wedding song, someone will accompany me to get up, someone will wash my clothes, someone will clean up the tables and chairs, and someone will accompany me to go shopping, willing to spend money. If you can do all this, throw away the red line quickly, and I will find you in the crowd. Remember if you are the one!

What I hate most is being free to do whatever I want.

6. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not see each other again, let's say goodbye forever!

7. Women are the most practical and inseparable from daily necessities; Women are the most unrealistic, dreaming about flowers and wine.

8. Wang Guoxuan, an animal strategist, was chosen by Cobra with absolute superiority. The tiger comforted the fox and said, Brother, don't be depressed. Everyone says that your feet are always slippery, so they are not stable enough. Cobra wears a pair of glasses and looks like a cultural person.

9. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

10. The most romantic thing I think of is to say to you in the morning: You are so beautiful! That's great. Great! I think this will make you happy all day. But I can't do this often, because it's not good to lie often.

1 1. A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl. The girl said: You kissed me, but you are responsible! The little boy patted his chest and said, I will be responsible. We are not children of one or two years old.

12. There are many workplace theories, which are basically bragging; Among them, it has its own true taste, only to experience it carefully; Go to work on time, the boss can't offend; Ask your predecessors humbly, your experience is valuable; Give full play to your work and learn to compliment.

13. Seven wolves in the world: Clinton, Cole, Saddam, Putin, Sharon, Chen Shui-bian and Castro.

14. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

15. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

Small joke suitable for morning meeting

1. In the workplace, I should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Gold always shines, but you don't know which one you are when there is gold all over the ground.

Some things, we didn't wait until the end, just because we didn't have the courage to fight for a word.

6. Love, what a sweet word, also hurts people. It is like a pair of wings, which can take you soaring in the free sky and make you extremely happy. But he can also throw you from the sky and leave you scarred.

7. If it's impossible, then go on perfunctory.

8. You don't know how to cherish until you lose it. The good times were today, and now there are no bad days before, only memories.

9. I only love you for three days in my life. Yesterday, today and tomorrow, I will remember you for four days, spring, summer, autumn and winter. You got it?

10. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and everything we mix and match is finally reunited.

1 1. The centipede proposed to the ant, but the ant said nothing. The centipede asked him angrily why, and the ant said shyly, my family is poor and I can't afford to buy shoes for you.

12. Do you know? In fact, I have long found that we are not suitable, but I don't love you as a part of my body! But I'm uncomfortable with you around me. You go, my appendix!

13. Two said to Z: Don't be too hard. M said to W: Is it more comfortable to lie down? Brother said to him, you don't look like a young man with a braid. Dan said to Dan: Cowards don't need bodyguards! The towel said to the coin, son! When you wear a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times. Obviously, you two have long ears.

14. Someone went down the mountain to sell straw hats. On the way, the straw hat was snatched away by a group of monkeys. He remembered his grandfather's experience and slammed his straw hat on the ground. Instead of following the trend, the monkeys smiled and said, Shit, you think you are the only one who has a grandfather!

15. Happier than usual is the New Year-once a year; Happier than Chinese New Year is getting married-once in a lifetime; Happier than marriage is winning the lottery-once in a blue moon; Happier than winning the lottery is knowing you-unparalleled!

Morning meeting inspires jokes.

1. Love is a road, friends are trees, there is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.

2. Longlong, you put your eyes in, you always put your eyes in.

Everything will be fine, and all shall be well, jack shall have Jill!

Everyone has the habit of judging good or bad by the first impression. If you think a person is good, you will love my family and my dog. If you think a person is bad, just deny it.

5. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies!

6. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

7. I like you so much that you will die.

8. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

9. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

10. I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

1 1. The greatness of life dies in the flowers!

12. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age.

13. The buds of late autumn withered with the wind in the endless void, falling piece by piece, like fragments of dreams, so silvery and charming to commemorate my dandruff.

14. The speed of success depends on the desire for success. Find an unforgettable reason for your success.

15. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

16. People learn to be strong between falling and getting up, and they all walk the road of growth between wind and rain and sunshine. Failure can only bring you some lessons, some calm thinking, and don't be overwhelmed by despair and decadence.

17. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

18. Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

19. Yuanyang drowned in the water; Fly with me, and everyone falls to death.

20. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

Humorous joke sentence

First, my deskmate, naturally stay in class. I saw her take out cold medicine from the drawer. I asked, Do you have a cold? The goods replied: no, I'm just hungry … I'll go! How come you have nothing to eat! !

Second, the biology teacher talked about animal tails. The teacher said, "The kangaroo's tail is a crutch, the bear's tail is a balance pole, and the squirrel's tail is a pole." The classmate asked, "What about the oxtail?" The teacher said, "It's a broom." The classmate asked again, "What about the dog tail?" The teacher said, "It's Bo."

About twenty years ago, when the author was a middle school student, I still remember a conversation between a classmate and a Chinese teacher in class one day. The classmate's words are joking, and the teacher's teaching is serious. Teacher: Where is the idiom' half a catty and five taels'? Student: In the math exam, I answered half a catty equals eight taels, and got zero. Teacher: Remember, this is a Chinese class. We have to use the old scale in Chinese class!

Fourth, a university has been worried about stray dogs on campus. Stray dogs sometimes bark at people unintentionally, and some dogs run to the classroom during class and then lie prone in front of the podium. One day, when the bell rang, the students came into the classroom one after another. At this time, I saw a stray dog swaggering into the classroom, and saw the professor lying in front of the podium without looking up. The professor could not bear to shout, "Hurry! Somebody get rid of this dog, it's already in this class!

This morning, a classmate went to class in a daze. When he arrived at the door of the classroom, he felt that his scarf was about to fall off, so he grabbed it with one hand and threw it back smartly ... why long pants? What's more, this road is all around this long trousers?

6. A teacher at school is lazy. She corrected the test paper like this: when she threw the test paper into the air in the dormitory, it all fell on the bed for more than 80, on the table for more than 70, and on the sofa for more than 60, hanging on the floor! Later, I was found out by the school and expelled. Such a teacher is great!

7. The teacher asked the students: What are the students doing in school? The student replied: In order not to let more teachers lose their jobs!

Eight, one day when the math teacher finished class, he said, "Students, the senior high school entrance examination is coming. In order to make everyone get good grades in the exam, I went to the bookstore last night to find a very good counseling material. Many of the above contents are from the previous senior high school entrance examination. I suggest ... "I was interrupted by a male voice." Stop talking nonsense and make a price! "

9. A student took a leave note to ask the class teacher for leave, and pointed his finger at his throat, which meant that his voice was hoarse and he needed to ask for leave to rest. The class teacher began to reason with the students, hoping that the students could persist in their studies despite their illness. After a long talk, the students were anxious and shouted, "Teacher, are you allowed to have a holiday?" I'm flustered after pretending for so long. "The voice is very big. The teacher smiled slyly.

I have a headache at the thought of problems. Comments: In the future, teachers will not dare to let you get up to answer questions.

Eleven, a Chinese class, the teacher asked us to couplet, he made a couplet: look at the present era, students must make progress. A classmate was more correct, but was ordered to write an 800-word review. He is right: look at the world now, teachers are shameless and dirty. ...

When the national flag is raised at school, I won't think about the solemn national flag ... but ... see if the national flag just rises to the top when the national anthem is sung.

Thirteen, there is a girl with the same name as me in junior high school. That's called a moisturizing! After a semester, the teacher asked us countless questions, and every time I pretended to sleep ... she answered all the questions.

Fourteen, there is a little fat man in the dormitory, height 1 m 7, weight 170. He likes to walk around in his underwear when he is free. One day during his lunch break, he sat half naked and said to the Beijinger on the opposite bed, "I didn't see it, fatty." You still have the Audi logo on your stomach. There are four circles! " The Sichuanese in the dormitory asked, "I don't know what model Audi is?" At this time, Xiao Pang suddenly let out a loud and long fart. The landlord said slowly, "Don't look. It must be an SUV. The car does not have such a large displacement. "

Fifteen, that year's college entrance examination, there was a man of god next to me. Sitting cross-legged, I muttered: Amitabha ... I actually did it, I muttered: Bodhisattva bless. ...

In the dormitory, A: The new teacher speaks really well. B: Yes, I haven't used much mobile phone traffic this month.

In chemistry class, the professor is demonstrating the characteristics of various acids: "Now, I put this silver coin into this cup of acid solution. Will silver coins decompose? " Student: "Of course not!" Professor: "Very good! Can you explain it? " Student: "If it could be broken down, you wouldn't put it in!" " "

Eighteen, junior high school biology class, the teacher asked a classmate: "The body hurts after exercise, is it lactic acid or alcohol?" The classmate replied, "Alcohol." Curious that such a simple question might be wrong, the teacher asked, "Why?" The classmate confidently replied, "Because many people will faint if they exercise too much." The teacher said angrily, "Go home and tell your dad not to buy it if you want to drink it in the future. Go straight to the playground and run 10 thousand meters! " "

A) The teacher asked Xiaohong: Xiaohong, where did the eggs we ate come from? Xiaohong: I took it out of the refrigerator.

A teacher came to the classroom and said to the students: My name is Li, so you can call me Miss Wang from now on! The whole class fainted a lot. ...

I just bought a can of hot sauce. Say to the monitor: What do you think this is? The monitor replied, michel platini, I: Hey, my dear son. Monitor: ... After a while, the monitor took this hot sauce to the dormitory next door. Ask A Jun: What is this? A jun: I don't know. Wow, what's this? Monitor: michel platini. A Jun: Hey, good boy. Monitor: ...

Twenty-one, class reunion, monitor male, drunk, he went out to pee by the small tree in front of the hotel and didn't come back for a long time. A male classmate went out to look for it and found that the monitor was facing the small tree. He said angrily, "You let go, did you hear?" Do not arrest me! Hurry up! If you don't give up, I'll cut you! ..... After careful observation, the monitor tied the young tree to his belt. ...

Twenty-two, physical education class, idle eggs hurt. Secretly came to the door of other classrooms to turn on my high-quality cottage phone and ring the bell silently after class. After hearing the teacher call the roll, I left at a speed of 100 meters, hiding my merits and fame.

Twenty-three, after going to college, I feel very sorry. My grades were poor, and I failed many subjects. When I graduated, my teacher asked me: Do you regret going to college? I said: I didn't feel sorry before I went to college; After I went to college, I felt sorry.

24. A teacher who doesn't know Taiwanese but likes to speak Taiwanese. On this day, the classmates taught him: "Wow, build first (I'll go first)." Proud of him, he dazzled other teachers after class: "I lifted my bra!" " "Another teacher listened:" You lift it slowly, and I'll go first. "

Twenty-five, the head teacher said to us: "There will be a teacher-student mobilization meeting this afternoon. Students will enter from the west gate, but no one can enter from the east gate. The teacher will go in from the east gate. "

Twenty-six, the teacher came to the classroom and learned: "Students, we will have a thorough exam tomorrow. Let's prepare well and teach ourselves in this class. " A student muttered below: "teacher, we have no idea, so let's not touch it."

At the class meeting, a woman wanted to be a sports committee member, but many men didn't raise their hands. She said slowly, "You boys don't raise your hand, do you?" ! "As a result, she passed all the votes.

Super happy moments jokes Daquan inspirational jokes Happy moments.

Super happy event joke

1. The three hardest things in life: keeping secrets, forgetting the trauma and making full use of leisure.

2. The two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets.

You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

4. Construction engineering and marriage: marriage is bidding, love is negotiation, the woman's parents are the owners, the man's parents are the contractors, the witness is the supervisor, the marriage certificate is the contract, and marriage is the groundbreaking ceremony.

5. The history teacher said that the order of the Qin Dynasty to unify the six countries could be recorded as an action to summon Zhao Wei.

If you want to have free time, don't waste it.

7. Rain says that the sky will shed tears, coffee says that life should be used to bitterness, and I say that living is simply suffering.

8. The state of mind can be calm, but it cannot tend to death.

9. The biggest enemy in life is yourself; The biggest failure is arrogance; The greatest stupidity is self-deception.

10. If you want what others can't get, you have to pay what others don't pay.

1 1. If you really love each other, how can you be willing to part?

12. There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

13. I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!

14. The wedding song is for myself. Someone accompanied me out of bed, someone helped me wash clothes, someone cleaned tables and chairs, someone accompanied me shopping and was willing to spend money. If you can do it, throw the red line. I will look for you in the crowd. Remember if you are the one!

15. What I hate most is being free to do whatever I want.

Inspirational joke happy event

1. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

2. Women are the most practical and inseparable from daily necessities; Women are the most unrealistic, dreaming about flowers and wine.

3. Wang Guoxuan, an animal strategist, was chosen by Cobra with absolute superiority. The tiger comforted the fox and said, Brother, don't be depressed. Everyone says that your feet are always slippery, so they are not stable enough. Cobra wears a pair of glasses and looks like a cultural person.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

The most romantic thing I think of is to say to you in the morning: you are so beautiful! That's great. Great! I think this will make you happy all day. But I can't do this often, because it's not good to lie often.

6. A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl. The girl said, you are responsible for kissing me! The little boy patted his chest and said, I will be responsible. We are not children of one or two years old.

7. A bunch of workplace theories are basically bragging; Among them, it has its own true taste, only to experience it carefully; Go to work on time, the boss can't offend; Ask your predecessors humbly, your experience is valuable; Give full play to your work and learn to compliment.

8. Seven wolves in the world: Wolf Clinton, Wolf Cole, Wolf Saddam, Hungry Wolf Putin, Wolf Salon, Domestic Wolf Chen Shui-bian, and Lone Wolf Castro.

9. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

10. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

1 1. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

13. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

14. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

15. Some things, we didn't wait until the end, just because we didn't have the courage to fight for a word.

Happy hour funny joke

1. Love, what a sweet word, also hurts. It is like a pair of wings, which can take you soaring in the free sky and make you happy. But he can also throw you from the sky and leave you scarred.

If it is impossible, then go on perfunctory.

3. You don't know how to cherish until you lose it. The original beauty used to be today, and now there is no previous beauty, only memories.

I only love you for three days in my life. Yesterday, today and tomorrow, I will remember you for four days, spring, summer, autumn and winter, do you understand?

The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is scattered in the end, and everything we mix and match is reunited in the end.

6. The centipede proposed to the ant, but the ant said nothing. The centipede asked him angrily why, and the ant said shyly, My family is poor and I can't afford to buy shoes for you.

7. Guess what? In fact, I have long found that we are not suitable, but I don't love you as a part of my body! But I'm uncomfortable with you around me. You go, my appendix!

8. Two said to Z: Don't be too hard. M said to W: Is it more comfortable to lie down? Brother said to him, you don't look like a young man with a braid. Dan said to Dan: Cowards don't need bodyguards! The towel said to the coin, son! When you wear a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times. Obviously, you two have long ears.

9. Someone went down the mountain to sell straw hats. On the way, the straw hat was snatched by a group of monkeys in the tree. He remembered his grandfather's experience and threw his straw hat to the ground. Instead of following the trend, the monkeys smiled and said, Shit, you think you are the only one who has a grandfather!

10. Happier than usual is the New Year-once a year; Happier than Chinese New Year is getting married-once in a lifetime; Happier than marriage is winning the lottery-once in a blue moon; Happier than winning the lottery is knowing you-unparalleled!

1 1. Love is a road, friends are trees, there is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.

12. Longlong, you put your eyes in it forever.

13. Everything will be fine, and all shall be well.

14. Everyone has the habit of judging a person according to his first impression. When he thinks a person is good, he will love my family and my dog. When he thinks a person is bad, he will totally deny it.

15. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies!

16. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

17. I like you so much that you will die.

18. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

19. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.