Fortune-telling humor

What are ten funny stories about old people watching the sky at night?

1. I watched the astronomical phenomena last night and found that tomorrow turned out to be Qixi. So please lock single dog at home, and it's best to tie it up with a rope, so as not to let it be hit or make excessive behavior!

2. Watching the celestial phenomena at night, Wan Li has no stars, which scares me. I pinched my fingers, calculated, and laughed to myself: This demon chief is full of wings, so he crouches down before taking off. Tomorrow, the old man will help you

I saw the astronomical phenomena last night. Girl, your body needs me to supplement it.

4. I watched the astronomical phenomena last night and found that I was missing from your life, girl. If I can marry you, I can have a big family and I won't have to be lonely in my life.

5. When I saw the celestial phenomena last night and saw the purple star moving eastward, I counted it with my fingers. Thus, a game was born. So, I found it here. After the fight, he vomited blood three feet three feet, and the blood dyed ten thousand inches of white silk. Thousands of years of practice were destroyed. Crying and saying, "this is a masterpiece, which ordinary people like us can't play!" "

6. Last night, the old lady watched the astronomical phenomena at night and found that the astronomical phenomena had changed. The new emperor star appeared, and there will be a catastrophe in the Sui Dynasty. Take care of yourself.

7. Looking at the astronomical phenomena last night, I found that Sirius was dim and the rainbow stood out in the direction of Wuhuashan Mountain, which must be a sign of the birth of different treasures.

8. Looking at the astronomical phenomena last night, I found that purple stars are bright, purple gas gathers in the east, bulls fight wolves, and bucket handle points to the east. So, I guess this is the image of purple gas coming from the east and Fulu coming. With a pinch of fingers, it is speculated that there will be great events in the eastern part of Runan in the near future, and the sky will be blessed and the land will be happy.

9. Last night, the old lady watched the celestial phenomena, purple gas scattered in the west, bulls fought wolves, purple stars were red, and giant stars entered the palace. I counted, and I know that your period is coming.

10, watching the astronomical phenomena last night, I suddenly felt that Sirius in the southwest seemed to have a vision, and I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat and gasped and almost fell down! Everybody run! This coward will be back in the two-yuan area in a month!