The fortune teller said that the underground world was haunted.

How big is the underworld? What about the underworld?

Somehow it seems that the underworld does exist. Otherwise, before Tomb-Sweeping Day, filial children and grandchildren went all the way to the cemetery not far away, hanging, offering flowers and burning incense; Or add three handfuls of new earth to the ancestral graves of my hometown, and burn all kinds of paper sticks in the dead pile. This kind of paper stick went through the sea of fire, and the burnt ashes curled up with the wind and floated to the underworld, which my parents, grandparents and ancestors could share. How big is the underworld? It is said that when a person dies, he just dies, but the soul will not die forever. So, since the burial ceremony, how many times more souls have wandered in the underworld than ordinary people? This may not be calculable. Everyone who goes to the underworld should eat, drink, sleep, travel, entertain, gamble and shop ... (There must be no kiln, which is a disrespect for our ancestors) No matter what the living do, they have many souls. In this way, the land of Sheol is more expensive than the land of the dead, and the tower of Sheol is higher than that of the dead. In recent years, with the "wealth" of the deceased, the underworld has also experienced inflation and energy shortage like the deceased. There are signs of inflation. You see, a banknote cloned from the red ticket of the underworld 100 yuan to the head of a great man in the underworld bank shows that a poor man whose annual income in the underworld is less than buying a house the size of a toilet will also burn a stack of 100 million yuan to his ancestors, which is generous; When my father was in the middle of nowhere, he discussed with me that he would not only burn his father 10 million denominations after his death. Who will give you the change for such a large sum of money to buy a box of matches? I laughed. Dad thought it was dead! A box of matches in the underworld is estimated to cost thousands of dollars! Father smiled. It can be seen that the price of the underworld is high. There is also evidence of energy shortage in the underworld. Among the dead, most of us travel by bus and train, and most of us ride bicycles. In the underworld, every undead has at least one private car, and the engine needs fuel. How to solve the contradiction of energy shortage in the underworld? What's more, I only saw my son's idle grandson burning cars for his ancestors, but I didn't see those who burned the oil depot. It suddenly occurred to me that when I go to Tomb-Sweeping Day next year, I will build a huge oil depot and apply to Yan for holding monopoly. If so, my ancestors will become the richest man in the underworld! We can also imitate PetroChina to formulate the overlord clause. Ha ha! In this way, you can also be a traffic policeman of the underworld with paper and "routinely check" on the road; You can also build a toll station in the underworld; You can still ... you can still ... stop it, don't go into too many details. Use your intelligence and imagination! It won't cost much to make these paper ties among the dead! If so, the underworld is no more chaotic than the dead, is it? As the saying goes, the underworld is good, or the living flock there one after another, and when they get there, they will never come back? Judging from what we have done in Tomb-Sweeping Day today, it is not very beautiful there. Besides, there are so many vehicles, no road builders, no one to control exhaust emissions, and the air is not very fresh! In this way, although alive, this and that, very bitter and tired, but it is better to survive! ? However, the afterlife is better than the afterlife: after all, everyone in the afterlife has a house to live in and a car to drive, and many people have private jets with virgins (those lascivious ancestors and beautiful mistresses like stars). There are no ants in Tangjialing afterlife; There is no dwelling place for seaweed in the underworld; The underworld didn't let real estate developers scrape off a layer of oil to work as house slaves in banks; There are no car slaves working for car dealers ... on second thought, the underworld is really good! How big is the underworld and what is it like? Who can go and see and come back and tell me? Below is the stall selling paper money in the underworld at the entrance of the village. This is a gift from a child to his ancestors: the restaurant supermarket cried and opened the door of the underworld of his ancestors. This day is a festival in the underworld.