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Sand sculpture paragraph copy

Sand sculpture paragraph copy (selected 62 sentences) 1. Interpretation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning! I always believe that there is never destiny takes a hand's misfortune, only perseverance. 3. Where it exists, it will bloom. Don't forget to smell because you are sad. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out? You don't have to see me because you didn't see me at all. 6. Don't write about your love all day. I don't have that much time to pay attention to you, and the love I want is not just talk! 7. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. 8. I envy those who leave coldly. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave. 9. At first you said you loved me, but now I think you are really cheap. 10. Whether going uphill or downhill, you should know how to stop yourself at the right time. Only by stopping and looking back can we make better progress. 1 1. It is said that the first child is a boy, indicating that the mother has a high IQ, and the girl shows that the father has a high IQ and dares to fight with me. 12. I have been running in the fields of hope, and I will inevitably not trip over the stones of disappointment. 13. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around. 14. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world. 15. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home. 16. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked a hundred thousand miles and hasn't lost weight yet. Besides, he is a vegetarian. 17. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear up the express parcel. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water. 18. Others don't know whether you are doing well or not, but as soon as you gain weight, everyone will know. 19. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters. 20. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you. 2 1. If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you. 22. Life never makes me comfortable. It always slaps me every once in a while to remind me that I will die if I make another mistake. If poverty limits our imagination, why can I think of so many ways to save money? 24. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can. 26. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to have one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife. 27. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting. 29. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes. 30. The feeling of taking a courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door after being disassembled. 3 1. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack! I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will go to Shui Piao. My wife asked me sweetly: Honey, why did you marry me in the first place? ? I smiled:? Harm others and yourself! ? 34.? Bang! ? I slapped my girlfriend and asked? Does it hurt? ? My girlfriend waited for a while and looked at me: it hurts. ? I held her in my arms: pain is right, and women are used for pain! ? 35. After entering the society, I discovered that I can't spell my parents, only Pinduoduo. 36. Other people's wives are angry, but mine is still swelling. 37. I'm here to warn people with objects that you'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution. 38. For a person like me, is a few hundred dollars also called money for me? That's funny, this is fucking life! 39. The monthly salary is not blown by the strong wind, but seems to be blown away by the strong wind. 40. Once my best friend drank too much and accidentally rushed into the men's room. In front of all the panicked faces, the goods pretended to be calm and shouted:? What are you afraid of? I don't have a ruler! ? 4 1. Girlfriend: Your mother and I fell into the river. Who will you save first? ? Me:? Fool, of course, save you first! ? Girlfriend: Why? ? Me:? You think, if I save you, the water level will come down, and my mother will be saved! ? 42. reflect on yourself. If you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend? 43. I passed the subject three times and failed again today. The coach finally yelled at me impatiently. Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam? ? I have nothing to say. 44. Having dinner with a friend, he asked me to pay the bill. I feel particularly unfair: why should I invite you this time? Last time I ate mala Tang, last time I ate mutton kebabs, last time I ate Lamian Noodles, etc. Which time was not your treat? ? 45. I went to the hospital for examination and I was really pregnant. After I came out, I called my husband happily. Me: Honey, I'm pregnant. Husband: Say what you want to eat, and don't lie to me about eating and drinking. 46. Every time I ask my husband: Why go? ? Most of his answers are:? Find my mistress! ? I think it's humorous, but I find that people are not only humorous, but also fucking honest. 47. When I was shopping with my friends, I suddenly found five women beating my friend's mother-in-law. Seeing this, I urged my friend to say, don't you help quickly? The friend calmly said: no, five people are enough! 48. The child asked his mother: Then why did you marry your father? Mom said:? Mom married your father when she was blind! ? The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said: all the money in our family has been given to your mother to treat her eyes! ? 49. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me. 50. I don't know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk about it every day, my talent will have nowhere to display! 5 1. I think Li Shimin is so stupid. If I hadn't sent the Tang Priest to fetch the scriptures, I would have eaten him instead. We are still in the heyday of the Tang Dynasty! 52. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life. 53. Now, what qualifications does a man have to tell his sister to grow old together? I'm bald before my gray hair grows. 54. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat. 55. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer. 56. It is a strange thing to check the hygiene of the dormitory. It deprives everything of its meaning. There can be no rubbish in the trash can, nothing on the hook and nothing on the table. At our age, we must wear a helmet when riding an electric car, or we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz. 58. I put ten dollars into each of my clothes one by one. I like to surprise myself when I have no money. 59. A friend went to buy a turtle and asked the shopkeeper: How long can this turtle be kept? The shopkeeper replied: well raised, can I die for you? 60.? Why is it harder for a mother-in-law to coax a woman than a girlfriend? ? Because my mother-in-law was cheated once! ? 6 1. If someone hates me enough to pay someone to beat me, I want to tell you that if you give me the money, I will even beat myself as long as the money is in place. 62. Most of the pranks of ugly people are true, because good-looking people are called coquetry for no reason.