Xiao Yunlong's fortune telling

Why did Kong Yunlong call crosstalk a dangerous job?

Kong Yunlong, a disciple of Yunzi Sect of Deyun Society, worked with Yun-peng Yue in Zhajiang Noodle Restaurant in his early years. Later, he was introduced and became a mentor with Degang Guo.

Kong Yunlong has a solid foundation on the stage, and his life has become a comic joke. This is a distressing thing, but he often can't help laughing. Real life is like a play!

The motorcycle crashed into Li Xia, and Li Xia's car was scrapped. In 2006, a friend gave Degang Guo a motorcycle or two. Degang Guo didn't have much interest, but Kong Yunlong, who was in his twenties, fell in love with this motorcycle and went out for a ride without telling Master and Jenny.

In the meantime, Teacher Niang found out that she wanted to come back soon. On the way home, Kong Yunlong thought of armed police movies and wanted to be cool. She stepped up her horsepower and suddenly ran into a Li Xia car parked on the side of the road. Li Xia's car was scrapped, and Kong Yunlong went to the hospital and was in a coma for more than 30 days. Her mouth is closed and her teeth may be exposed. Teacher Niang almost fainted when she learned that.

After the third brother woke up, he lost his memory for a short time and forgot all his basic skills. Fortunately, he recovered later, just like the bridge that will appear in TV series.

Fireworks were set off on New Year's Eve, and Kong Yunlong went to the hospital at midnight. After several years of cultivation, her body gradually recovered. On 30th, 2009, everyone was in their host's house for the New Year, and Shaobing and Kong Yunlong set off fireworks in the yard.

Fireworks were set off in the big square, and two people lit them at the same time, which lit his side and showed him the situation there. Unfortunately, the fireworks burned, and Kong Yunlong was blown up and flipped in the air.

Everyone saw that Kong Yunlong was bombed, and 3 1 person went to the hospital immediately. At that time, the doctor gave the result that it was likely to be disfigured and blind.

Teacher Niang said at that time that if this happened, she would pick up the Jing Yun drum again and ask the third brother to play the strings for her. Fortunately, third brother is not blind, and there are fewer scars on his face.

Barbecue and beer, the boxer's third brother has been hospitalized, so he has to keep changing partners. 20 1 1 year, Kong Yunlong and his ninth partner Yan Hexiang had a barbecue and drank wine in the evening. They were very happy.

I heard some quarrels at the next table, and now I made a few gestures and gave the man a punch. As a result, the man did not move. Before Kong Yunlong could return to absolute being, the big fellow put down the third child with two fists.

When Zhuang Zhuang saw that the third brother was beaten, he picked up the bicycle next to him and threw it. The big man catches it perfectly, and then throws 1 meter, Zhuang Zhuang, who weighs more than 78,200 kilograms, into a perfect parabola in the air. They fell to the ground in an instant, and later learned that the strong man was a national boxer.

Riding a bike in one hand, bumping into a bus in rainy days, going out to play ball with friends, and the third brother holding an umbrella in one hand and holding it in the other. Because of the weather, there were few cars and many people on the road. Third Brother Qing was glad that he was not caught in the rain and wanted to be crazy, so he pedaled faster and faster and hit the bus.

People are lying on the main road with umbrellas, still shouting, who parked the bus on the main road? He was taken to the hospital with a broken nose.

Carry water downstairs to play cool and fall into the hospital. Third brother's scenes are in all aspects of life. 20 12 July, third brother was carrying water downstairs and wanted to play with some flowers at his feet. Inadvertently, he gabbled downstairs, his arms and legs were broken, and he lay in bed for several months.

The father of the third child once looked after him and said, "The safest job in the world makes you the most dangerous."

Teacher Niang also asked the master to tell Kong Yunlong's fortune. The master said eight words: if you play too much, be careful in everything. The master commented on the apprentice, saying that the child is honest and practical, but sometimes he is a bit stupefied and a little tiger, so he should be careful in everything.

These experiences are comparable to the baggage in cross talk. Kong Yunlong also said that every birthday wish will include wishing yourself good health, good health, and wishing the third brother good health, good health.