Funny crosstalk suitable for primary school students

The hilarious comic dialogues suitable for primary school students include Five Fingers, I Love Kindergarten, Happy New Year on the Chinese Zodiac, Traffic Safety and Bragging.

1, five fingers

A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has fingers.

B: Nonsense, who doesn't have fingers?

A: Fingers are long and short, big and small.

B: That's right. This is telling the truth with your eyes open.

A: But the more you look at it, the more you like it (thumbs up), and the more you look at it, the more you hate it (index finger).

B: Five fingers make a fist, and you can't tell which one you love or hate.

Well, you don't know. In my family, my thumb is my father and my forefinger is my mother.

B: the more I talk, the more I don't understand.

A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten. I'm really happy.

I should be happy.

I skipped home and shouted happily, "Mom!" .

B: Then your mother must be very happy.

A: But as soon as the voice fell, the "forefinger" came.

B: Why? You still have guests at home.

A: (Holding out the index finger) The index finger is my mother. "What's the matter with you? Your clothes are so dirty, where have you been? " .

Well, your mother is really something.

I'm thirsty. I was just about to eat an apple when the "forefinger" came again.

B: What's the matter?

A: (holding out index finger) "How do you know how to eat? Write quickly. You can't eat until you finish writing! " .

B: I don't even eat.

A: I just sat down and wrote two words, and I wanted to pee.

B: well, this urine doesn't live up to expectations

Oh, I can't hold it any longer.

B: Then you should go.

A: No. The "index finger" is coming again. (Stretching out index finger) "You child, you are so lazy. Hurry up and do your homework! " .

B: Alas.

A: In this way, the repeated appearance of "index finger" made me lose my spirit in doing my homework.

No one will be energetic.

A: The less energetic you are, the more mistakes you make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.

B: It's called a vicious circle.

Do you think I can stop hating it? (holding out index finger).

B: Your forefinger is really boring. What about "thumb"

A: The thumb is different, OK! Very good! Very good! Great! Great! Great! You're great.

B: Look! It's refreshing to say it.

No, I just finished my homework when my father came back. Pushing the door open, he smiled and said appreciatively (thumbs up), "You are great, son! You will know how to study when you get home. " One sentence made me feel embarrassed.

Listen, praise is like a ray of sunshine.

A: In order to repay my father, I went to get his slippers, newspaper and turn on the TV.

Look, as long as there is sunshine, he will become smart.

A: As a result, my father praised me again (thumbs up). "My son is so lovely, he just knows how to be considerate. I said, my son is the best! " I'm glad to hear the news.

B: Look how beautiful he is.

Do you think I won't like it? (thumbs up).

I should. Even I envy your thumb.

A: "Thumb" means praise and "forefinger" means criticism.

B: No child in the world likes praise.

A: So, when I have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up).

Well, it's still early.

I said, can they be the same?

B: It's different. Even the expression is different. The "thumb" is like this (smiling face) and the "index finger" is like this (losing face).

How I wish my mother could do the same! (thumbs up).

B: Your mother will, so she's here.

Wang repented (scared away).

Oh, look, this scares him.

2. "I love kindergarten"

A: There are so many children sitting here with different hobbies.

B: It's different.

Some people like singing.

Hmm.

Some people like dancing.

Hmm.

Some people like painting.

Hmm.

Some people like to catch mice.

B: Ah. Like catching mice.

I like playing cat and mouse.

Well, I'll tell you something! Hey! After a long talk, what do you love?

A: I love to cry.

I like crying. When your mother came back from work, she bought you a big apple. It's very kind of you to cry without saying anything.

A: That's not true.

That's what I said. Then you love to cry.

A: You can stop crying at this time, if you want.

B: Then when do you cry?

A: I cried as soon as I arrived at the kindergarten gate.

B: Oh, I'm not in love with kindergarten.

A: I grew up with my grandmother's parents and never went to kindergarten. I don't know so many teachers and children.

I'll get to know you.

A: Then I don't like going either. My mother dragged me in and gave it to the kindergarten teacher.

How bad it is.

A: I have been crying. The teacher took my hand and strolled in the yard. Suddenly I heard "quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack".

B: It's really lively.

A: This is a large class of children performing a program. Suddenly, a little yellow duck swaggered up to me, craned its neck in front of me and began to sing.

What are you singing?

A: "Hey!" Welcome Mimi to join us.

B: Mimi.

It turns out that Daban asked me to play Xiaohua Mall Mimi.

B: Then you should leave quickly.

A: Then I can't do anything.

B: You can learn.

A: The teacher smiled and said to me, "I'll be the mother cat and you will be Xiaohua Mall, okay?" I said happily, "Good!" Teachers teach, children teach, and they soon learn.

Great! Did anyone teach you acting at grandma's house?

A: No.

Do you have any children to play with?

A: No.

B: how about kindergarten?

A: OK.

B: Do you still cry in kindergarten?

A: Cry.

B: Ah! Why are you still crying? How nice the kindergarten is! The teacher teaches us to draw, dance, sing, count, climb mountains, row boats, build houses and play games.

A: What? Are there any mountains in the kindergarten?

B: Show the slides! I think it's like climbing a mountain.

A: How about boating?

On the swing! It's like rowing in the water.

A: Building a house.

Set up the building blocks.

A: Now I love kindergarten.

B: Whoops.

I stopped crying a long time ago. I said happily, "Mom, you go. Goodbye! " " .

B: So you don't like crying now. Love what?

A: I love kindergarten.

3. New Year greetings of China Zodiac.

Dear friends, Happy New Year.

A: We are the zodiac: Happy New Year.

I am a mouse.

B: I'm a cow.

I am a pig.

The new year is coming. On behalf of the Chinese zodiac, I want to say something auspicious to you.

Hehe, hehe, why does it represent?

I am a mouse. I'm the boss of the zodiac. I don't represent anyone.

Let me see. Well, in terms of small eyes, no one dares to be the first to call the second child.

H: Ha ha ha ha.

Let me do it! H: why?

B: I'm a cow. I am diligent, and I am the best. You know what people say about me?

Tell me.

B: It's a good idea for an old cow to be a willing ox without waiting for a whip. That's our bull.

C: Come on.

Look at your cow.

C: If you ask me, it means it belongs to me.

D: why?

I am a tiger. Are all twelve animals here? I am the king of all animals! Guys, you're all in my charge.

He: Hey, the official addiction is really big.

E: OK, OK, stop arguing. What's there to argue about?

He: Drink, what's wrong with you?

E:20 1 1 What year is it?

He: The Year of the Rabbit.

E: That's all right. I am a rabbit. If you don't listen to me, will you get the Year of the Rabbit?

H: All right, come on.

E: Ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, I'm here.

F: Who told you that? Proud as a peacock! The rabbit walked on.

E: Ladies and gentlemen, today is the last day of 20 10, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon.

H: Well, not bad.

E: Why don't we turn our zodiac into auspicious words for everyone?

H: Oh, that's a good idea.

L: I'm the youngest. I'll go first.

H: Let's get started.

L: I wish mom and dad all the best in the Year of the Rabbit. Bless everything.

Dog: I wish my uncle and aunt a family career go go go! Ale Ale Ale, yeah.

Chicken: At dawn, the rooster crows, and the rooster crows all over the world. Good luck to everyone!

Monkey: Good luck to the monkey. I wish you a happy New Year!

Sheep: Sanyang Kaitai, I wish you unlimited spring in the new year!

Horse: Dragon-horse spirit, the horse will take you home in the afternoon!

Snake: More auspicious than good luck!

Dragon: Dragon leaps and tigers leap, and Chen Long sends Rui!

Tiger: Good luck with your work!

Bull: Stubborn and arrogant!

Mouse: the spring breeze blows the green willows, and the spirit mouse jumps loose!

The Year of the Loong is your best year.

Step 4 "brag"

A: Our family is a boastful family.

Our family is also a professional braggart.

A: Our home is a global bragging center.

B: Your family or ours blew it out.

A: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

B: We don't pay for bragging.

A: I didn't blow. I went to the toilet as soon as I was born.

B: Crawl slowly.

A: Who was born to crawl?

B: Then how can I get there?

This bed will be used as a toilet.

B: It's called bed wetting.

A: I will run in three months.

That must be a freak.

A: My mother will go to work in three months, and I have to go to grandma's house and grandma's house.

B: Just run.

A: When it comes to bragging, I can't compare with anyone.

I don't believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow here. No problem.

B: If I have a big appetite, I can eat five bowls of noodles at a meal.

I can eat eight pounds of jiaozi in one meal.

Gee, I have a fever.

Gee, I have a fever, too.

B: Sleep under the quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt.

A: I slept at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day it was all popcorn.

B: My cycling skills are second to none in the county.

A: My cycling skills are unparalleled in the world today.

Once I went to grandma's house by bike. As soon as I hit the road, a Santana sped behind me.

A: overtaking.

I crouched down and gave a hard push.

A: How about that?

I passed it! I flew 30 kilometers, and I always left it behind. It's almost grandma's house. I parked my bike by the road.

A: How about that?

B: Wait for that car! After about five minutes, it came and stopped.

A: There's a lot to see. Now you're ready to get beat up.

B: The driver's uncle leaned out of the window and shouted at me, "Shame on you! Hey! " .

What is this? Once, I came home from school, leaned my bike against the wall and went to play. The next day, when I was riding a bike, I found that the rear wheel was missing.

B: It must have been unloaded by a thief.

A: Impossible! That's because I rode my bike too fast and left it on the road.

B: there is such a thing.

A: What's so strange about that? This happens to me all the time.

B: Oh.

A: I looked for it on the road and finally found it in a tree ditch on the side of the road. Oh, my god, it's still spinning there.

You are fast, but I am tall. I am taller than a tree.

I am taller than the building.

B: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach a big plane.

A: The upper lip is facing the sky and the lower lip is facing the ground.

Where's your face?

A boaster is shameless.

B: Ah.

5. Driving safety

Today we are going to tell you a cross talk. This cross talk is about traffic safety.

A: ok, traffic safety. (no spirit).

B: I said why you are so listless today.

A: Forget it. Bad luck.

Tell me about it.

A: Why do you find it so difficult to walk now?

What do you mean?

I came to school the other day. You know, I came to school on foot.

That sounds very fresh. What are you going to do if you don't do it yourself?

I mean I go to school on foot.

B: Oh, you said it was impossible to walk.

As soon as I got out of the neighborhood, I got on the main road.

Wait, why don't you take the sidewalk?

I have to cross the road.

B: Oh, the crosswalk line is at the gate of your community.

A: No.

It's a path without a crosswalk.

A: Not really. A two-way six-lane road.

Then you are jaywalking! You must take the crosswalk.

Can't we make a detour at the crosswalk? It's too expensive.

Look how lazy he is.

A: It was lively as soon as we got on the road.

Hmm.

A: There is heavy traffic on the road, so I can't get through.

B: Morning rush hour.

A: Not bad. A little guy came not far away. I saw my chance.

Little guy.

A: Not much. It is only a dozen meters long and weighs dozens of tons. It looks lovely. Its scientific name is bus.

B: Still young.

A: Slow down! It comes with a shake, a shake, a shake.

B: Is there a bus like that?

A: I'm not idle either. Go ahead. I held my breath, and my breath sank into the abdomen. The fresh air rose, the turbid air fell, and the breath was colorful. I fell down and rushed out in one step.

B: Look at the waste of energy.

A: There is one more step.

B: It's over.

Sit on the floor.

Why are you sitting on the floor?

A: The bus screeched and stopped half a meter in front of me, which made my legs weak and I sat on the ground.

B: How dangerous.

That bus driver is also very hateful. He came down and asked, "Are you all right, little friend?" . How can you jaywalk! How dangerous! " .

B: Yes.

A: I am so angry. I thought: can you scare me if you don't brake?

B: If people don't brake, they will run over you.

Run over me. Not afraid! You can crush my body, but not my soul.

You are an asshole.

A: When I came home that night, there was a car accident on TV. A student jaywalked and was hit by a car.

Really?

That terrible book and shoes at the scene. There is another person lying like this (turning his back to make an S-shape).

B: no. It's bad enough.

It makes me gnash my teeth and stamp my feet.

I'm ready to obey the traffic rules.

I changed the channel.

B: Fuck you!