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Funny jingle (Cantonese), who has it?

At the beginning of life, riding a poisonous snake with a big smile.

Horses run, women dance, chickens crow,

Knowing how to fight less means that you are resistant to hitting big bags.

Tooth chop chop die miserably blink like Hua Dan.

It's easy to learn bad if you don't have goods to sell.

Dressed up as busy, eyes moist into melancholy,

If you don't fight too much, you will know that you are inferior.

If I had known, I would not have been a beggar. If you had known it in the morning, you would have known the third grade t,

The leader who picked the stool smiled and opened a ticket.

Go early in the morning, lest you be in a hurry,

There is no training if you have income, and there is no help if you have income.

I don't feel much here. I don't wash in the fog.

Keywords posture, no reality, transaction, strength,

In 789, I vomited and ate the earth.

Money is tight, and real silver pecks around.

You must be rich, lose, panic and hurt your neighbors,

The spirit of gambling is better than begging.

Tengteng shook the luck of the shrimp bachelor and went back to the store.

The second son has nothing to learn, so he just uses it as a secret book.

Win the candy factory, win the car,

It is better to learn early with sinus mouth than with sinus mouth.

It is irresponsible to spend a lot of time around Pinkley.

No sun, long gifts, curry, coffee, hitting girls,

I have been struggling for my life frequently, and I have an environment.

People are waiting to take advantage of their illness and death,

I don't want to bury a lot of things,

No sex, no humanity, no mistakes,

Lip has chest hair, long hand hair and strong sexual desire.

If you don't listen, pretend to be innocent, lazy and desperate.

Eat your own food and make your own stink.

Eye-catching, skylight print, footprint print, etc.

No trial, no pain, no secret fishing,

Well, it's not enough to support two stalls in the class and wake up with the boss.

Walk fast, walk well, the world has no nose,

10. Riding a strange horse in the middle,

Well, it's more difficult to change than the second and third lines.

Finger slapping shit, no lesbian scars,

Asexual patients are scary and dizzy,

Blow water without wiping your mouth when you are sick,

I don't know how I died, but blue chips can't wash away my troubles.

Cross the ocean, win the lottery, walk around and win friends. -