A selection of Stephen Chow's famous words

1 More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, and then I think of her, and my heart is sweet, and I forget to urinate after half a bubble.

2, but in this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

Fourth, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

In fact, I am an expert in changing the social atmosphere, making millions of girls feel excited, making movies popular, enhancing the connotation of young people, being well-proportioned and charming. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing!

I want to introduce Pizad's boyfriend to you. He has a bad and ugly hairstyle, no money, no schooling, and average sexual ability, but he is a good-looking talent. Ha ha laugh ..

7. Ah Shui is famous for picking up numerous girls and is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as the lover of the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower.

8. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

9. no! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

10 I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, you must use condescending eyes and strong arms to save her from the ocean of desire.

1 1, with your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!

12, ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!

13, you go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

14, if you want to scare me, you can't fall to the ground. I'm afraid of everything and ghosts!

15 in terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him. Now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!

16, feed feed! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

17, Wukong, you can stab me to death, but there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand that you have given up your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha. ......

18. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and keep quiet. It is my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times more.

19. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Concentrate on watching porn today, dig bones and get warheads.

20. My admiration for you is really like a raging river, and it is like a runaway Yellow River flooding.

2 1, good is rewarded with good, evil with evil, justice is circulating, and heaven is true. I caught Longfeng by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

22. A Shui is famous for picking up numerous girls, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower.

In this play, she fully shows the sigh and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. Whether it's eyes, expressions, movements and behaviors, it can play a subtle and incisive role, especially the last action of falling off the horse, which can show postmodernism and strong criticism to society.

24. There is no cold water on the alkaline surface, so it is filled with alkaline water. Fish balls also have no fishy smell, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make curry fish balls. But this is naive, because you haven't cooked enough time, and the taste of curry is only the taste of gel, which is a failure! Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Did you get a look at him? Hey, shit!

25, his martial arts, called nine days and ten places, Bodhisattva shook his head and was afraid, splitting gold and lightning! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

26, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.

27.Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people.

28-year-old, with a dead mouse on his waist, pretending to be hunting.

29. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. I can tell you have no connotation by looking at you all over.

30. All love in the world is love, and there is no difference in size.

3 1, I have never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of beef, the sweetness of shrimp and the mixed taste are even worse than "rat point", just as they are more poetic than my first love. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back. It suddenly occurred to me that home is a good poem! What a beautiful poem!

32. He is arrogant but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God!

More than 33.30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I stop urinating suddenly, and then I think of her. My heart is so sweet that I forgot to pee after half a bubble.

34. You have lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself.

35, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing!

36. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you can't say that I am a' smelly walk-on'!

37. Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.

38. I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

39. Do you think you won't be found hiding here? It's no use. No matter where you are, an excellent person is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, magical knife skills, and that cup of Drymartine all fascinated me deeply.

40. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

4 1, unhappy, even if it is useless to live forever, happy, even if it can only live for a few days!

42. I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life!

43. Do you think you will not be found hiding here? It's no use. No matter where you are, an excellent person is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, amazing knife skills, and that dry glass of Martina all fascinated me deeply.

44. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?

45. Don't think that I won't hit you because you are handsome.

46. He is arrogant but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food-God!

47, once painful, only know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree.

48, one township, two Li * * * Three masters don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, and dare to teach seven or eight children. Very bold. Nine poor people in ten rooms make up 827 yuan and 654 yuan, but they are still half-hearted, half-hearted and first-class.

49. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!

50. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Today, concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads.

5 1, being a handsome boy is very painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

52. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?

53. I got a job doing research in the Central Mental Hospital. ..... Study what? ..... be studied!

54. What about his martial arts? He called it nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

He is arrogant, but he has a kind heart. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food-God!

56. There is no cold water on the alkaline surface, so it is filled with alkaline water. Fish balls also have no fishy smell, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make curry fish balls. But this is naive, because you haven't cooked enough time, and the taste of curry is only the taste of gel, which is a failure! Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Did you get a look at him? Hey, shit!

57.ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.

58. Only when you have suffered, do you know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree.

59, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing!

60. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?

6 1, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people.

62. I got a job doing research in the Central Mental Hospital. ..... Study what? ..... be studied!

In this play, she fully shows the sigh and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. No matter her eyes, expressions, movements and behaviors, she can do it incisively and vividly (www.lz 13), especially the last action of falling off the horse, which can show postmodernism and strong criticism of this society.

64, born in He Huan, why wait for death.

65. I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life!

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