100 homophonic brain teaser

1. The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" " (Make a foodie) Potato chips (mouse trick).

2. The wild horse didn't believe it and picked up the mouse. (Made a dish) Potatoes (Matuo Mouse).

3. The pig said, "Come on!" Chocolate (a kind of food) (encouraged by pigs).

A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by the sheep, but didn't eat. (Make a seafood) Shrimp (Blind).

Another wolf passed by the sheep and hasn't eaten it yet. (Hit a seafood) Sea shrimp (still blind).

6. The third wolf passed by and the sheep rushed over and shouted, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Lobster (deaf and blind).

7. How much is a heart worth? Answer: 100 million, because you are single-minded

8. How much should I take when I go out in typhoon weather? Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

9. The exam is coming. What books can't I read? Answer: Encyclopedia (all encyclopedias are lost)

10. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

1 1 and 17 years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

12, I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

13, the rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, it didn't bear fruit.

14, the Monkey King fell into the lake, and when he came ashore again, he became Liu Er's macaque. It turned out that he fell into the quilt of Bitter Lake.

15, one day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato: You are calling a garlic to die!