Say a shocking thing.

When I was a child, my family lived in a small mountain village. The village is not too big, there is only one way to the outside. When I was a child, whenever tractors roared across the road and highlighted black smoke, there would be a group of children running after them, which was more festive than festivals.

Everyone in the village is poor, except Lao Lu who lives at the top of the mountain.

Strange to say, everyone is busy in the field every day, but Lao Lu opens the door every day when the sun climbs high, and then the old man sits under the tree with a bench and a cigarette in his mouth.

Of course, this is not the only strange thing in the village. For example, there is a river in the village, and a strange stone can always be fished out of it. Once, a fortune teller from other places passed by our village and was amazed to see this kind of stone by the river. I saw him pick up a stone and hit it hard. This stone can breathe fire. He murmured, "Why did you throw the lighter into the river? Go to hell. "Then he picked up a stone, lit a cigarette for himself and left the village.

For example, every Monday, someone's socks are missing. So socks in our village are particularly precious. If the market is closed, people will exchange socks for things, because they are too precious.

One night when I got up to pee, I found a strange light coming from Lao Lu's house at the top of the mountain. With the beating sound, my body began to tremble, and my urine began to become very rhythmic. As soon as the drums stopped, my urine stopped. As soon as the drum beats, I will continue to scatter.

The drums rang all night, so I peed outside the door all night. So I was very angry in the morning, because I didn't fall asleep after I went out to pee last night. So I ran up the hill to find Lao Lu, knocked on the door for a long time, and found that no one opened it at all. So I jumped over the wall and jumped into Lao Lu's yard.

The sight in front of me startled me. Lao Lu's family has a huge Christmas tree, which is covered with socks. I also found the one I lost the other day. Lao Lu just opened the door and saw me outside.

He told me that he was an alien who came to earth to steal socks and lighters. Because its original planet is short of socks.

After that, Lao Lu and his house disappeared together in a wisp of smoke. I blinked and found myself just getting up. I tried to put on my shoes and go out to have a look, but I found my socks missing.