I went home. It's funny.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

2. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

It has been proved that a fortune teller with normal mind is not very accurate.

Our slogan is: kill the rabbit! Save carrots!

If my leaving can make you smile, then you'd better cry.

7. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

8. Turning your face is faster than turning pages. I also understand that the pain is that you don't turn it over.

This time, I made up my mind that I would never speak in class again unless someone asked me first.

10, the most regrettable thing in my life is to write to you now.

1 1. There are so many ordinary people in this world who have so much affection for me.

12, a good woman is a school, and a good man can stay in school to teach after graduation.

13, people say I look like a monkey, but I really want to tell him that I am your ancestor.

14, not afraid to drink the enemy's strength, but afraid that there will be surprises when the lid is opened. I can't stand another bottle.

15, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You are all villains.

16, lying for the first time in life usually begins with writing a composition.

17, some people are like a four, except for two or two.

18, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

19, let's dye our hair white together, so that we can grow old together.

20. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

2 1, "You will never know the ugliness of a child unless you hold his hand. Drag the child away, but the child saysno. " All right! Close the door and let the dog go!

22. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

23. Happiness is to find a crumpled 100 yuan in the worn-out jeans pocket when there is no money.

24. Grandpa Mao, "I love you" only fights for you all my life.

25. Don't think that wearing sunglasses means that blind people can walk sideways.

26, sexy is not coquettish, the key is that you are not sexy.

27, don't shit, just because the earth is not attractive.

28. I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

29. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent; As long as you are fat, nothing is useful.

30. A woman who doesn't cry is a monster, and crying all the time is a waste.

3 1, the sky fell to Sri Lanka, so turn off the phone, close the PAD and unplug the network cable.

32. I have been jealous since I was a child. When I grow up, I prefer to eat vinegar. As long as my wife says other boys are good, I will be jealous.

33, you send my lover, I will send you a favor.

34. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.

35. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

36. When I was a child, I had a dream to be a beautiful woman when I grew up, and I realized it.

37. People call me a girl, so do I say aunt, because mom and mom mean the same thing.

38. Friend, I am not an ATM. Even if it is, please feel if there is a card on you.

39. Life is easy, life is easy and life is really not easy.