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Funny love letters of matches and cigarettes

Matches are thin, but they always give people hope. Because she is the kindling of smoke. In the eyes of smoke, matches are gods.

Smoke has a crush on matches.

Cigarettes always want to sacrifice themselves for love. He thinks this is the flame of love.

He fancied that he could light a flame. Prove to the world that you are persistent in love.

But he is a cigarette that has never been lit.

Smoke has been fantasizing. He lies quietly in a cheap cigarette case.

Poor packaging made people pay little attention to him.

He looked at his brothers around him, with the same fate but different fantasies.

There is a legend between them, about Cupid matches.

None of them have seen the game, but they all seem to fall in love with them.

Smoke has been dreaming.

Imagine him burning a match, the flame of love.

Imagine that he and the match can transform together and become the prince and princess in the temple.

I fantasize that he crystallized with matches and became a legendary sacred river, flowing to the endless ocean of love.

Dream.

Smoke listens to all kinds of legends all day.

He doesn't know the origin of this legend.

He doesn't believe the legend either, because he knows that his brothers have never been out.

He has never seen a game.

The beauty of matches makes cigarettes unable to escape the temptation.

Smokers describe the beautiful appearance of matchsticks.

Every cigarette has its own favorite image in its mind.

Smoke fantasy.

On the streets of the city, a group of junior high school students came home from school.

They talk about the "coolness" of adult smoking.

Some of them said they would smoke.

"Cut, brag"

The bragging child came to the retail store,

Give me a pack of cigarettes and my dad will smoke that brand.

The boastful child pointed to the box of cigarettes that had been on the shelf for a long time.

I'm wrapping a pack of matches.

The match was lit, but the smoke did not burn into flames.

The match is lit, and it is not beautiful and charming.

Talk about something related to cigarettes

1. I like smoking, perhaps because cigarettes are spicy. Anesthetize the already painful heart for a while.

2. Be alone every day. Only one person is the truest. One smokes and the other drinks.

Smoke can always confuse people, and faint dizziness makes you forget what you shouldn't think for a while. I think that's why I rely on smoking.

4. You love me and I love smoking. You have been smoking with me for a long time, but in the end I will definitely marry the girl who advised me to give up smoking. Because I need two people to get better together.

5. I learned to smoke when I was lonely; When I was lonely, I learned to drink; In this way, I slowly decadent.

Smoking is bad for your health, but you can't give up smoking. It's like knowing it will be uncomfortable, but still can't help but think about it.

7. She just wants to be quiet for a while when she smokes. She is smoky and solemn. Obviously only twenty years old, his face suddenly makes people feel vicissitudes.

8. What you think is that you think I love you as much as you love smoking and drinking, but you can quit smoking and drinking, but I love you but I can't.

I really don't like smoking, but I like the feeling of smoking. Because it can make me awake, let me constantly remind myself that all grievances are just because I am not strong enough!

10. If you are sad, you can drink, smoke, go crazy and do whatever you want. But remember, when it's over, everything will return to normal.

1 1. I don't remember when I started smoking behind my parents' backs and fantasizing about my tomorrow with a cynical expression.

12. Smoking is lonely; Drinking is a sad indulgence; Smile is a mask of sadness; Tears are the witness of sadness.

13. Do you know why men want cigarettes instead of you? Because smoking only hurts the lungs, but it is sad to love you!

14. From smoking, drinking and falling in love, we can see a great thing. Everyone on earth is not afraid of death.

15. I smelled smoke for the first time, watched others smoke, smoked for the first time, choked for the first time, and then fell in love with the second cigarette, the third cigarette ... knowing it was poisonous.

16. I smoked one cigarette after another, and I don't know how to describe the love-hate relationship in this transitional period.

17. My life now is like a walking corpse, gambling, smoking and drinking. I also want a warm, sunny and loving person.

18. I like to smoke when I am drunk, because I can't say anything to anyone, I can only mix with cigarettes and get drunk.

19. Drink less, smoke less and stay up late less. Run more, drink more tea and read more books.

I really want to smoke, but I hate the smell of smoke, so I can't smoke.

Funny love letter: a humorous short love letter

Humor can bring some unexpected effects in confession, and humor is even directly related to the success of your confession. That kind of humor in language can't be changed and formed in a day, but it needs to be accumulated in your usual continuous literary reading and reflected by your attitude towards life. Today, let's take a look at those lovely love letter expressions and walk into the love letter encyclopedia together.

Can you catch the trace of geese flying in the sky? Can you hear the sound of flowers blooming on the ground? You can read all the vows in the world. Can you hear the three most common words I say to you?

Honey, are you asleep? I really want to hold your little hand, cling to my chest, hold you tightly and kiss your forehead. I really miss you. Why is the night so long? If I want to love you forever, I can't get rid of you.

Real lovers are: when they are together, one hour is one second; And when they are separated, one second is an hour; This is exactly how I feel when I am with you. I love you forever!

I always stand at a distance that you can grasp as long as you reach out, and I am most afraid that you will turn away at such a distance; I love you! Unfortunately, I only have a lifetime.

Sunrise+sunset = morning and evening; Moon+stars = infinite thoughts; Wind flowers+snow moon = gentle and sweet; Meteor+heart = blessing! Wish: People who love you love you more, and people you love know you better!

I am not good at expressing myself, but I know I will be good to you. I don't know anything about romance, but I'm sure you won't get tired of me. I am not an understanding person, but I know how to love you and love you.

If/I/I don't love you/the earth collapses/the seas run dry and the rocks crumble/the earth doesn't turn/the sun sets.

If we can't love each other/The Dead Sea begins to fade/The Yellow River changes its course again/The Sahara is no longer dry/The Himalayas will become Ma Pingchuan.

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton.

Once you get sick, I'll lose two Jin. Once I was sick, you gained two pounds instead (you came to the dormitory to accompany me and ate all my snacks. )

Dear Linlin, I am such a person, a noble and pure person, a person who is free from vulgar tastes, but don't praise me like this, it will make me proud, and what I have done is far from enough.

Even if one day, your footsteps become faltering, your hair turns white, and your rosy face is covered with wrinkles, I will still hold your hand and walk in the afterglow of the sunset.

I like that there is only pure hope and only a stable and moderate growth in life. I like the color after years of rinsing. I like and expect this person who is reading short messages to become my eternal lover.

I will always treat my feelings and family, and I will be responsible to the end. Everything I do is for you and this family. You know, I don't even hesitate to sell my youth and body.

Do you know that?/You know what? I secretly think that I am full of sweetness, secretly think that I have no pressure, and secretly think that I am so beautiful. Only when there is your taste in time will the memory become beautiful and more meaningful.

I bought you 200 yuan of clothes, and I only cheated you 50 yuan. You bought me a 30-yuan watch and tricked me into asking for 300 yuan.

I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

I admit, I admit, I'm a bad guy, I'm a gangster, I stole the pears from Cai's family, I moved the rice from Li's family, I don't want the party's forgiveness, I don't want the government's leniency, I just want your love!

Conclusion: By reading these love letter phrases, we can feel that a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere can also be revealed in the confession of nervousness and suffocation.

Funny love letter: a funny love letter to a girlfriend

Dear girlfriend: Our relationship comes from our sincere efforts. Happiness is the result of our joint efforts and the perfect combination of your gentleness and my thoughtfulness. In order to better develop our feelings, this code is formulated. I hope you can study it carefully and experience it seriously. It's best to keep an investigation after reading and writing an article, and don't waste my ardent expectations for you.

Love is an important part of our life; Having love is a perfect life and the glory of your personal life value. Maintaining love will enrich you, and your boyfriend's achievements will make your life full of meaning. Creating a successful support for your boyfriend is an opportunity to create a brilliant life. Boyfriend is the most important thing in life. Everything you do is to make your boyfriend love you. With your boyfriend's love, you will succeed.

Cheerful, generous, hardworking and not haggle over every ounce is your spirit. Boyfriend first is your service tenet. I hope you can practice cooking frequently. Like any perfect girlfriend, in order to make her boyfriend eat delicious food, see you happy and like to hear your voice, you should try to understand her boyfriend, so that her boyfriend will gamble on her income and freedom for the rest of her life and marry you home, and you will be more popular.

Boyfriends always come to you because they like you. All you have to do is keep your charm in the eyes of your boyfriend. If you can keep your boyfriend infatuated with you, then your boyfriend will take good care of you. If your boyfriend is disappointed in you, no matter how hard you try, it is impossible to recover.

Girlfriends are designed for boyfriends. Keep this in mind, you will be dead set on him, and you will also succeed through an indirect means.

You must fully realize that beauty will only attract people for a short time, and enriching yourself and making yourself beautiful is the key to maintaining charm. You should care about your boyfriend's topic and discuss issues that should interest your boyfriend.

Boyfriends always think that women are unreasonable animals. If something unpleasant happens, leave him alone, because psychologically, men are all children.

You should be proud of your boyfriend and brag to your friends that you are his girlfriend, which will enrich your life. It is also important not to criticize your boyfriend in front of others. A man can lose his girlfriend, but he can't lose face.