Super funny simple joke

Super funny simple joke 1:

1, aha ~ Give me a glass of light water and I won't lose weight all my life.

2. It has nothing to do with yesterday's old age and death, but tomorrow will be old forever.

The harm of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

4, history, the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

I don't have an all-inclusive heart, but I have an all-inclusive stomach.

6. People only live once. In the final analysis, we are all novices.

7. When a girl tells you to go away, you never know whether she tells you to go away or come and hug her.

8. Those who make me strong will broadcast the weather forecast, even if it is far away!

9. I am a two-faced person, sometimes sunny, sometimes silent, sometimes gloomy.

10, change the world with your smile, don't let the world change your smile.

1 1, solemnly tell these mosquitoes: stick to sustainable development, don't bite me once, let me shoot you to death.

12, you are lucky that you have ancestral remedies, but my misfortune is that I have genetic diseases.

Super funny simple joke 2:

1, men and women in the world, together for a long time will be divided, divided for a long time with the same sex.

2. Don't talk nonsense. If moon cakes are really delicious, how can they only be eaten once a year?

Never say that you have nothing in the future. Aren't you sick?

4. Fortune-telling has been quietly filling the gap of psychological counseling in China.

5. It's hard to hear people being black. You have to say that he is an African gigolo.

6. Feng Jie's QQ signature: Never before, never after, thinking of heaven and earth, boundless, lonely and tearful.

7. Holding a windmill with the words "Fight Big" written on it? Not China's?

8. When the house price is high, the calls from home are all mobile phones; When the real estate is at a low ebb, all the calls from home are landline phones.

9. The system of12306 is really powerful. Fully simulate the on-site ticketing environment. Line up first, and then tell you there are no tickets.

10, according to the style of Xinhua News Agency, the future? My wife? Should I write? My main responsible comrades? .

1 1. If I can work in by going up one flight of stairs in this job, I will be the person on the table in the future.

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