I'm in a bad mood and make fun of myself: it's ridiculous that you choose to forget me but still think about it.

1, [It's ridiculous that you choose to forget me but still think about your original dream]

Whether it is good or not is one thing, and whether you like it or not is another. Some things, really can't be forced.

A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

I have no value in her eyes, let alone. in the heart

Never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him and then beat you with rich experience.

6. I used to think it was a direct tear, but now I feel very clear that liking someone is really my own business.

7. You are really special in my eyes, but unfortunately you are not in my dream.

8. If you don't have the courage to say what you can't say, rot in your heart.

9. I didn't know love before, but now I can't find an excuse to start over.

10, there is always a reason for the separation between people, but some people should wait.

1 1, there are too many stories, but there is no later.

12, in the world of love, there are not so many absolutes.

13, loving others too much means hurting yourself irresponsibly.

14, close your eyes, the world has nothing to do with me.

15, it is not good for people to see everything too clearly when they are alive, so I decided to be nearsighted.

Self-entertainment Emotional Personality: I have nothing to do with you.

1, happiness does not need luxury and luxury, sometimes the more you want it, the harder it is to be happy.

2. The day you like is the most beautiful day; The way you like to live is the best way to live

When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless the language is.

4. To transform the world, we must first transform ourselves; To achieve your career, you must first work hard for yourself; If you want to reach the top successfully, you must climb hard first.

At the beginning, we can all be tolerant and understanding to a great extent, but how many people can persist in enthusiasm and patience?

It is much easier to pretend to smile than to explain why you are sad.

7. If you bother me, you can go away. I don't need your hypocritical pity.

8. When will you put aside your hypocrisy and be sincere to me?

9. Your position in my heart is beyond your imagination.

10, I have nothing to do with you.

1 1, the society is very simple and people are very complicated.

12, you know, no matter how many people talk to me, they can't compare with you.

13, you said things between us were much lighter. Who is running away? I just want to cause more topics, that's all.

14, [I won't frown at anyone you desperately love now]

Classic self-deprecating quotations

1, adolescent rebellion means I'm not allowed to smoke, I'm not allowed to drink, I'm not allowed to lose my virginity! 2. Gentle country is the grave of heroes.

3. Can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

I come from China, but I adjust the time difference every day.

5, a real warrior, dare to face his face without makeup.

6. I was beaten by my mother for eating.

7. Don't say you figured it out and regretted it, so come back to me. I'm telling you, I don't understand.

8. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

9. Monkey: Do you want to turn red? Be my ass!

10, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

1 1, there are bosses everywhere.

12, there are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

13, I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

14, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

15, what I have done is so insignificant. However, all I do is how important it is.

16, Pride of a git: Being a git is better than being a stable, at least no one takes a shit on his head.

17, during the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

18, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

19, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

20. I am proud of being single. I am a condom of my motherland.

2 1, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

22. I have never met adversity since I learned to accept it.

23. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

24. I should be a man of status, I should be a strong man, I should be a man of character, not such a tramp.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

27, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, and the whole world is turbid and I wake up alone!

28. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is Men's Show.

29. It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.

In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

3 1, because yours is not necessarily someone else's! So, say what others say! Build your own music stand and let others sing!

32. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!

33. After my counseling, I instigated how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

34. I don't like to explain myself with the time to prove myself. I prefer to use time to prove myself and explain myself.

35. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

36. If you are unlucky, what can you expect? Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still touched my head.

37. I am not single. There is a girl with a hard disk beside me.

38. Life is like a journey, and you may capsize somewhere.

39. Work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

40. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily.

43. As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.

44. Have you been single for long? I saw a sow with beautiful eyes recently.

45. I am a handsome man. Except for my wife, I have always been very modest to women.

46. If you are destined to depend on others, choose an ideal environment.

47. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

48. The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. I want to fall in love, she is not here.

49. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.

50. I often question myself. Why am I more and more tolerant of vulgarization of civilization? I often console myself. Maybe I have become tolerant with my age, but now it seems that I am actually degenerating.

5 1, I don't expect Qingyun to be in a certain period, but my white hair will grow more and more.

52. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

53. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

54. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

55. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

56. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

Only in the zoo do I feel like a person.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

59. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!

60. I'm not KFC, I can eat all over the world, and I'm not Adidas, I can run all over the world.

6 1. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

62. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this way, but likes moderation and stability. So I've been trying for decades.

63. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

64. My eyes are not as bright as Tony Leung Chiu Wai's, my figure is not as good as Aaron Kwok's, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau's, but my smile is more evil than theirs. Because I am a man show man.

65. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in a nearby tree.

66. Skipping classes is a carnival for one person. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

67. I love myself and have more opponents.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

70. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.

7 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

72. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.

73. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

74. After my counseling, I instigated how many people on the verge of self-harm tried to kill people.

75. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

76. It is useless to be handsome before the law.

77. What can I do? I want to find a small four to ruin your life with a small three.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

79. Smoking a cigarette will shorten life span by 5 seconds, while smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

80. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!

8 1, I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

82. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

83. I told the person who tripped me never to get up. He who helps me up, I will never fall.

Self-deprecating phrases: I can't warm people, I am a terrible person.

1. Be a woman with a light smile and write a noble love letter to yourself.

Peace of mind is nothing more than three things: someone believes you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you. I want to be sincere. Don't play with your heart.

Don't shit in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

I refuse all sunshine just to wait for an uncertain future.

You used to be as clean as cherry blossoms in Hokkaido, as fresh and tender as tofu, and as silly as roast chicken in rice fields.

6. I was quiet, but I suddenly thought of you.

7. Surprise is like a box of chocolates. You never know how sticky the next one will be.

8. I'm thinking, others can have a lot of flowers with just one signature. Why am I always a rotten egg?

9. The ten clenched fingers have been slowly loosened.

10, mediocre people care about how to spend their time, and talented people try their best to use their time.

1 1, I just love him,

12, the internet has brought our friendship hands together, and we don't call names anymore, just ask for such a real one.

13, I can't warm people, I am a terrible person.

14, the last lingering is an ambush for this love.

15, happiness! Don't say that you will miss it after you leave; Anyway, we are still friends after breaking up.