Emperor Chongzhen was unwilling, and finally weighed the word "you". Mr. Wen Zi said

At the end of Ming Dynasty, Li Chuangwang Rebels besieged the city. At that time, Zhu Youjian, Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty, was upset, fidgeting and scratching his head in his palace! He has a personal eunuch named Wang Chengen, and he advises him:

"Besides, the emperor, why not visit privately and observe the people's feelings? Maybe you can meet strangers and help me understand this country. "

Hearing this, Chongzhen, well, that's a good idea. So he put on plain clothes, went out of Taihe Gate, Duanmen Gate and Wumen Gate, followed Qian Bulang, crossed Chessboard Street and reached the main entrance.

Chongzhen turned his head and saw a word-measuring table at the gate of the polishing factory. There is a pair on the booth.

The first couplet says, "Spring thunder on the tip of the tongue scares ghosts and gods",

The second couplet: "autumn moon hangs down to know the ministers."

Behind the booth sat a character measurer. He is in his forties, with fine features, a straight nose and a short beard. He looks very handsome.

As soon as Chongzhen saw the word-measuring booth, he was happy. How come? He was in a daze. I thought: well, let this gentleman show me the way. Well, he regards Mr. Divination as a lifesaver. Don't you know that's his killer!

Chongzhen came over and said; "Sir, let me test a word."

"Do you want to test a word?"

"Ah."

"Do you want to write a sentence or say a sentence?"

Chongzhen mused, how troublesome it is to write a word. I'll just say one word. What word should I say? I looked up and saw a "Judas Grain Store" in Lunan. Well, I'll just say "you" and find a lucky one.

"Oh, I said' yes'."

The fortune teller said:

"What do you want to ask?"

Chongzhen at no one around, gather together in Juzi's ear and said:

"I asked Daming Jiangshan how?"

The fortune teller said:

"You ask Daming Jiangshan? I'm a word reader, so let's talk about words. I think Daming Mountain is incomplete, only half of it is left. "

Hearing this, Chongzhen was startled at that time. Busy to ask:

"Why is there half left?"

The fortune teller said:

"Think about it, there is a horizontal apostrophe at the top of the word" you ",which is half of the word" big "; The word' Moon' below is half of the word' Ming'. Isn't the word' you' half that of Daming? ! "

Chongzhen said, alas, half the country will be tossed out in one sentence! When he rolled his eyes, he changed his words:

"Sir, I'm not talking about being, but being a friend of a friend."

I thought: I will do it this time.

The fortune teller said:

"What do you ask?"

"I'll ask Daming Jiangshan again."

"Well, ... I think this' friend' is not as good as that' friend'."

"Why?"

"You see, a friend's" friend "is the word" anti ",which means that all anti-kings are in their early days. I'm afraid Daming Mountain is in jeopardy, not even half of it is left! "

Well, it's not half!

Hearing this, Chongzhen said: Alas, this is Wu Dalang selling mountain red-it is better to hang (hexagrams) than to hang (hexagrams)!

Hurriedly say again:

"I'm not talking about my friend's friend, I'm talking about the meridian's monism."

The "one" of meridians is the word "wine", not the three points of water.

"What do you ask?"

"I also asked Daming Jiangshan."

The fortune teller said:

"Don't ask, according to this statement, not only Daming Jiangshan is hard to protect, but even the emperor will not have a good end!"

"ah? What do you think? "

"You see, two points are added to the word" one ",and the word" inch "is added below to read" respect ". The most distinguished person in the world is the emperor, known as the Ninth Five-Year Plan. Think about it, now that there is a thigh under the word' Zun', there is no head above it, and there is only a joint in the middle. What strength is there to live! "

Wow! Chongzhen's heart is blocked. But I couldn't have an attack. I got a heartfelt scolding, but I had to bear it. Let's go Let's go back to the palace after the divination. Pay quickly, who knows that when I reached for my handkerchief, I put it in my mouth. ...

A look at this character, said:

"Oh, there is no need to give gifts."

Hearing this, Chongzhen asked, "What, no charge?"

"You just had a handkerchief in your mouth. Add a towel under the word "mouth" and pronounce it "hanging". I am afraid your life is in danger. I don't accept money from desperate people. "

Chongzhen is getting more and more embarrassed: am I really going to die? Back to the palace in frustration.

In the seventeenth year of Chongzhen (1644), on March 19th, Li Zicheng, the king of Zhuang, entered Beijing. Chongzhen took eunuch Wang Chengen to Jingshan Park, now Jingshan Park. Chongzhen see tide, with a sigh:

"Alas, Wang Chengen, Wang Chengen, it's over!"

Wang Chengen cried and took out a handkerchief to wipe her tears. Chongzhen looked at the handkerchief and remembered that there was a towel to hang under his mouth. Yes, hang yourself! This is also the way that Mr Wen Zi told me. Chongzhen was sad, so he hanged himself under the crooked-necked pagoda tree called "Sin Huai" by later generations, and the Ming Dynasty perished.

Zhao Yi arranged according to the recording of Mr. Guo Qiru's stand-up crosstalk.