Routine people's words are very funny, and friends ask and answer.

Routine people's words are very funny, and friends ask and answer.

The words of the routine people are funny and funny. Questions and answers between friends, everyone will have all kinds of emotions and emotions, which is what people call secular desires. This is very complicated and there are too many influencing factors. The following words of sharing routines are funny and funny. Ask and answer friends.

If you are a routine person, it is funny and funny. Questions and answers from friends 1 1. Q: "You say, who are our father and son?" The other person will definitely answer, "Of course it's my father and your son!" The result of the routine is that "my dad" is "your son", which means he is your grandson. )

2. Q: "Have you ever heard the story of a fool saying he doesn't know, a fool nodding and a fool shaking his head?" The result of the routine is that whether he answers "I don't know", "shaking his head" or "nodding", he will follow your routine. )

3. Q: What would you do if there was a 1 booth in front of your house? Option 1: surprise, option 2: alarm (routine result: option 1 means "eat a catty" and option 2 means "hug Baba")

4. Q: "Are you my best friend?" The other party's affirmative answer: Yes, you answer: It is said on TV that dogs are man's best friends (routine result: you are a dog! )

5. Q: "Do you think boys who paint their nails are not girls?" The boy replied: Mom, you answered: "Hello, mom is here, my son is good!" " (Routine result: Call your mother! )

6. ask, "the roaring dog is a god on earth, so what's next?" Answer: I am a dog!

7. Q: "Let me ask you a question:' I have ten knives and I lost two. How many? Answer: Eight (father's homonym), you can say yes directly.

8. Q: "Let me ask you a short math question. What is 7+ 1? " You can just say yes. )

9. Q: "Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?" The other person will definitely think about it and answer: "Right hand or left hand", and you will answer "We usually wipe our ass with paper" (he wipes his ass with his hand)

10, q: "What does the seller of a certain treasure call the customer?" The other party replied: kiss (just kiss decisively, this routine is suitable for couples! )

1 1, q: "I ask you a question, and you just need to answer whether you know it or not." The other party replied: OK. Are you asking, "Does your family know you are so stupid?" Whether he answered yes or no, he admitted that he was stupid. )

12, ask, "Say it ten times …" and then ask, "Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly! " The other party "didn't" (meaning he is a pig. Many people are trapped by this routine. )

13. When asked "I'll give you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig", the other party replied "I'm not a pig at all". You replied, "Do you think you have forgotten now? The magic succeeded! "

Routines are funny, friends ask questions 2 (1)

"How many fingers do you have in one hand?"

"5"

"How many eyes do you have?"

"2"

"How many mouths do you have?" 1 "

"I love you too"

(2)

"Hit you on the head with an iron bar, which hurts more?"

"(No matter what the other party replies)"

"No, my heart hurts more."

(3) Did you watch this year's New Year movie "Detective Chinatown 2"? Ha ha laugh

"Type out the useful pinyin and send it to me at once."

"Like you"

"I like you too."

(4)

"Don't believe men's lies easily."

"Like what?"

"For example, I don't like you."

(5)

"You are so flirtatious, have you flirted with many people?"

"yes."

"I knew it."

"I flirted with many people. They are: lovely you, cold you, long hair you, short hair you, deskmate you. "

Humor chat routines daquan

1, because I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I will give you the best desperately.

If you are uglier, I will take you to a coffee shop and sit down for a cup of coffee. I will take you around famous mountains and rivers, take you to eat the best western food, look up at the stars in the street at night and talk about life. But you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

You are a very lovely person. You really should meet the best people. I really wish I was.

No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

I can give up the whole world, and I can't give up you.

I saw a strange-shaped tree on the road that day. My first reaction was to show it to you. I knew something was going to happen then.

7. Who else in the world is more suitable than us?

Stay with me and let me take care of you.

9. You break into my lens, and I will press it forever.

If you are a routine person, it is funny and funny. Friends ask and answer 3 1. What are the classic chat routines?

1, don't move Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!

2. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork.

It is reasonable to hear that eating garlic can prevent swine flu. Think about it: if you eat garlic, people will think you stink and don't want to be near you, and the swine flu virus won't be around! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

7. I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

8. "I miss those days. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: hey, beautiful and clean! Also praised me: What a good child, such a small grade came out to put pigs! "

9. This message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. "

10, don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you.

Second, what are the funny sentences?

1, look at a young man Not bad. I plan to go to Thailand first, then to Korea, and marry him when I come back.

I smoked almost the same cigarettes, and I was idle for almost a day. Spent almost the same money, tasted almost the salty life, passed almost the edge, and passed about a year.

There are some things you shouldn't understand and some people you shouldn't hurt.

The happiest thing for a man is that his wife gave birth to her own child.

When you are tired, you know you are not superman.

6. Children always want to leave home to find happiness. It took many years to know that the happiest place is home.

7. Emotion is not a question of thinking, and it cannot be explained clearly by empathy.

8. Don't care about a goal that can't be achieved in a limited time.

9. When the knife rest is around the neck, no one will let others go.

10 Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

Third, what are the language traps of the whole person?

1, when you hug, you will never see each other's expressions.

I am ugly, but I have music and beer.

3. Teacher, just follow the old woman.

4, stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you will be stupid.

Hey, buddy, sorry, it blocked my cell phone signal.

6. It is not a good employee who doesn't want a raise, nor is it a good employee who always wants a raise.

7. You are really super cute. You are the fairest person I have ever met. Your foolish behavior is so touching that it forces my heart to write a Tibetan poem for you.

8. Guess where my heart is? ""it must be to the left. " "The fault is on your side. "

9. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" My shortcomings.

10, can you help me wash things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

12, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you?

I must have eaten too much salt. ""hmm? " "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~! " .

14, it is said that women have nothing to eat, but I don't think I am like you. I made it for you.

15, I have bad news for you. ""What bad news? "My idea of you is not simple.